writing not going well. will be retiring to the countryside to start a life of crime. adieu.
bi/pan erasure and poor reading comprehension are some of this hellsite's mainstays. But the post chain is hilarious
all goofing aside I genuinely don't understand the urge to reimagine Taylor Allison Swift as a secretly queer icon when the pop music scene(TM) is like. literally overflowing with women who actually like women. Gaga and Kesha and Miley and Halsey are right there. Rina Sawayama and Hayley Kiyoko and Rebecca Black and Kehlani and Victoria MonĂŠt and Miya Folick if you're willing to get slightly less top 100. Janelle and Demi for them nonbinary takes on liking girls. like what are we doing here. like I'm not even saying you can't enjoy Taylor but why would you hang all your little gay hopes on her.
I feel safe. Yes, it feels like that.
@swsourceâ star wars week: day 6 â may the 4th be with you!
People are like âitâs so beautiful no clouds at allâ it could use a little clouds if I had to be honest.
Does anyone else just sit and think about the fact that Six of Crows is literally the perfect book?
Like, we have a morally grey character who's actually morally grey and has a real reason to push people away other than "once I killed someone in self defense, so I'm a terrible person and we can't be together." And every other character has a super fleshed out backstory as well, including real world problems that don't usually get talked about in fantasy books.
There's just as heavy an emphasis on platonic love as romantic love, instead of "I can fix him", it's "he can fix himself", there's a gay couple that's actually happy and not suffering every five pages, and all of the gay characters have personality traits outside of the fact that they're gay.
And speaking of the romance, it's so not rushed or sexualized. No one even kisses in the first book, but it's still so obvious how much they love each other. Each couple has such a different dynamic, and the way their pasts mirror each other? Perfection. (I also firmly believe that Kanej is the best couple in all of YA prove me wrong)
And then the diversity??? 3/7 of the lead characters are POCs, 4/7 are queer, 3 have disabilities, 2 have addictions, 2 have PTSD, 2 are religious, one was raised in a cult, and it's not one of those books that has diverse characters just for the sake of being diverse!
The plot is so unique, especially among fantasy books, and despite the fact that there's so many moving parts, there is not a single plot hole. And the CK auction scene will forever be one of the best end of series climaxes I have ever read.
So basically I don't get why other authors even try anymore cause I'm sorry but no matter how great their books are, it's not going to be Six of Crows.
Weâre past the point of being able to ignore this now. @pixellecutieââs sleeping brain dreamed a dream of marine biology, and youâve all really put in the work to make it a meme in its own right. Who knew there were so many benefits to being a marine biologist?
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The origins:
The Minecraft axolotl version by @queerbeemcâ:
The Animorphs version by @jivs-jamâ:
Even @theshitpostcalligrapherâ chimed in. Thank you, @theshitpostcalligrapherâ, for services rendered to the community:
This kissy fishy by @cryptidcanaryâ:
A reality check by @anxiety-plusâ:
The tired marine biologist by @hustlerose:Â
Above all things, sophisticated (@noneedtofearorhopeâ):
More cons (oh no!) according to @essential-npcâ:
A delightfully different perspective, this time from the forest floor, by @bepisdrinkâ:
A worthy remix by @charlesoberonnâ:
Reese | they/them | over 21 | a little too in love with sugar, cats, and writing
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