People Who Switch Pronouns In Songs To No-homo The Situation Are So Funny. The Idea Literally Never Even

People who switch pronouns in songs to no-homo the situation are so funny. The idea literally never even occurred to me as a kid. Couldn’t be me. I am a woman scorned. I am a man who had his heart broken. I am a guy who hates his hometown. I’m a country boy, I’m a city girl. I’m a slut. I’m addicted to cocaine. It’s a song, man.

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If The Sun Should Tumble From The Skies     If The Sea Should Suddenly Run Dry         If You Love
If The Sun Should Tumble From The Skies     If The Sea Should Suddenly Run Dry         If You Love
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If the sun should tumble from the skies     If the sea should suddenly run dry         If you love me, really love me             Let it happen, I won’t care.

7 years ago

This is beautiful.  I love it <3

I Put Christmas Lights On My Bookshelf Today 😊

I put Christmas lights on my bookshelf today 😊

2 years ago

Hermione is alone on the porch when he arrives.

Everyone is asleep inside, drowsy after Molly’s Sunday roast and countless bottles of celebratory champagne.

Her stomach twists into a thousand tiny knots.

“Congratulations.”

“Don’t,” she says sharply, another knot welling up in her throat.

Beneath the amber lantern, his eyes are bloodshot. The last time they saw one another, they were bright and melting, burning holes into her skin that she wished to fill with him.

He stuffs his hands into his pockets and stands there, looking at her.

She can’t stand the weight of his gaze, so she stares at her knee. At her hand on her knee. At the sparkling jewel nestled around the finger of her hand on her knee.

“I still read Muggle literature,” he says, sitting beside her.

They used to discuss Muggle books for hours, far past curfew, hiding in empty classrooms where nobody could find them.

She notices he’s holding a slip of parchment.

“Different material, though,” he resumes. “Poetry. You know how you would look at the oil landscape on the fourth-floor corridor and say a storm was brewing, but I envisioned it as the end of one?”

“It was literally titled ‘Brewing Tempest’.”

“Not,” he taps her knee with his, “the point.”

She smiles.

“Poetry is kind of like that. Imaginative. Inclusive. Even a stranger can read a few lines and feel at home.”

“Why haven’t you written to me?”

“I was giving you time to be with your friends. You missed them.”

“I miss you.”

The parchment rustles in his hands. It’s folded eight times over. He folds and unfolds it restlessly. “I’m not a writer.”

“I know that.”

“Neither are you,” he adds, insulted by how quickly she agreed.

She breathes a laugh. “I never claimed to be.”

“Do you know what a haiku is?”

“Did you write me one?” she asks, amused.

“No. But I found one that expresses how I’ve felt these last few weeks, watching you slip away. It’s by an American poet. Billy Collins. Maybe it’s too late to give it to you, but I knew I’d regret if I didn’t at least try—”

Hermione snatches it from his hands.

Draco rebukes her impatience, but he rambles when he’s nervous and she's brimming with curiosity.

“Where are you going?” she calls after him.

But he’s already halfway gone, shaking his head like he can’t stand to be there anymore.

Heart in her throat, Hermione reads:

He may compare you

to the dawn, but I

stayed up all night to watch it.

She reads it again.

Twice more.

And then she’s running.

“Draco!” she cries, afraid the pop of Apparation will go off before she can stop him. “Draco!”

It’s too dark and she hasn’t cast a Lumos spell and she can hardly see where she’s—

“Oof!” he gasps as she barrels into him.

It’s the sweetest sound she’s ever heard.

Hermione throws her arms around his neck.

“I made a mistake! I never should have said yes. You didn’t write, so I thought you didn’t want me. You never said anything at school. But I’ve felt this awful regret since the moment he put the ring on my finger and I know it’s because of you. I know—”

He cuts her off with a bruising kiss, pressing into her with such conviction, a thousand knots come undone. Hermione buoys.

The next day, Ron awakes, groggy and hungover.

Alone.

A letter sits on his bedside table. Hermione’s engagement ring sparkles on top.

(588 words, prompt: it's a poem, I read this haiku by Billy Collins and remembered this prompt and had to do something with it.)

2 years ago
THE SANDMAN Interview | Neil Gaiman, Tom Sturridge And Cast Talk Netflix Series AKA Tom Sturridge Ready
THE SANDMAN Interview | Neil Gaiman, Tom Sturridge And Cast Talk Netflix Series AKA Tom Sturridge Ready
THE SANDMAN Interview | Neil Gaiman, Tom Sturridge And Cast Talk Netflix Series AKA Tom Sturridge Ready
THE SANDMAN Interview | Neil Gaiman, Tom Sturridge And Cast Talk Netflix Series AKA Tom Sturridge Ready
THE SANDMAN Interview | Neil Gaiman, Tom Sturridge And Cast Talk Netflix Series AKA Tom Sturridge Ready
THE SANDMAN Interview | Neil Gaiman, Tom Sturridge And Cast Talk Netflix Series AKA Tom Sturridge Ready

THE SANDMAN Interview | Neil Gaiman, Tom Sturridge and Cast Talk Netflix Series AKA Tom Sturridge ready to fight everyone for The Sandman bless him.

2 years ago
Slytherins Appreciation Drawing 🐍

Slytherins appreciation drawing 🐍

7 years ago
Psycho || Riverdale (2x13)
Psycho || Riverdale (2x13)
Psycho || Riverdale (2x13)
Psycho || Riverdale (2x13)

Psycho || Riverdale (2x13)

Norman Bates made it look so easy.

2 years ago

"im an eldest daughter" alright but are you the daughter of an eldest daughter. lets talk about that

2 years ago

"never trust how you feel abt ur life after 9pm" is a spring & summer & fall rule. for winter it's never trust how u feel abt ur life after 4pm

10 years ago

Love this outfit!

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driftingdoll - look alive, sunshine
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I'll tell you all how the story ends, where the good guys die and the bad guys win It ain't about all the friends you made, but the graffiti they write on your grave

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