So there was this kid at our school who worked at Texas Roadhouse, and if you’ve ever been they have literally the second best rolls in existence. But every so often he would bring and entire tote bag full of these rolls and chuck them at people in the hallways and if you caught it you got to eat it. I am not ashamed to say I ate one off the ground before. The freshmen all called him breadman bringer of bread. One time he came in a dragon onesie and had an entire garbage bag full of bread. He is legend.
You said fill your inbox with cool things and I want to interact so here are a couple of weird things from my school.
1 Choir teacher 1: I drove 40 minutes to get lunch today.
Choir teacher 2: You are an animal, you’re more animal than man.
2 The time a girl was selling a 100 pack of worms on strings for 10 bucks a pop and sold out within a day. (My friend bought two and made them into earrings)
3 And
✨Bread Man✨
1, i love it and choir teacher #2 sounds like me
2, i mean i would have bought them too
3, tell me more about this mysterious/amazing sounding bread man
So purely on vibes I matched ND members with musicals I’ve seen in person (included high school productions because I needed more shows). There is no real reason to any of these I just went with what felt right, in order of when I saw the shows...
Wicked - Kurt Hummel
Aladdin - Mike Chang
Anything Goes - Santana Lopez
Cinderella - Finn Hudson
Hamilton - Noah Puckerman
Lightning Thief - Sam Evans
Kinky Boots - Blaine Anderson
Anastasia - Tina Cohen-Chang
All Shook Up - Artie Abrams
Chicago - Quinn Fabray
Les Miserables - Mercedes Jones
Phantom of the Opera - Rachel Berry
The Drowsy Chaperone - Brittany Pierce
hold the flippety fuck up
kurtbastian good omens au???
I dont like you fun I dont like you either
we're not friends I dont even like you
FUCK
okay so I'm basing this completely off that
and obviously you would tweak the character points and storyline
kurt would be up in heaven quietly cursing gabriel under his breathe. when gabriel asks aziraphale to get in shape, he instead asks kurt to change the outfit to something less flashy and more appropriate for war
and seb would be sneaking around hell, trying to avoid hastur and ligur because last time they made fun of his popped collar and choice in sunglasses. he would also go round mucking up simple court cases and annoying the hell out of county councils
okay but like this could work
I made a survey because there's a debate over what Hogwarts House certain Glee characters would be in and I wanted to know where you all stand.
I need an AU where the TroubleTones win and we get Tina and Quinn and Kurt go to the trouble tones because everyone else is too proud or has other outside issues and Rachel is there until she tries to take over and I need this
Young Parisian corset maker Sylvain Nuffer began cutting, stitching and boning corsets for men four years ago and now sells 30-odd standard models a year at 500 to 600 euros (650 to 775 dollars) a shot, 40 percent more when made to measure.
“I felt frustrated by the lack of choice of clothing for men,” he told AFP. “I made one for myself and they kind of multiplied.”
Wearing jeans with a gray silk corset of his own making over a shirt and tie, Nuffer, who learnt the complex trade with his corsetiere mother, stands tall, waist nipped in, shoulders wide, back straight.
Corsets for men have a history, he said, worn by medieval horsemen to protect the spine, adopted by bikers today for the same reason.
But the real inspiration behind Nuffer’s corset - laced up the back with a clip-open busk at the front - dates back to the heady days of the 1789 French Revolution.
Male followers of utopian philosopher and economist, Count Claude Henri de Saint-Simon, at the time adopted the corset precisely because it was impossible to lace up alone. Having to help each other with the ties symbolised the humanitarian helping-other ideals of the Saint-Simonien movement.
Critics derided Nuffer’s early creations, however, saying a garment stiffened with a multitude of bones and stays would be uncomfortable.
Not so, said one adept, Laurent Renaud, who teaches at a fashion school and wears his everyday. “I wear it over a shirt or under a sweater,” he said. “I use it as daywear or to go out at night.”
“The problem,” he added, “is you get so used to it keeping you straight that it gets difficult to go without.”
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OKAY SO
I may have done a thing... and by that I mean I started playing around in knockoff photoshop and started making headers for mutuals??? So like I’m definitely gonna make more and if you want one I’ll totally do it but uhh here’s the one I made for @kartieissuperior
Kurt why did you take the pamphlet why did you take the pamphlet
kurt hummel in every episode of glee → 2x08