*Almost Drops Hot Coffee All Over Himself*

You fainted, because you're an idiot who refuses to admit when he's sick. I moved you in here. It's more comfortable than your floor, I assure you.

Drink some water.

You'd better lie down right now, Corvus.

How are you meant to treat people if you die of some illness that you're convinced is nothing?

( @drpercival )

......

tch....

......

and what if-.... agh....

"sits on the chair and rests his head on its back"

....ok, i'm resting.

How physically and emotionally affectionate are you?

I don't do physical affection usually. Not inless I'm very close with the person.

Emotionally? No. I'm not.

What color and animal do you associate with yourself?

Pink (for obvious reasons), and deer. Stags, specifically. They're gorgeous animals.

Send “⚠️” plus a warning label for my muse.

(If you cannot see the emoji send “Warning”)

I would love to explain it sometime, sure.

...I hate to be a bother, but do you have any spare 2mm screws? I have run out, and I need to repair a finger.

( @drpercival )

Huh-? Oh- yeah, I have plenty.

Is everything alright? What happened? Do you need help fixing it? I've never worked on a prosthetic, but I could figure it out real fast if you wanted an extra pair of eyes-

...Ah. Understandable, I suppose. Sit down wherever you like and I'll see if I can find something to talk about.

*soft tapping at his office door*

Doc Percy? I can see the light on under the door, I know you're awake. Do you have a minute? I need someone to talk to for a second-

@dawnlighthours

Yes, okay. Come on in. It's not as though I'm actually busy.

An excellent point. I suggest doing that, yes. there will need to be a gap in it in order to attach the steering mechanism to the wheels and motor, but that shouldn't be too much of an issue.

Adjustments to seat position should be easy to deal with as well, as they don't necessarily need to be powered. We can simply use dials or levers to alter such things. Not the most convenient, but it is simple.

I hear your birthday was rather forgotten. Not that I can say anything, I didn't give you a present on the actual day. There should be a box outside your door.

[Stationary Set: three set squares of varying size, protractor, foot long ruler, mechanical pencil with refills, eraser, exacto-knife, thumbtacks]

( @drpercival )

Oh-

I-

Th-thanks...Percival. This is...really nice. I'll make sure all this doesn't get wasted.

Exactly why I said I'd rather avoid it. I'm not foolish enough to go out unarmed.

The more likely situation is that I'd kill for you.

IS THERE ANYONE YOU WOULD DIE FOR

Stanley or Xeno. Nobody else. Though I'd rather avoid dying if possible.

What the hell does that mean? Are you asking for help controlling your organism???

Somehow your blood tastes nice.

Why in hell did I see you climbing and falling off a building earlier? Corvus, i watched you pass out walking to a bed the other day, and you thought you'd scale a castle?!?

( @drpercival )

ahhh, what won't you do for you loved one's? :∆

"Something audibly cracked inside of him" OWWW! ok... maybe not that. damn... i'm too old for this, what was I thinking??... I couldn't even climb the building in my childhood... my brother always made me win those races.... oghhh...

guess I broke my rib when I fell.... how troublesome, i only got well from illness...

Ah, can't. Coffee's hot right now. And so are you, so no matter what I do...

...What do I get if I win?

Why did you leave so suddenly? I don't think I did anything wrong, but-

I mean, would you like to have coffee again soon?

( @drpercival )

ah- shi- damn... sorry. I just-...

this is complicated ok? there's so many...

y'know what screw it

listen... percy?....

lately i've been... feeling a lot of things about you and... ah... you're a busy man. you probably don't have time for someone so irresponsible and weird and sick and really not fitting for long-term relationships...

you're just... too fun and interesting to be around y'know. no wonder people fall for you...

just insult me... reject me and send me to hell... and then let's just think about this whole conversation like of some nonsense... count me drunk... or feverish... or mad... whatever you see fit ig...