Me Impulsively Changing My Theme In The Middle Of The Night Despite The Fact That I Have Things To Do

Well I'm starting to think it could be a terrorist act or gang fighting?since these explosions we're happening before the two events and it's pretty common in the country i live

The sirens are scary,and i can't go to school anymore because the way is blocked sooo

If i get more information about it i might update this

-🐢 anon(i swear i have a stable mental health)

the way youre talking about this very casually is very concerning are you sure youre safe /lh

manifesting that any and all explosions NEVER happen to you EVER bcs you do not deserve that!!! i will explode instead

Bro I maybe shadowbanned but I can still be a menace to you on the ask box Also I have tumblr in my tabs all the time

-🐔

sounds like stalker behavior to me but alright

My life be exotic frr i mean who ever almost died of an explosion in school like?sad part is because of that i had to walk on the rain all to my house :( but I'm okay don't worry duckie!

-🐢 anon

🐢 anon what even happened-

IM GLAD UR OK BUT LIKE.... DAMN BRO.... YOURE NOT HURT OR ANYTHING RIGHT??

I am sending you all the warm drinks and blankets through the screen RIGHT NOW!!!!! Someone as awesome as u should NOT deserve a near death experience via explosion

Hi!!! I saw your requests are open! May I request some dating hcs for Macaque and Sun Wukong??

Please and thank you! I hope you are having an excellent day /night! ^^

Dating hcs for Macaque and Sun Wukong

Hello!! Hope this fits your tastes, have a good day/night as well!!

Macaque

God, look at this damn emo

Ngl, even to this day, he's still bewildered how he managed to bag YOU of all people /pos

He doesn't really believe in love, at first. He was mostly focused on his revenge against Wukong, so he didn't really have time for relationships and all that

And then you strutted in his life and he's all 😳

LOTS of teasing and flirting. This smooth bitch will never ever run out of things to say about you

Throws in some compliments here and there, but he mostly lets his actions speak for him. Like how he carries you to your bed whenever you get tired and fall asleep somewhere uncomfy, or how he leaves some things for you with a cute little note whenever he leaves

Very big on Gift Giving and Words of Affirmation

They may or may not be stolen, but you appreciate the thought

He shows you mini shadow plays on a lot of stuff, either of his adventures on trying to get revenge on Wukong or some myths in chinese mythology

He does that little thing where he makes shadow puppets with his own hands and teaches you how to do it

You guys make silly plays together with that, and Mac has a ton of fun messing with you

Not a big fan of physical affection in the beginning, so take it slow with him

Like, give him some shoulder pats or snuggling into his side before the cuddles

You know, start small

He'll tense up whenever you do try physical affection, but he assures you he's fine

He gets more used to it as time goes on and eventually melts into your touch

Cue the touch starved Macaque

Mans will full on flop onto your lap expecting attention or cuddles or whatever

He will not let you go until you comply, the bastard is holding you hostage

Giggles or laughs whenever you just give up and return his love because he knows he got you

He lends you his scarf once or twice, but be careful because I don't think he ever washes his clothes

Steals your shower products and uses it himself. You once caught him using your face masks and he convinced you to join him

Frequent night terrors, please hold him close and whisper some reassuring words when this happens

Whenever you get nightmares, he's immediately by your side and comforting you. Whispers to you how you're okay and keeps on talking because he knows you like his voice

Speaking of...

he LOVES hearing your voice. He keeps telling you that he hears all the sounds in the world, but nothing can compare to how you sound like <33

He gets insecure sometimes, thinking that eventually you'll leave him (either by your own choice or if death gets you) and gets a crisis

He always ends up going to your place and silently cuddling you

He'll mumble for permission first or just straight up appear right next to you and wrap you in his arms

He barely speaks when this happens, he just wants to be in your presence to assure himself that you aren't going anytime soon

All in all, this man needs lots of love!! And he'll return those affections tenfold!!

Sun Wukong

Celebrity boyfriend who?

This guy is hell of a lot more bolder than Mac, that's for sure

He's also louder. Like he'll full on go "Y/n!!!!" whenever you come visit him in the mountain and charge at you for a hug

Big tease. Always goes "You know you love me, Y/n~" whenever you playfully get mad at him

Please, god, introduce him to hygiene. This stinky ass monkey has no concept of showers. Hose him down if you have to /j

Subtly shows off in front of you. If you (somehow) had no idea about his adventures, he uses it as an opportunity to show off how strong and cool he is

He'll do this by helping you with a lot of things using his powers

Oh you need to carry something heavy? Don't worry, your boyfriend the Monkey King's got that handled!

Gotta go somewhere quick? Pfft, don't sweat it, he could give you a ride on his cloud!

Need help cleaning your house? Clones are already there to help out!

Always somehow touching you. Either his tail is wrapped around your ankle or if your pinkies are linked, he's always somehow holding you

He is also touch starved, if you can't tell- /lh

He LOVES coming up behind you and wrapping his arms around your torso in a hug. It spooks you sometimes and he chuckles as he buries his face into your shoulder

It's already kind of obvious, but he's big on Acts of Service and Physical Affection

He turns into a multitude of animals whenever you go out in public. He once transformed himself into a mouse and napped in your pocket while you did grocery shopping

Get used to having this man sleep on top of you. You are literally his own personal pillow. Grips onto you like a koala in bed

The baby monkeys love having you around!! Sometimes you play with them and Wukong always has to stop himself from melting because he thinks you're so cute

Bridal carries you a lot. He fucking loves carrying you.

If you ever mention that you need to get carried somewhere he'd go "SAY LESS"

He just loves holding you close that way

Shows you the best spots on his mountain to chill together. He once prepared a picnic for you guys on one of the mountain peaks to watch the sunset

He always sneaks in little compliments whenever you guys talk. Things like "Good job!" or "You did great!" whenever you do something

Actually gives out great advice?? It makes sense, since he's like, immortal but he sometimes gives you a piece of really wise advice and you get shocked

"See, I can be wise if I want to be!"

"Yeah... It's still surprising though"

"Hey!"

It's all in good fun though!

He probably picked up a lot of hobbies, so he'll try to teach you some stuff he once was into

He'll be super proud of what you make, regardless of the result

"What, no, what are you talking about? This looks great! We should put in somewhere in your house."

He doesn't say it much, but he would literally do anything for you. He's definitely a keeper!

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Hope you liked it! I'm still trying to get a hang of Macaque, but SWK was fairly easy to write!!

I didnt mean for this to be late but the urge to reply was STRONG WOO

this sounds so cool?? DBK and Iron Fan not trusting Red Son AT ALL, even to the point where they dont trust him to get married is SO FUCKING FUNNY- Red Son you have zero rizz

HOLY SHIT X OC CONTENT!! W MICHEAL AFTON!! Riley's character and story is so 👀 to me... Let me dissect this rq actually... Riley loses so many connections in her old life because of her actions would honestly suit her so well w Micheal... Not only that but her having a friend after so many changes is so sweet... Their meet cute being them knocking into each other on their bikes and forming a rivalry bcs of their similarities is SO FUNNY BCS ITS LITERALLY PEAK TEENAGE BULLSHITTERY ITS SO CUTE,, Idk much about Riley but I feel like her character compliments Mike's so well,, AND THEM MEETING BEFORE CC/EVAN DIES? DUDE.... THE HEARTBREAKING ANGST POTENTIAL...

Ohh I've watched Into the Florpus a few times!! Good for the Nav for having basic survival instincts, I always thought that he should've straight up left for an escape pod during the movie LMAOO- kudos to him for having common sense!! The Tallest trying to punish him, only to have it backfire because the Nav literally KNOWS how to NAVIGATE the ship and successfully escape genuinely sounds like something that could some out the show. Like, yeah that would happen wouldnt it /pos!! The set up for him meeting Lard Nar is so interesting,, Again, idk much about Invader Zim, but the character looks so cool!! The concept of an Irken who was sentenced to death simply because he wanted to live paired with the guy who LEADS a resistance AGAINST the Irkens, and could therefore understand/sympathize with Nav is so interesting!! This sounds like a fic that I would read despite having no knowledge on the fandom, and still 100% enjoy it!!

MIRACULAS LADYBUG JUMPSCARE?? I used to watch the early seasons of it when I was younger but didnt continue for... I actually dont remember... But I have seen some commentary videos on it and HOLY SHIT,,,, Chloe's character was done SO DIRTY I feel so sorry for her,,, Chloe u deserved better

Yahoo done!! Can I just say you lowkey come up with SUCH GOOD CONCEPTS like!! These?? These are SO DAMN GOOD, the set up and characters and possibilities are so interesting, and I could genuinely see these as full blown fics I would read, its awesome!! Ur super creative, I love seeing these ideas :DD

📖 its me again 😈 do u mayhaps have any more ideas,,,

Sure do!~ here's a few more!

1: (Untitled) A Red Son x Reader LMK arranged marriage/rivals to lovers where Princess Iron fan and DBK are unconfident in their son's ability to do anything right- including finding a spouse worthy of carrying on their great family line. so, they pick one for him. you are the finest soldier in the demon bull corps; smart, strong, capable- you have never failed an assignment, and that's not about to change anytime soon. they assign you to their son's side so that you can grow closer under the guise of you being his aid in attempting to retrieve the monkey king's staff- killing two birds with one stone. Unfortunately, you aren't exactly Red Son's biggest fan, finding his haughty attitude beyond irritating. this wasn't fair to either of you, like hell you would let it go forward. Since Iron fan and DBK hadn't told their son what they were up to or straight-up forced him to tie the knot with you, you guessed that they wanted him to choose you of his own free will- something you are certain would never happen. Your plan was to put everything you had into getting that staff back and absolutly nothing into getting red son to like you. Of course youll have to fake some sort of repour when prying eyes are watching otherwise the jig is up and your bosses will find out your disobeying orders. But it should be fine, your confident that you can manage. You can beat up one measely deleviery boy. You can tollerate Red son for as long as you need to. You can get him to cooperate with the neritive without clueing him in. You wont lose.

2:(Untitled) A Micheal Afton x OC FNAF. Riley moves in with her grandparents after getting kicked out of her old school for getting into a bad fight with the principals daughter. she hates it. she liked her old school and her old friends just fine, most of all she liked her old house. but she doesn't have must of a choice in the matter, her mom cant drop everything to drive her two hours every morning with her hospital jobs hours, so moving in with her grand parents who live within walking distance of her new school is the next best thing. her first night in town, she goes boarding and accidentally knocks some guy off a bike. they don't make a great first impression on each other, but they'll have to learn to get along as long as they're classmates. the more time they spend together, the more they begrudgingly realize they have in common. this leads to a lot of rivalry, fighting and an unrealized awkward tension between them. also, they meet right before Even/CC dies so... yeah :) angst. :)

3:(The Right Path) a Laard Nar x Navigator Invader Zim fic where Nav saves the massive from sailing into the Florpus at the last second by going against the Tallest's command. everyone lived! however, the tallest we not too pleased with his disobedience. so, they had him thrown in a holding cell and scheduled for a Pak wipe. of course, having literally been born to pilot the massive, he knew the ship like the back of his hand. he escaped to a random planet on a stolen voot cruiser. on that planet he wanders, until he comes upon Resisty HQ by complete coincidence.

BONUS! 4: (All Hail Queen Bee!) a Miraculous Ladybug Re-write/Fix-it where Chloe gets to keep the bee miraculous and her character development because I'm bitter & petty. i... i could give a run down about it but there's just so much and yet not nearly enough to talk about. if i tried, id just end up ranting, it honestly needs its own post but i just wanted to let ya know it exists in my brain.

IM GOING TO PISS MYSELF HOLY SHIT

happy pride. or whatever

BRO I-

THIS IS SO CUTE OMG

I CANT BELIEVE YOU MADE THIS BASED OFF OF MY SILLY POST?? THAT MAKES ME VERY HAPPY YOU HAVE NO IDEA!!

YOU BOUTTA MAKE ME A DONNIE X GEORGIA SHIPPER FR THEYRE SO ADORABLE TOGETHER RAAHHHH 

⋰ ⊹˚. ♡ Alone on Valentines? ⋰ ⊹˚. ♡

I was halfway done before most of this got deleted. I am going to scream cry and convulse on the floor. As it's way to late for me to be awake rn, I'll just do this in two parts, for the sake of my sanity </33

I know for a fact that most of us are probably gonna be spending this Valentine's alone, reading fanfic, and honestly same. But let's imagine for a second that that isn't the case.

The turtles react to you being alone on Valentines Day

GN reader, romantic, crushing/pining, fluff

Raphael

flabbergasted

like that's his initial reaction

i imagine that you guys would just be chilling in the lair, talking, and you slip out that you might be spending valentine's alone

he goes "oh, okay!" before he double takes and says

"wait- really?"

he honestly thought that you would've had a date for valentine's this year

because like... why wouldn't you? you're so attractive, and charming, and lovable, who wouldn't want to date you?

no matter how you feel about being alone (unbothered, sad, etc etc) raph will do everything he can to make you feel better

you don't deserve to be alone! no one does!

so he proudly states that "if you don't have anyone to spend the day with, then raph'll spend it with you! there! now you won't be alone anymore."

he says this all with this big smile

doesn't realize that he basically just asked to be your date

you realize it tho

ofc, you say yes, because who can say no to raph?

and raph just nods to himself, proud, before he processes what he just said

oh. he just scored a date with you.

jaw drops at this realization. OH. HE JUST SCORED A DATE. WITH YOU.

BY ACCIDENT??

vows to make this the best valentine's you'll ever experience

it might be hard, being a giant turtle and all, but by pizza supreme is he gonna try his best anyways

Donatello

bro you didn't even tell him this information

he literally eavesdropped on your conversation with april while he was nearby

pretends to be really engrossed in whatever he was doing while he strains to listen to what you guys are saying

is also confused when he finds out. according to his statistics, you have plenty of qualities that make you attractive. so why are you spending valentine's alone?

forgets that the data he used to make said statistics are based off of his experiences with you. He then considers that maybe not everybody got butterflies in their stomach whenever you were around

BRO HAD TO REMIND HIMSELF THAT NOT EVERYONE HAD A CRUSH ON YOU LMAO

when april leaves the room, he internally goes aha! an opportunity! and tries to make a move

he acts cool as he talks to you, but don't be fooled, he is internally combusting

not so subtly suggests that you should spend valentine's in the lair with him instead of being alone. tells you that not all love is romantic, and as... friends... you guys have a right to celebrate today as well

damn he is not making this easier on himself

of course, his brothers and april are gonna be there too!! obviously!!

you get to spend time with all of them.

... mostly with donnie, though. especially with donnie.

if you agree, he'd say "perfect! shall we call it a date, then?"

say yes. the look on his face and the growing blush on his cheeks is so worth it

Do your dishes you aquatic bird

Says this as I apologize for delay because of shitty internet

-🐢 anon

The dishes have been done!!

I am also saying this as I apologize for the delay in answering, not because of shitty internet but because Sonic Prime s2 is gonna come out on Netflix tomorrow and I am GOING INSANE

YALL- 

I JUST POSTED MY REQUEST OPENING A WHILE AGO AND I ALREADY GOT SOME ASKS 

IM SO HAPPY U GUYS SHJDHJFDH ILL GET TO UR REQUESTS IN A BIT!!!

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