“you Smoked Then Ate 7 Bars Of Chocolate” Um Taylor, Remus Lupin Has A Name

one thing about me is if a fic includes dorlene, i'll read it

Sirius: Why doesn't Remus find me sexy when I bite my lip?

Peter: What do you look like when you bite your lip?

Sirius: *bites lip*

Peter: ...Have you considered biting your bottom lip instead?

DORLENE HEADCANNONS PLEASE

YESS HERE WE GO

• Marlene fell first and wasn't very subtle about her crush so obviously Dorcas knew it all along but found Marlene's behaviour cute and endearing so she said nothing

• Dorcas has a lot of rings and Marlene is completely obsessed about them

• Marlene actually confessed accidentally and was very stressed about it so she was just talking and talking and Dorcas cut her off by kissing her

• Dorcas introduced Marlene to the skittles and they immediately love her (even tho Barty loves to tease her and say the most horrific things just to see Marlene looking at Dorcas with wide eyes asking her if he's joking or not)

• they paint their nails together

• they also love to flirt during quidditch games

• they love to flirt all the time in fact

• Marlene loves to braid Dorcas' hair (she loves Dorcas' hair in general)

• they share all of their jewellery

• Marlene loves to call Dorcas 'Cassie' and Dorcas loves to call Marlene "Lenie" (to have their own nicknames instead of using Cas and Marls)

• they can both be very scary if they hear you saying something bad about their girlfriend

okay that's all i could think about for now, anyone feel free to add if you have more ideas ! :)

Lily: Hey, what’s up? 

Dorcas: The sky. 

Lily: No, I meant like, what are you doing? 

Dorcas: Oh. Marlene. 

Marlene: *highfiving Dorcas* Nice!

if i could write coherent sentences it would be over for you bitches

someone on pinterest pointed out that “the boys are back in town” came out early january of 1976, and the marauders blasting that song as they come back from winter break is not talked about enough.

James: Yum, thanks! Kidnapper: puts more tape over their mouth I said stop eating it.

Remus: So what’s for dinner? 

Sirius: I can’t tell you, it’s a soup-prise! 

Remus: … 

Remus: Is it soup? 

Sirius: I soup-pose it could be! *winks* 

Remus: Please, enough with the soup puns! 

Sirius: Wow, you’re soup-per mean. 

Remus: STOP! 

*one hour later* 

Remus: It’s fucking tacos?!?!?!

Marlene: How the did you crash my car?! 

Sirius: So I was just driving today, right? And my navigation told me to go straight. 

Sirius: I was like "woah, that's homophobic". Instead, I went gay. And, THAT'S when I got into an accident. 

Marlene: ... 

Remus, with a proud smile: And THAT'S who I'm in love with, ladies and gentlemen