Remus: I apologize for saying 'fuck' in front of Harry.
Sirius: You just said it again.
Harry:
Remus: I am not a role model.
dorcas meadowes with a nose ring
Lily: James, I have a great idea.
James: Let’s hear it.
Lily: We trick Remus and Sirius to go out on a date together.
James: YES!
James: And hey, if that doesn’t work out, maybe you and me could go out, get some drinks—
Lily, hitting him with a book: THIS IS NOT ABOUT YOU.
save me fictional lesbians save me (they in fact won't save me) (they will probably make things worse) (they wil literally break my heart forever and leave me pick up the pieces for the rest of my life)
Sirius: So overall I had a pretty solid winter break.
Remus: You were nearly tortured. By your parents.
Sirius: Yeah but-
James: You came into my house in the middle of the night.
Sirius: Yeah but-
Peter: You aren’t allowed to speak to your brother anymore!
Sirius: Yeah, but I got to listen to the new Queen album!!!
Everyone:
Sirius: It’s- it’s a really good album…
Sirius Black proposing to Remus Lupin, because he would never do it himself- he has too much self-hatred and self-doubt.
Sirius Black getting down on one knee and asking if, maybe, Remus would be willing to love him for the rest of their lives, because he was absolutely sure that he would love Remus for the rest of his.
Remus Lupin tearing up and muttering in thrilled disbelief, “Are you serious?” Because he’s so happy and excited and he’s not thinking straight.
Sirius Black grinning tearfully and saying, “Yes, I’m Sirius. Sirius Lupin, hopefully.”
And Remus just fucking sobbing.
Harry: Do you have a pink ribbon?
Remus: Why the fuck would I have a pink ribbon?
Sirius: Do you want light pink or magenta or sparkly or polka dot I got ‘em all
when u get this, list 5 songs u like to listen to, publish. then, send this ask to 10 of your favorite followers (positivity is cool) 💖
ahhhh just five?
wires (the neighborhood)
hot to go! (chappell roan)
off to the races (lana del rey)
naked in manhattan (chappell roan)
chihiro (billie eilish)
to consider:
james trying to educate himself on muggle things to impress lily. remus feeding him fake information just to fuck with him. lily and her mum spending forty-five minutes trying untangle james’s hair from an electric whisk when he visits because remus told him it was a hair messer-upper.
lily and sirius being besties but so competitive for no reason. the two of them just doing the wildest things and getting caught, but lily ALWAYS talks herself out of punishments with sirius sitting there, shouting “IT WAS YOUR IDEA!”
Head boy James having to punish kids for going to the party that he definitely did not plan
hey! i have no idea what to write on thisshe/they, ravenclaw, ENFJ (idrk what that means i just took a quiz)i guess i should mention i'm a minor but idc who contacts me.I'm 100% definitely not obsessed with a bunch of dead gay witches and wizardsOk maybe I amAnyways I mainly post marauders stuff but i also love hunger games, heartstopper, and um... (fuck I forgot all fandoms I'm in) stranger things but, like, in the gay way yk? anyways, have a good day!!
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