I Was Forced To Paint Over My Witchcraft...the Not Because My Very Christian Parents Fingered Out It

Fun fact in anthropology for something to be considered a word all you have to do is be able to make a sound and have more than one person understand what you mean this being said the fact that I can say blurbo and have over a thousand people understand exactly what I mean means that blurbo is an official word and Tumblr is a dialect

Got to love being in-between hyperfixations and trying to decide what Fandom to read fic on like do I want funny bullshit and read bnha creak or do I decide I don't care about my mental health and read marauders fics

This makes me wanna actually watch a sport

But like only hockey

*calling your colleague voluptuous* *begging him for kisses* *bouncing on it (his lap, while manifesting a goal)* yeah. checks out. just a normal day at the office for them

Hiding pride flags in my homophobic parents basement!part #1!

More a loose collection of thing that are secretly gay then actual pride flags.

So far they suspect nothing.

I absolutely hate water color maybe if I had an instructor actually instruct it wouldn't be so bad but noooo

So i found out about clown husbandry recently and the one thing I'm curious about is are mascots a breed of clown and if they are what dose that make furry but if they are not a breed of clown and just a branch of furry then dose that make animatronics like we see in the fnaf documentary the furry equivalent of a fear clown?

Me: you know mom I'm pretty sure non of your kids are nerotypical

Mom: well yeah they where all vaccinated

Me internally: excuse me bitch what the fuck

Burb has been sent to burb prison for burb crimes

you can huff and puff all you want but Im not letinn you out fEthErS 

This theory should not stay in the notes-

are you telling me the p.m. stands for patrick matthew

is p.m. seymour just the reverse matpat