So I Have Nothing Againsy A/b/o But I Was Scrolling Through 803 Finding My Own Business When All Of A

Burb has been sent to burb prison for burb crimes

you can huff and puff all you want but Im not letinn you out fEthErS 

who thought it was a good idea to have Hando Ohnaka the pirate in star wars miss-quote Roosevelt that's hysterical the quote was speak softly and carry a big stick but hando says speak solfty and have a big tank and it was from the clone wars

Anthropology is amazing cuz this is an actual project I handed in on jargon and got full credit for like I just pulled this shit out my ass and got an A

I can't wait for when all the trolls and hardcore memers get real ass jobs and suddenly the industry itself is just vine references and trolling you and the president unironicly uses the word yeet in a speech about terrorists and the world is just chaos

The biblical god is just a wattpad writer

Think about it what do all writers do, give there favorite characters ✨trama✨

What does god continually do to his chosen people

✨trama✨

And look at the world around us theres not enough consistency in the plot for life to be an ao3 fic no look at florida-man the only way that exists outside of wattpad is in a crack fic and I refuse to belive we live in an abandoned ao3 crack fic-

Did this in art class today it's a statue called the rape of Persephone but my art teacher thought it was Apollo and Daphne

Me: you know mom I'm pretty sure non of your kids are nerotypical

Mom: well yeah they where all vaccinated

Me internally: excuse me bitch what the fuck

I have read the enter A Song of Ice and Fire series in the span of a week during finals in the world of readers I am a god