So I Have To Go To Class In Like 5 Minutes But MY FUCKING HEADPHONE BROKE Like My Headphones And Ao3

there was a cockrotch and now i wanna die

1 what the fuck are there cockrotches litterly everywhere in florida

2 why is it that when you go from lee county to collier them fuckers triple in size like ill be at college and get them and its nat as back cuz there like maby an inch on the larger side then I come home find one that's like 3 inches call it big and have my dad say that its actually one of the smaller one and I just HOW THE FUCK IS THAT WHANNA THE SMALLER ONES

3 i was already paranoid being jump scared by a cockrotch the size if my index finger is not helping

I can't wait for when all the trolls and hardcore memers get real ass jobs and suddenly the industry itself is just vine references and trolling you and the president unironicly uses the word yeet in a speech about terrorists and the world is just chaos

Got to love being threatened with a pair of scissors really puts things into perspective

Ok so I'm trying to figure out what to name my ukulele and I just realized that the names for my other instruments are just a fuck you to my dad

Cuz when I went to name my guitar I was stuck between Bragi for the Norse god of poetry and Muse for obvious reasons so when I explained and asked my dad he just went 'your not allowed to name it Bragi why would you ever want to name something after a false god when we have jesus, name it muse for music' so I realized right there and then what a dumbass my father was that he didn't know what a Muse is-

So long story short I named my guitar Muse, my first ukulele Apollo, and his guitar Bragi then when the way of the lokasenna and never fucking mentioned it-

The biblical god is just a wattpad writer

Think about it what do all writers do, give there favorite characters ✨trama✨

What does god continually do to his chosen people

✨trama✨

And look at the world around us theres not enough consistency in the plot for life to be an ao3 fic no look at florida-man the only way that exists outside of wattpad is in a crack fic and I refuse to belive we live in an abandoned ao3 crack fic-

I did a thing for art class the original is Salome by Alphonse Muslim

I got crack treated seriously and I hate that it's right cuz I look for that tag so damn often

You know i never made one of this tag games, i also want to join the fun

Which ao3 tag are you?

this quiz

@godlygraciouscoffeedweb @that-weird-thing-in-the-woods @katty-love-bi-lith

wanna join?