Alternate History Where Instead Of Killing All Those Witches And Magic People During The Witch Trials

hmmmm yeah so there's two of us now. are currently taking online quizzes to see if we get the same results. apparently if we were candle scents we would be eucalyptus tea.

fuuuck. just got cleaved in twain by a massive fan and BOTH detached parts of my body seem to be healing. fuuuck. is this asexual reproduction????

as an aroace i will forget that being attracted to people is normal until someone else mentions it and it shocks me into silence

dragonflies are bug helicopters.

i watch voyager w both of my parents bc it's my mom's favorite but like, my father and i fucking HATE neelix. it's on SIGHT. that episode where his lungs got stolen was so fucking funny, they should do it again. "sir his lungs are gone" and they should keep it that way. i think we once went through an entire episode making jokes about him literally eating shit (i can't remember why). we simultaneously groan when he comes on screen. if i had a spark of hope left in my heart i would pray to the star trek gods (threshold lizard babies) to strike him down but sadly being forced to see neelix every episode has snuffed out all positive emotions i had left. if i got to go to 1 (one) fictional universe it would be star trek voyager so i can kick him in the balls.

jonah magnus, shoving his eyes into elias, who peter described as attractive 1 (one) time: this is how i save my marriage

The fact that the Blue Spirit is a character from a play and that the mask is also from the play means Zuko was committing vigilante justice in cosplay.

I have done it. Vine boom for every slap

time agent guy, having taken archer to the future: look at your legacy, archer. see, people will remember you for ages to come. what you will do is important, and that's why you must help me.

archer: mk why uhhhhhh why is everyone singing

time agent guy: this is the best musical of the 25th century. Archer (tm) written by a hologram of lin-manuel miranda, a popular playwright of the 21st century.

me: are you liking clone wars

you, an unsuspecting fool with good, but predictable taste: yeah, obi-wan is my favorite!

me: i figured.

you: ???

me: i figured you'd obi-wanT DEEZ NUTS IN YO MOUTH