Can I Not Rest.

people in like, adventure movies, always have to go through a room with dart dispensers lining the walls at head level, right??? why don’t they just roll past them on the floor?

me: please let me watch something new 

my brain: so we’re rewatching rise of the guardians again

dragonflies are bug helicopters.

i’m using a character name generator and it just gave me the name Waffle Treason.  due to this event it is now clear to me that i am have been blessed by the gods.

me: god i'm so glad my lungs don't lick each other

my friend: i want to do a case study on you

i hate that the answer to the question ‘which is more likely to kill Dean Winchester: God or Rusty Nail’ is rusty nail

when the bad batch met all those thief kids on that explosion juice planet they shouldve just taken them all with them and turned the marauder into a mobile orphanage

everyone who makes high republic fan content, i love you so so so much, it is with your content i am sobbing into when yet another one of my favorite character's die.

just went from listening to horror podcasts to listening to a silly little radio show podcast and my brain is just sitting there listing to it thinking "where are the Horrors"

writing prompt bc i don't know what to do with it -

an alien comes down to earth and has to blend in and seem human (you know what i mean, they're gathering info or something) and to prepare themselves they watch stuff on youtube to get a lay of the land and culture. problem is they only watch videos from those shitty life hack channels like five minute crafts and, more importantly, troom troom and watch those my story animated type videos to create what they think is a plausible human back story. they then move into a human apartment complete with human roommates and pretend to be human to gather information on the human life experience.

maybe they're an alien scientist trying to study humans and their culture or something.