Writing Prompt Bc I Don't Know What To Do With It -

writing prompt bc i don't know what to do with it -

an alien comes down to earth and has to blend in and seem human (you know what i mean, they're gathering info or something) and to prepare themselves they watch stuff on youtube to get a lay of the land and culture. problem is they only watch videos from those shitty life hack channels like five minute crafts and, more importantly, troom troom and watch those my story animated type videos to create what they think is a plausible human back story. they then move into a human apartment complete with human roommates and pretend to be human to gather information on the human life experience.

maybe they're an alien scientist trying to study humans and their culture or something.

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writing (i know) writing prompts aliens later five minute crafts human: are you packed alien: yeah *comes out with a suitcase made out of a gasoline tank* human: w wha- why are you- what are you doing buddy not written out well but this idea has been brewing in my head for weeks and i have no motivation to write or probably any skill alien writing prompts troom troom youtube channels incorrectly showing human behavior aliens trying to blend in with humans aliens with human roommates humans: its april fools day! so... you know... pranks and stuff! alien: yes i understand alien: here have some Coke a Cola :) human: *inhales* is this??? soy sauce??? did you just hand me a cup of soy sauce?????? alien: what? noooooo. drink it its coke.

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