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was thinking about how because the only dance aziraphale can do is the galvonette and crowley can only do some shitty disco dancing their dance at their wedding would be a mess but THEN i realized that they wouldn't just dive in and wing it. no. they'd practice dancing together for weeks in preparation, stepping on each other's toes and bickering over the sound of some demonstrative video that they end up replaying dozens of times

i promise i won't be mad with you, okay? i know one of you took the moon, it's fine, just give it back.

crash

went on a long walk outside the other day and i carry acorns with me for the express purpose of feeding squirrels and on the way back a squirrel bounded up to me and stopped in front of me waiting for an acorn. 10/10 would recommend taking walks and feeding squirrels, watching them eat them is also adorable.

for those who don't know what christians do during their little youth gatherings and confirmation stuff, we summon a demon in an empty parking lot at night and fist fight it in an initiation ceremony

BREAKING: Geode has arrived at the Met Gala

people in like, adventure movies, always have to go through a room with dart dispensers lining the walls at head level, right??? why don’t they just roll past them on the floor?

and we should do it again. only through mail though, i want to receive a printed picture of mindless spock.

If you think Threshold Day is weird you are missing so much of the Star Trek fandom. Back in the 70s the fanclubs used to send out holiday cards in the mail commemorating Spock's Brain

i was rewatching the first few episodes of Rebels and i got to the part in episode two where ezra pops out of the ceiling wearing a stormtrooper cadet helmet and zeb punches him in the face.

so ezra says 'wHy DiD yOu PuNcH mE???' and zeb is like 'how was i supposed to know it was you, you're wearing a bucket" but like, he's also wearing a BRIGHT ORANGE JUMPSUIT