Since In TOS The Characters Sometimes All Wear The Same Eyeshadow I've Come To A Few Possible Conclusions

people are right when they say that if castiel had taken a female vessel destiel would’ve happened but super “i hate women” natural would have fridged cas faster than they sent him to superhell

Wall-E AU where everything is the same except Wall-E's name is Wall-Uigi.

exercise? you mean when i run up and down my stairs? how am i supposed to do that to a demon?

me: please let me watch something new 

my brain: so we’re rewatching rise of the guardians again

today i was wearing my imperial socks and my teacher walked up to me and said angrily 'We're gonna have a problem' and pulled up his pant leg to show me his resistance socks, so i yanked my pant leg up higher to properly show off my socks and responded 'yeah! we are!'

ahsoka puts off such big lesbian vibes that whenever my sister mentions her love interest i experience hetero psychic shock

i've decided to give up ADHD for lent.

time agent guy, having taken archer to the future: look at your legacy, archer. see, people will remember you for ages to come. what you will do is important, and that's why you must help me.

archer: mk why uhhhhhh why is everyone singing

time agent guy: this is the best musical of the 25th century. Archer (tm) written by a hologram of lin-manuel miranda, a popular playwright of the 21st century.

does anyone know if ghosts get paid for opening doors for us when we hit the button or

"arthur returns" au but instead of like him returning now he returns in the 80s because i think he should be forced to wear neon and rollerskate everywhere. i need him to use 80s slang.