Wall-E AU Where Everything Is The Same Except Wall-E's Name Is Wall-Uigi.

alternate history where instead of killing all those witches and magic people during the witch trials in europe they killed all the scientists and our society evolves in a magical direction so that instead of having to take AP Chemistry and my ap test i can instead take ap magic and take an ap magic test!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

messenger: all of your kids and cattle are dead

job: this is so sad, alexa play "hallelujah"

i am cringe but i am NOT free yet due to paperwork issues. please let me out.

do you ever make a pretty clever joke but nobody understands because they have no idea what you're talking about?

because i just said to someone after realizing that i was a fool "i need to buy an egg because apparently im a clown" and instead of being like 'oh ha ha bc thats how you copyright a clown look!' they said 'i told my dad about this and he's concerned'

im unappreciated in the greater scheme of things, smh

the uniforms in enterprise make 0 sense to me.

through the passage of time in the shows the uniforms lose more and more color. so if we work backwards they gain MORE color :)

ex.

see???? just a little around the neck

then just the shoulders :)

torso! minus the shoulders.

whole shirt! entire shirt! its the whole entire shirt!

so OBVIOUSLY as we work backwards through the timeline you'd expect EVEN MORE COLOR based on this, right?

WRONG

they only have! little shoulder lines!!!! by logic these guys should be wearing full jumpsuits of color! a morph suit to show they're an engineer or something!!! BUT NO! it makes ZERO sense to me to jump from this style of uniform with the itty bitty bit of color to an entire shirt worth!!!!

put them in jump-suits! make them look stupid! make their shoes match their color, even! I want them to look ridiculous.

crowley is so funny bc he's down bad for dean but unlike cas he's able to multitask and NOT make it his whole personality.

like yeah he wants him smth bad but he's also got a job so

"arthur returns" au but instead of like him returning now he returns in the 80s because i think he should be forced to wear neon and rollerskate everywhere. i need him to use 80s slang.

is anyone else completely entranced with drinking oddly colored drinks? i don't even liked strawberry flavored stuff and was still ecstatic to drink some strawberry flavored tea JUST because it was pink.

its weird that im good at spanish considering i'm aromantic