Exercise? You Mean When I Run Up And Down My Stairs? How Am I Supposed To Do That To A Demon?

the week after today is aromantic awareness week! which will make spy work more difficult but we can do it.

update on the clone thing: squirrels hate my double but like, they still love me? so we're gonna test this out on other animals we like to see if they can tell that my clone is an unnatural reproduction of me! i anticipate fun times :)

me: *accidentally hits tom nook’s tent with my shovel*

tom nook, inside, shaking: w h a t  t h e  f u c k

me: you know goosebumps?  skin go be like porcupine (arg) and helps keep you warm.  and skin is just so nice, you know?  keeps everything inside.  nothing can get out unless my skin opens up.

my mom: i asked you about possible vacation spots

messenger: all of your kids and cattle are dead

job: this is so sad, alexa play "hallelujah"

think i'm a bit a boy but like how a stick is to a tree yk

writers work hard but by god ashoka's lesbianism works harder

Kes Star Trek was a threat to the ocampa way of life who rebelled against their god and society so that they could leave the garden of Eden that they had been trapped in for hundreds of years. She wanted excitement, freedom, and knowledge more than anything else and then she became trapped on a ship with a bunch of people who also refused to acknowledge her agency as a person because her life span was shorter than theirs. This is what her episodes should have been about, about the dissonance between being an incredibly competent person and her perceived innocence, but nooooo they had to make all her episodes be about how boys are fighting over her.

And I do think a main problem is that it is hard to write an episode for a character who has already achieved her main goal by the end of the first episode, and it is only compacted by the fact that no matter how many times they decided to go with a “beautiful young woman wise beyond her years” character they didn’t know how to actually portray what that would be like since it is so alien most people have no frame of reference for what that would be. AND I don’t think they ever got to the point where they were writing her like a person and not like a ~woman~ before they wrote her off. But WHATEVER

you have opened my eyes.

*clears throat*

*steps up to microphone*

*hesitates*

I view Jack Kline as an aroace and it would be really cool if I had the motivation and writing abilities required to make some one shots or something.

That... that is all.

went on a long walk outside the other day and i carry acorns with me for the express purpose of feeding squirrels and on the way back a squirrel bounded up to me and stopped in front of me waiting for an acorn. 10/10 would recommend taking walks and feeding squirrels, watching them eat them is also adorable.