Update On The Clone Thing: Squirrels Hate My Double But Like, They Still Love Me? So We're Gonna Test

i hate that the answer to the question ‘which is more likely to kill Dean Winchester: God or Rusty Nail’ is rusty nail

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in my english class we were reading these articles about teenagers and reading and one of the articles talked about how a lot of teens aren’t reading less, surveys just aren’t covering all the stuff teens are reading these days and the kid summarizing it said ‘actually the article goes on for quite a bit on fan fiction’

and my teacher was like ‘!!! all kinds of fiction is good!  fan fiction, crime fiction, realistic fiction, (ect.)’ and if im being totally honest here guys, i dont think she knows what fan fiction is

FUCK. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK. SHIT.

update on the clone thing: squirrels hate my double but like, they still love me? so we're gonna test this out on other animals we like to see if they can tell that my clone is an unnatural reproduction of me! i anticipate fun times :)

Its Asexual Awareness Week which means that All The Asexuals Have Heightened Awareness. watch what you say! we can hear you.

its wild going back to school from break because my brain is telling me "oh dear, uh, we are around people and we do NOT remember social rules"

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every so often, i think, and it might be so selfish of me, but i crave to be someone's first choice. i want to be the person that someone sees fun things to do and their first thought is to ask me to go with them. i want someone to be willing to inconvenience themselves a little bit sometimes for me as i would do for them. i want to be looked at in a list of people and to have someone pick me out of all of them. i want to be held at the same level as a romantic partner in terms of effort and closeness. i want someone to want me as much as i want them, even though it's not in a romantic sense. i want to be important to someone.

the horta slays severely. clearly a man under a fucked up rug, sitting crunched up on a rolling pad. she's my best friend. she is the mother to them. she's my favorite star trek alien.

time agent guy, having taken archer to the future: look at your legacy, archer. see, people will remember you for ages to come. what you will do is important, and that's why you must help me.

archer: mk why uhhhhhh why is everyone singing

time agent guy: this is the best musical of the 25th century. Archer (tm) written by a hologram of lin-manuel miranda, a popular playwright of the 21st century.