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star trek threshold star trek voyager threshold day if you put the dancer and the golfer next to each other it looks like the golfer is going to beat the dancer's head in anyways i sent this to my friend to explain the plot

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duracel-battery

3 years ago

opposing lawyer, pointing at me: you're a MURDERER

me: murderer??? i hardly know her!

jury: *laughs*

my lawyer: please give her the death penalty.

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shit post bad joke chat post i'd apologize but i dont give a fuck anymore why are you looking at this don't blame me for producing a single nasty ass thought blame the god that gave me a computer and the ability to think

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duracel-battery

2 years ago

writers work hard but by god ashoka's lesbianism works harder

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lesbian GAY star wars ashoka tano she’s a lesbian live laugh lesbian star wars ashoka i'm gonna vomit girl i love you i am dealt psychic damage when you imply you are attracted to a man though ashoka tano is a lesbian that one episode where she meets that guy and they firt?? my sister was watching it and was telling me how cute they were and i was gaging on heteronormitivity kiss kiss fall in love with a girl in my heart at least idk how well star wars would write that so lets keep it within the fan fics

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duracel-battery

4 months ago

sorry tik tok. i didn't use you (on account of my hatred for clocks and all their sounds) but it's pretty fucked up that they were able to take you away. and that it's possible return is being used for trump propaganda. godspeed.

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tiktok ban

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duracel-battery

5 months ago

rewatched the final frontier yesterday so here’s three minutes of my favorite spirk moments with a little bit of bones too

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duracel-battery

3 years ago

i was rewatching the first few episodes of Rebels and i got to the part in episode two where ezra pops out of the ceiling wearing a stormtrooper cadet helmet and zeb punches him in the face.

so ezra says 'wHy DiD yOu PuNcH mE???' and zeb is like 'how was i supposed to know it was you, you're wearing a bucket" but like, he's also wearing a BRIGHT ORANGE JUMPSUIT

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star wars star wars rebels ezra bridger zeb orrelios stormtrooper rewatching like sir use your eyes he even looked straight at him for a second before punching him

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duracel-battery

1 year ago

pspspsps come collect ur bot slayer badge