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duracel-battery
3 years ago

my sister: i love you

me: i'm watching a cinnamon toast crunch ad

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irl quotes this week on Why Am I Like This its either stupidity or weird adhd overshare chat post
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duracel-battery
3 years ago

opposing lawyer, pointing at me: you're a MURDERER

me: murderer??? i hardly know her!

jury: *laughs*

my lawyer: please give her the death penalty.

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shit post bad joke chat post i'd apologize but i dont give a fuck anymore why are you looking at this don't blame me for producing a single nasty ass thought blame the god that gave me a computer and the ability to think
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