Call Me Old Fashioned, But I Was Born To Serve Luxanna Crownguard. Cook For Her, Make Her Breakfast,

Call Me Old Fashioned, But I Was Born To Serve Luxanna Crownguard. Cook For Her, Make Her Breakfast,

call me old fashioned, but i was born to serve luxanna crownguard. cook for her, make her breakfast, clean the house, have a hot meal ready when she gets home, and do her laundry. if she cheats, that’s on me. she caught ME slipping and i will apologize and do betterΒ 

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6 months ago

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1 year ago

Exactly! Alicent made aemonds wound about herself! Everyone on here thinks she was just being a caring mother but I really don't. Sure he's her favorite but I don't think she cared abt him that much, just came across as more of a reason to get at rhae and by extension, her children.

I honestly have to laugh about all those try-hard Aemond stans pretending to be neutral and flooding the Daemon/Rhaenyra tag with ridiculous fics where Rhaenyra, some daughters of hers and everyone else cares more about the little freak losing an eye than the fact that he nearly murdered Jacaerys with a rock.

β€œOh, noooees, poor little psycho who hates me! I am totally gonna care more about him than my own son!”

Yeah, sure.

Not even Alicent cares that much about her son in the show, imao. She makes his injury about herself and about what Rhaenyra has 'gotten away' while she 'suffers'.

The way they try to make the little Riverlands terrorist into the ultimate tragic figure of the Dance just makes him even more unlikable.

3 years ago

I'm not kink-shaming, but

how do y'all genuinely like piss. πŸ˜•

8 months ago

Being a girl is: wanting to go to bed early but deciding to just get on tumblr/wattpad/Ao3 for a little bit and then end up finding a fic series that you really like and read until well past your usual bedtime then keeping on because it’s already past your bedtime. Then being mad when you wake up in the morning because you overslept your timer.

3 years ago

reader: remember that first night we met and you fell madly in love with me?

jane: y/n.

reader: fine, the night I talked to you for five minutes and fell madly in love with you.


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4 years ago
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1 year ago

the amount of miles smut going around is ridiculous. he's a MINOR and you're writing about sexual acts between him and whoever, and you wonder why you're getting backlash? it doesn't matter if you age him up or whatever, you're still writing smut about a MINOR. you shouldn't even be thinking about sexual acts of him because he's only 15. HE STATED IT IN THE MOVIE. it literally goes for any minor in this movie. gwen, pavitr, spiderbyte, etc. the list goes on. it just proves on how much of a pervert someone is, actually. its bad enough that some people over 18 are writing smut about minors (thats full on pedophilia) but the fact that people are justifying it because they're his age? YOU'RE FEEDING PEOPLE WHAT THEY WANT. its creepy and disgusting. some of you people need to detach a little and come back to reality, cause this isn't acceptable. "bUt hE's fIcTiOnAL" who cares? smut shouldn't even be a thing in my opinion but you do you.

3 months ago

"It wouldn't matter if she were Jaehaerys the Conciliator come again, Rhaenyra is a woman."

-Otto Hightower

Did people just forget he said this? It's not about how deserving she is.

I really need some people in this fandom to understand that Rhaenyra could have been the most perfect woman to ever exist and the Greens still would have usurped the throne anyways. Rhaenyra being a "whore", Rhaenyra having bastards, Rhaenyra being so-called "incompetent" were all excuses. If they really cared about any of that, why would they be trying to replace her with a man who sleeps around, has many bastards, and is definitely more incompetent than Rhaenyra ever was?

Like guys the Greens were pushing Aegon as heir before Rhaenyra even had children, before she was even married. It is stated in the book that Alicent and Rhaenyra got along fine until Aegon was born and Alicent immediately turned against her when Viserys didn't name their son his heir. They were already challenging her claim when she was just 10 years old.

Even if we're going by the show's canon, Otto Hightower was plotting to get a half Hightower/Targaryen on the throne before Rhaenyra was even named as heir.

The reasoning for why the Greens did what they did is really quite simple and realistic - they were greedy as hell. Some of their allies of course truly believed a son should come before a daughter but the main motive for the Hightowers was that they wanted someone of their blood to be placed on the throne.

They wanted their blood to be entwined with the most important family in Westeros. They wanted to create a new branch of Targaryens that were half Hightower. It wouldn't have mattered if Rhaenyra was flawed or if she was perfect, they still would have usurped the throne because she was in the way of their plan that was pretty much decades in the making and they would have used any excuse to justify their actions.

I'm just tired of the posts that say "well if Rhaenyra just took her position more serious and if she didn't do this or that then she would have been fine" like no she wouldn't have. You're completely missing the point if you believe this.

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