That Zombie One Was So Good! I Keep Going Back To Read It (⁠｡⁠･⁠ω⁠･⁠｡⁠)⁠ﾉ⁠♡

Y'all saw that too💀 ts was funny, esp since jinx doesn't have a set sexuality, it's completely different shipping her with fem characters vs shipping vi (a confirmed lesbian) with male characters and the fact that he saw it as such a sin makes me giggle

it’s hysterical seeing men pissing themselves over the fact there aren’t that many jinx x male reader fics boo fucking hoo!

reader: why do my hands get cold and not the rest of me?

jane: it's the human body's way of regulating temperature

demitri: ghosts are holding your hands

reader: how romantic.

So you're telling me the story that starts with the queen dying in an attempt to give the king a son even though they already had a daughter, the story in which that same daughter is named heir, the story in which the new Queen attempts to slutshame a little girl to have her son on the throne, the story where that same girl now woman is usurped for the crime of daring to want something other than being a walking womb, for wanting something she was promised, the story where that same woman is known as "Maegor with teats" when she didn't even cause half the destruction her half brother caused (proving that history is kinder to cruel men), the story where after her death no more dragons where born until one of her female descendants brought them back to life, THAT story is about how war is bad?

And here I thought that story was about misogyny, oops, silly me

reader: remember that first night we met and you fell madly in love with me?

jane: y/n.

reader: fine, the night I talked to you for five minutes and fell madly in love with you.

Viltrumite mark and no goggles mark def

for no reason in particular *cough cough* who’s y’all’s favorite Mark variants?

Nico: *holds his sword at a certain angle so he can reflect the light into Percy's eyes*

being a multishipper is honestly so fun. im done with all jercy fics from 2016 onward? oh, sure, i'll just switch to reading some jasico, i miss them. or maybe some valdangelo, thats cute, their dynamic would be fun to explore. but oh, valgrace is so good since im rereading TLH... and some percabeth here and there obviously! but perleo is kinda sweet. wait, valzhang..

Man I wish there was a movie on Jane & Alec Volturi. Imagine how interesting that would be with the twins having actual personalities besides just killing.

Imagine the unaware vampires perception on them of those two just being harmless little kids and being proven wrong.

Imagine their sibling bond and how the writers would've played into that.

Or

Aged up! twins where one finds their intended (or whatever it was called) and how it affects their bond exactly.

Digging into their past ofc and giving them the desired affect so we might actually find them kinda scary.

Maybe even their relationship with every Volturi member and how it differs. Hell even their relations with the Cullen's!

They could've called it 'blood moon' or something.

Aegon II: My father named me as his heir

Otto:

Why must I go out there, meet people and build relationships in order to have a girlfriend? Why can't I just go kiss the new girl in the pantry at a party, and she stakes me bc I'm a vampire and we fall in love?