It never occurred to me that this perfect child:
is the result of THIS OT3:
AND
AHHHHH
FINALLY PICKED MY HALLOWEEN COSTUME YALL
I’m gonna be Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way
Accidentally found a GOLDMINE of a ship. 11/10. I’m doing great. Will be unreachable for the foreseeable future.
Went to my favorite coffee shop to be productive and work and I forgot my headphones. Life is pain.
This site permanently ruined my humor and rewired my neurons but it’s unlike anywhere else and I refuse to leave.
I’ll be scrolling innocently and come across
“robert-pattinsons-favorite-fleshlight just posted
‘The important takeaway is the theme of growth: both emotional and physical which is contrasted by the two protagonists and is CENTRAL to why they later grow apart. While one gains the physical strength they both sought out, he mentally stops growing as evidenced by his immaturity relative to his friend, who struggles with the hard labor they both are forced into. Instead of growing in stature, he mentally is more aware of the societal prejudices they battle and gains a better sense of the world around him, whilst outwardly looking the same as the beginning of their journey, he has left behind his friend from childhood who is mentally trapped in the past and his prejudice that he learned as a child. Furthermore—“
This place has shaped me so much as a person I can pull that kind of nonsense out of my ass on command.
And I’m supposed to just accept that and move on?? Where else would allow this content to exist? And for free?
Wild to think about who I’d be without my brain developing in real time here.
I’m shocked honestly. Wdym that url is available. After Twilight and Batman? Still? Fascinating.
How did soda companies convince me to willingly drink brown water? The water color my ancestors avoided bc make sick?? But now in pretty colorful container it’s good? Clean? Safe to drink?
Wild.
I want my regional accent but the mirroring and aggressive correction my parents used to prevent me developing a “hick” accent is too strong in combination. The agony.
My blood type? Uhhhh
Red dye 40
Politicians who support KOSA deserve to die a painful death
im so fuckin excited ya girl just got a big ass bag of hot cheetos. life is good again.
how tf did someone not already have this url omg
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