dykeofmadness

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uh oh. yearning's back

Further proof that I am a sensory seeker above all else. I shouldn’t like this yogurt. I know objectively that liking it is wild. But. Hear me out. This yogurt

Tastes EXACTLY

Exactly like this smells. I know you can smell it. The public restroom soap. The sweet one.

And objectively I know this should make me gag, but instead it’s scratched an itch I didn’t know I had. It’s not good? But it’s certainly interesting and was on sale at Costco, plus it fits into my meal plan so best believe I’m finishing the entire case and possibly repurchasing it. That’s all. Happy new year tumblr dot com.

K so a few months ago I realized I was changing too much of the canon characters in a fandom to make a good fanfic so it’s been changed to original fiction.

Like it was so good but wasn’t keeping in mind core parts of characters and it was also decidedly not a crack fic. So original possibly could be published some day fiction it must be. The agony.

Yikes. Gotta rename EVERYONE.

Anyways tell me why I’m

*making fanon content*

for MY CHARACTERS.

AS THE AUTHOR.

THEY ARE MY KIDS.

I DECIDE CANON and yet

I’m looking at some of the shit I write down and I’m like: …yeahhhh that’s a funny meme for fanon but it wouldn’t work in the story.

Like?? Bitch you’re the god of this universe???

You write the story?? How tf does this not fit when you could just?? Make it fit??

ALSO

How in the fresh FUCK are you? The author? Making fanon content? You aren’t a fan? You’re the OP? You’re the source? You have ZERO fans yet?? You have your reluctant listener your irl sibling and literally no one else knows about it?? Yet you’re here making fan canon content?

There is no fan base to have hivemind collective delusions about characters?? Yet here you are shitposting in your journal?? In your notes section??? In your word doc???

Bitch wtf is all I can say.

I just hope one day everyone can enjoy my blorbos as much as I do.

Yeah what are you, a cop? Puki doesn’t have to answer you??

have u ever unalived some1?

You can say kill, it's okay. in some indirect way I feel we have all been cause to someone's misery and perhaps, even their deaths. Not just our actions, no, our inaction - our inability to step outside the thin-scope of our sheltered lives and lend a hand to those who must face the brunt of reality. We could be better, we could be holistically-giving, but we aren't; thus we are partially to blame for what happens, as even the smallest shift in sentiment can leave a wake miles wide, yet we do not budge, instead we are comforted by the warmth of our ignorance and willful-obfuscation.

Hey OP I haven’t been recruited yet but that’s the dimension I’m in. They’re our BBEG.

Being recruited to keep various relics and artifacts safe from a dimension hopping organization known only as "The British Museum".

Just found a photo of the exact place I became conscious as a human. Wild finding visual of the place where your first memory is again as an adult.

Like. Woah that place did exist. I lived and breathed there. Insane.

How did soda companies convince me to willingly drink brown water? The water color my ancestors avoided bc make sick?? But now in pretty colorful container it’s good? Clean? Safe to drink?

Wild.

Accidentally found a GOLDMINE of a ship. 11/10. I’m doing great. Will be unreachable for the foreseeable future.

Absolutely next level combination of Hot Cheetos con Limón y café con leche. Increíble.

Somebody sedate me

Hyperfocus my beloved welcome back. God this is fantastic. Bye y’all I got SHIT TO DO. I’m gonna get EVERYTHING done. I feel like a GOD.

im so fuckin excited ya girl just got a big ass bag of hot cheetos. life is good again.

“Yeah this was done by the power of who gives a fuck. It’s definitely a fuckin prank by the trickster god because this so-called god definitely doesn’t exist. I’m not falling for the prank. I’ll take the power but I’m not giving in. The dedication is funny with all the setup temples and fake followers but nope. I’m gonna be the first person to beat the trickster god at their own game. Fuck you and your imaginary pantheon, I’m a warlock I will not be a cleric.”

Put a twist on Clerics by having to gods give power to everyone who doesn't worship them.

My gender, simplified

Every now and then I feel the temptation to be weirded out by what years kids were born in but then I remember how annoying it was when adults said that kinda stuff to me so I stfu.

Yeah kids keep being born later and not everyone is my age, time is moving and that’s how kids work, their birthdays will keep getting further and further from mine.

Nothing quite breaks my heart like one of my posts that had been at 69 likes for days or weeks suddenly getting like #70. Like keep it at funny numbers yall. Respect the aesthetic of my blogs /j /s

I can hear the electricity in my laptop charger. It makes me want to vivisect myself.

Aww sounds like the dodgeball of prophecy got your ass. Manifest carefully bestie 💕

I just saw one of my tumblr posts on my fyp that was the biggest jumpscare of my fucking life 😭

Respectfully I would die if that happened to me.

Or if someone god forbid made it to my fyp recommending my fics.

Absolutely not. I refuse that level of being perceived.

Let me scream into the void and have the void scream back, sure, but someone recording the screams?? Nah. Those screams are for this hellsite and this hellsite only.

I just saw one of my tumblr posts on my fyp that was the biggest jumpscare of my fucking life 😭

Norwegian sandwich photo inspiring insanity was not on my bingo card but if it’s puki then yea that tracks

Puki if I see that damn Norway post with the nasty ass bread and meat thing ONE MORE TIME I'm going to go insane

I only posted it twice. Do not blame me for my influence

Should have never worn those plaid shorts as a child, now I’m gay and can’t consume media in a normal way.

Hey Siri do I include more Olde Ways references and possibly religious elements to my Black Brothers angst? Asking for a friend.

Actually yanno what they get it anyways. It works with the whole celestial thing. Just pile on the agony with religious themes and motifs.

I have come to the painful realization that in order for the spell checker to admit my writing is at least high school senior level, I can’t have blocks of just dialogue in the middle of my WIP.

Anyways brb crying over Sirius and Regulus while relentlessly working to wreck y’all’s hearts over these two. Hurt no comfort.

FINALLY PICKED MY HALLOWEEN COSTUME YALL

I’m gonna be Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way

Tumblr crazy will come back 4 years later with a post like “hey y’all so actually I don’t care about this topic at all anymore turns out I needed to be on mood stabilizers 💀”

and tiktok is like “so this account that you knew from last year? The one with that one joke who then made merch? Yeah they’ve been jailed for felony tax evasion and are on the sex offenders list now”

Tumblr insanity is practically in the terms of service but tiktok tries to be “the voice of the people” and a “tool for advocacy” so often that you get this righteousness and evangelical approach to social media and misinformation versus tumblrs jokes and meta discourse.

Tumblr knows what it is and who it’s for, tiktok is trying to be the only social media platform and is failing at that.

tiktok is such an awful app, it's almost designed to feed you misinformation and expose you to insane discourse. unlike beloved tumblr, the app that feeds me misinformation and exposes me to insane discourse

Politicians who support KOSA deserve to die a painful death

Went to my favorite coffee shop to be productive and work and I forgot my headphones. Life is pain.

Just took my prescription for the first time in like months and damn unfortunately

the medical doctor with years of experience in my specific condition was right

I do need the pills they recommended.

My brain is back online again.

Guess I’ll have to get back to the mage (exhausted underpaid pharmacy tech) who relieves my malady (literal diagnosis of top 1% severe adhd) and take the potions (Adderall) from the apothecary (Costco pharmacy) until the end of days.

The return to the closelands begins

guys i return from the farlands in about 8 days!!!

I want my regional accent but the mirroring and aggressive correction my parents used to prevent me developing a “hick” accent is too strong in combination. The agony.

Starting to feel a little too perceived y’all all have to block me now, it’s the law.