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My blood type? Uhhhh

Red dye 40

This site permanently ruined my humor and rewired my neurons but it’s unlike anywhere else and I refuse to leave.

I’ll be scrolling innocently and come across

“robert-pattinsons-favorite-fleshlight just posted

‘The important takeaway is the theme of growth: both emotional and physical which is contrasted by the two protagonists and is CENTRAL to why they later grow apart. While one gains the physical strength they both sought out, he mentally stops growing as evidenced by his immaturity relative to his friend, who struggles with the hard labor they both are forced into. Instead of growing in stature, he mentally is more aware of the societal prejudices they battle and gains a better sense of the world around him, whilst outwardly looking the same as the beginning of their journey, he has left behind his friend from childhood who is mentally trapped in the past and his prejudice that he learned as a child. Furthermore—“

This place has shaped me so much as a person I can pull that kind of nonsense out of my ass on command.

And I’m supposed to just accept that and move on?? Where else would allow this content to exist? And for free?

Wild to think about who I’d be without my brain developing in real time here.

I’m shocked honestly. Wdym that url is available. After Twilight and Batman? Still? Fascinating.

Every now and then I think I’ve gotten my posts to pretty much exclusively 1-3 fandoms and then out of NOWHERE I get a spam of likes from someone with the word “everypony” in their bio and

after receiving my 200 points of psychic damage

I’m like… yeah I’m still posting to the hellsite. It happens to us all.

It’s a friendly welcome home almost.

(I have extensive brain damage after lurking on here for over a decade)

Have you tried more caffeine? Surely there’s a maximum fast.

I'm so anxious right now. I wonder what would happen if I drank some caffeine

Sobbing over “we were girls together” again

The only reason I’m back is to see how long until I get *that* gif on my feed thanks to the new update. 👀

Soulmate AU

Where your soulmate and you spark (it feeels like joy, it doesn’t hurt) when you touch the first time. It’s enough to clearly be seen, but only is about the size of their palms.

The sparks return even more intensely when the two are completely in love and the relationship is healthy. The sparks cover wherever you touch.

The longer you have the spark, the better you get at controlling them, bc always having sparks is like bragging. Being able to surge sparks at will takes at least 5 years of practice to master.

Forget KageHina

THIS IS THE NEXT SHIP THAT NEEDS TO MAKE IT BIG

Aone x Ushijima

Such politeness,

such fluff,

bless these misunderstood boys,

they just wanna play volleyball and they're AMAZING,

bara bara everywhere,

I SHIP THIS OKAY JOIN ME

Boku-NO. NO YOU FUCKING DON'T (-san)

Internal Akaashi, every day

Okay but Tsukki is growing and just passed Ushi in height like souhfiwushgshrgishrgeursgskur I can’t. Just UshiTsuki with Ushijima loving that he’s shorter and Kei just smirking when ppl realize they’re a POWER couple

Tsukishima/Tanaka = most intimidating and protective couple you will ever encounter. God help you if you mess with these two, or anyone they care about. They'll mess you up.

me, at 2am, ranting about my most recent rare pair. UGH (/> n <)/  ‘’ l___l

okay so now I have a new ot3

It never occurred to me that this perfect child:

is the result of THIS OT3:

AND

AHHHHH

Body Swaps but its TOLS and SMOLS #1

Hinata x Ushijima

Ushijima: *looks in the mirror in the locker room, after running into EVERYTHING IMAGINABLE*

Ushijima: *rubs eyes bc there’s no way*

Ushijima: JAPAN!!!?!?! WOOOOAHHHHGHGHHGG!!!!

Shiratorizawa: *dying bc they know who it is BUT IT’S TOO CUTE*

Tendou: *vows to adopt this child bc he’s too precious*

Hinata: *jumps*

Hinata: *is spooked caught off guard bc of jump he just did* *feeling it is WAY different that watching it*

Hinata: *pouts and pokes thigh trying to understand how little legs made a huge vertical*

Karasuno: *assumes it’s just another off day for sunshine child*

Team Japan is better than Shiratorizawa, please play on the same team as me I really like your work ethic and talent and I appreciate you

Ushijima’s intent, not Oikawa’s interpretation