Hinata x Ushijima
Ushijima: *looks in the mirror in the locker room, after running into EVERYTHING IMAGINABLE*
Ushijima: *rubs eyes bc there’s no way*
Ushijima: JAPAN!!!?!?! WOOOOAHHHHGHGHHGG!!!!
Shiratorizawa: *dying bc they know who it is BUT IT’S TOO CUTE*
Tendou: *vows to adopt this child bc he’s too precious*
Hinata: *jumps*
Hinata: *is spooked caught off guard bc of jump he just did* *feeling it is WAY different that watching it*
Hinata: *pouts and pokes thigh trying to understand how little legs made a huge vertical*
Karasuno: *assumes it’s just another off day for sunshine child*
THIS IS THE NEXT SHIP THAT NEEDS TO MAKE IT BIG
Aone x Ushijima
Such politeness,
such fluff,
bless these misunderstood boys,
they just wanna play volleyball and they're AMAZING,
bara bara everywhere,
I SHIP THIS OKAY JOIN ME
The return to the closelands begins
guys i return from the farlands in about 8 days!!!
Aww sounds like the dodgeball of prophecy got your ass. Manifest carefully bestie 💕
I just saw one of my tumblr posts on my fyp that was the biggest jumpscare of my fucking life 😭
Hey OP I haven’t been recruited yet but that’s the dimension I’m in. They’re our BBEG.
Being recruited to keep various relics and artifacts safe from a dimension hopping organization known only as "The British Museum".
Absolutely next level combination of Hot Cheetos con Limón y café con leche. Increíble.
Somebody sedate me
It never occurred to me that this perfect child:
is the result of THIS OT3:
AND
AHHHHH
“Yeah this was done by the power of who gives a fuck. It’s definitely a fuckin prank by the trickster god because this so-called god definitely doesn’t exist. I’m not falling for the prank. I’ll take the power but I’m not giving in. The dedication is funny with all the setup temples and fake followers but nope. I’m gonna be the first person to beat the trickster god at their own game. Fuck you and your imaginary pantheon, I’m a warlock I will not be a cleric.”
Put a twist on Clerics by having to gods give power to everyone who doesn't worship them.
Every now and then I feel the temptation to be weirded out by what years kids were born in but then I remember how annoying it was when adults said that kinda stuff to me so I stfu.
Yeah kids keep being born later and not everyone is my age, time is moving and that’s how kids work, their birthdays will keep getting further and further from mine.
Team Japan is better than Shiratorizawa, please play on the same team as me I really like your work ethic and talent and I appreciate you
Ushijima’s intent, not Oikawa’s interpretation
how tf did someone not already have this url omg
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