“Yeah this was done by the power of who gives a fuck. It’s definitely a fuckin prank by the trickster god because this so-called god definitely doesn’t exist. I’m not falling for the prank. I’ll take the power but I’m not giving in. The dedication is funny with all the setup temples and fake followers but nope. I’m gonna be the first person to beat the trickster god at their own game. Fuck you and your imaginary pantheon, I’m a warlock I will not be a cleric.”
Put a twist on Clerics by having to gods give power to everyone who doesn't worship them.
Accidentally found a GOLDMINE of a ship. 11/10. I’m doing great. Will be unreachable for the foreseeable future.
THIS IS THE NEXT SHIP THAT NEEDS TO MAKE IT BIG
Aone x Ushijima
Such politeness,
such fluff,
bless these misunderstood boys,
they just wanna play volleyball and they're AMAZING,
bara bara everywhere,
I SHIP THIS OKAY JOIN ME
Aww sounds like the dodgeball of prophecy got your ass. Manifest carefully bestie 💕
I just saw one of my tumblr posts on my fyp that was the biggest jumpscare of my fucking life 😭
Further proof that I am a sensory seeker above all else. I shouldn’t like this yogurt. I know objectively that liking it is wild. But. Hear me out. This yogurt
Tastes EXACTLY
Exactly like this smells. I know you can smell it. The public restroom soap. The sweet one.
And objectively I know this should make me gag, but instead it’s scratched an itch I didn’t know I had. It’s not good? But it’s certainly interesting and was on sale at Costco, plus it fits into my meal plan so best believe I’m finishing the entire case and possibly repurchasing it. That’s all. Happy new year tumblr dot com.
Absolutely next level combination of Hot Cheetos con Limón y café con leche. Increíble.
Somebody sedate me
Starting to feel a little too perceived y’all all have to block me now, it’s the law.
Yeah what are you, a cop? Puki doesn’t have to answer you??
have u ever unalived some1?
You can say kill, it's okay. in some indirect way I feel we have all been cause to someone's misery and perhaps, even their deaths. Not just our actions, no, our inaction - our inability to step outside the thin-scope of our sheltered lives and lend a hand to those who must face the brunt of reality. We could be better, we could be holistically-giving, but we aren't; thus we are partially to blame for what happens, as even the smallest shift in sentiment can leave a wake miles wide, yet we do not budge, instead we are comforted by the warmth of our ignorance and willful-obfuscation.
Tumblr crazy will come back 4 years later with a post like “hey y’all so actually I don’t care about this topic at all anymore turns out I needed to be on mood stabilizers 💀”
and tiktok is like “so this account that you knew from last year? The one with that one joke who then made merch? Yeah they’ve been jailed for felony tax evasion and are on the sex offenders list now”
Tumblr insanity is practically in the terms of service but tiktok tries to be “the voice of the people” and a “tool for advocacy” so often that you get this righteousness and evangelical approach to social media and misinformation versus tumblrs jokes and meta discourse.
Tumblr knows what it is and who it’s for, tiktok is trying to be the only social media platform and is failing at that.
tiktok is such an awful app, it's almost designed to feed you misinformation and expose you to insane discourse. unlike beloved tumblr, the app that feeds me misinformation and exposes me to insane discourse
how tf did someone not already have this url omg
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