Forget KageHina

Accidentally found a GOLDMINE of a ship. 11/10. I’m doing great. Will be unreachable for the foreseeable future.

K so a few months ago I realized I was changing too much of the canon characters in a fandom to make a good fanfic so it’s been changed to original fiction.

Like it was so good but wasn’t keeping in mind core parts of characters and it was also decidedly not a crack fic. So original possibly could be published some day fiction it must be. The agony.

Yikes. Gotta rename EVERYONE.

Anyways tell me why I’m

*making fanon content*

for MY CHARACTERS.

AS THE AUTHOR.

THEY ARE MY KIDS.

I DECIDE CANON and yet

I’m looking at some of the shit I write down and I’m like: …yeahhhh that’s a funny meme for fanon but it wouldn’t work in the story.

Like?? Bitch you’re the god of this universe???

You write the story?? How tf does this not fit when you could just?? Make it fit??

ALSO

How in the fresh FUCK are you? The author? Making fanon content? You aren’t a fan? You’re the OP? You’re the source? You have ZERO fans yet?? You have your reluctant listener your irl sibling and literally no one else knows about it?? Yet you’re here making fan canon content?

There is no fan base to have hivemind collective delusions about characters?? Yet here you are shitposting in your journal?? In your notes section??? In your word doc???

Bitch wtf is all I can say.

I just hope one day everyone can enjoy my blorbos as much as I do.

Soulmate AU

Where your soulmate and you spark (it feeels like joy, it doesn’t hurt) when you touch the first time. It’s enough to clearly be seen, but only is about the size of their palms.

The sparks return even more intensely when the two are completely in love and the relationship is healthy. The sparks cover wherever you touch.

The longer you have the spark, the better you get at controlling them, bc always having sparks is like bragging. Being able to surge sparks at will takes at least 5 years of practice to master.

Hyperfocus my beloved welcome back. God this is fantastic. Bye y’all I got SHIT TO DO. I’m gonna get EVERYTHING done. I feel like a GOD.

My blood type? Uhhhh

Red dye 40

Went to my favorite coffee shop to be productive and work and I forgot my headphones. Life is pain.

The only reason I’m back is to see how long until I get *that* gif on my feed thanks to the new update. 👀

Starting to feel a little too perceived y’all all have to block me now, it’s the law.

Hey OP I haven’t been recruited yet but that’s the dimension I’m in. They’re our BBEG.

Being recruited to keep various relics and artifacts safe from a dimension hopping organization known only as "The British Museum".

im so fuckin excited ya girl just got a big ass bag of hot cheetos. life is good again.