Tsukishima/Tanaka = Most Intimidating And Protective Couple You Will Ever Encounter. God Help You If

K so a few months ago I realized I was changing too much of the canon characters in a fandom to make a good fanfic so it’s been changed to original fiction.

Like it was so good but wasn’t keeping in mind core parts of characters and it was also decidedly not a crack fic. So original possibly could be published some day fiction it must be. The agony.

Yikes. Gotta rename EVERYONE.

Anyways tell me why I’m

*making fanon content*

for MY CHARACTERS.

AS THE AUTHOR.

THEY ARE MY KIDS.

I DECIDE CANON and yet

I’m looking at some of the shit I write down and I’m like: …yeahhhh that’s a funny meme for fanon but it wouldn’t work in the story.

Like?? Bitch you’re the god of this universe???

You write the story?? How tf does this not fit when you could just?? Make it fit??

ALSO

How in the fresh FUCK are you? The author? Making fanon content? You aren’t a fan? You’re the OP? You’re the source? You have ZERO fans yet?? You have your reluctant listener your irl sibling and literally no one else knows about it?? Yet you’re here making fan canon content?

There is no fan base to have hivemind collective delusions about characters?? Yet here you are shitposting in your journal?? In your notes section??? In your word doc???

Bitch wtf is all I can say.

I just hope one day everyone can enjoy my blorbos as much as I do.

Nothing quite breaks my heart like one of my posts that had been at 69 likes for days or weeks suddenly getting like #70. Like keep it at funny numbers yall. Respect the aesthetic of my blogs /j /s

Forget KageHina

THIS IS THE NEXT SHIP THAT NEEDS TO MAKE IT BIG

Aone x Ushijima

Such politeness,

such fluff,

bless these misunderstood boys,

they just wanna play volleyball and they're AMAZING,

bara bara everywhere,

I SHIP THIS OKAY JOIN ME

Further proof that I am a sensory seeker above all else. I shouldn’t like this yogurt. I know objectively that liking it is wild. But. Hear me out. This yogurt

Tastes EXACTLY

Exactly like this smells. I know you can smell it. The public restroom soap. The sweet one.

And objectively I know this should make me gag, but instead it’s scratched an itch I didn’t know I had. It’s not good? But it’s certainly interesting and was on sale at Costco, plus it fits into my meal plan so best believe I’m finishing the entire case and possibly repurchasing it. That’s all. Happy new year tumblr dot com.

Body Swaps but its TOLS and SMOLS #1

Hinata x Ushijima

Ushijima: *looks in the mirror in the locker room, after running into EVERYTHING IMAGINABLE*

Ushijima: *rubs eyes bc there’s no way*

Ushijima: JAPAN!!!?!?! WOOOOAHHHHGHGHHGG!!!!

Shiratorizawa: *dying bc they know who it is BUT IT’S TOO CUTE*

Tendou: *vows to adopt this child bc he’s too precious*

Hinata: *jumps*

Hinata: *is spooked caught off guard bc of jump he just did* *feeling it is WAY different that watching it*

Hinata: *pouts and pokes thigh trying to understand how little legs made a huge vertical*

Karasuno: *assumes it’s just another off day for sunshine child*

Okay but Tsukki is growing and just passed Ushi in height like souhfiwushgshrgishrgeursgskur I can’t. Just UshiTsuki with Ushijima loving that he’s shorter and Kei just smirking when ppl realize they’re a POWER couple

Norwegian sandwich photo inspiring insanity was not on my bingo card but if it’s puki then yea that tracks

Puki if I see that damn Norway post with the nasty ass bread and meat thing ONE MORE TIME I'm going to go insane

I only posted it twice. Do not blame me for my influence

Every now and then I feel the temptation to be weirded out by what years kids were born in but then I remember how annoying it was when adults said that kinda stuff to me so I stfu.

Yeah kids keep being born later and not everyone is my age, time is moving and that’s how kids work, their birthdays will keep getting further and further from mine.

Every now and then I think I’ve gotten my posts to pretty much exclusively 1-3 fandoms and then out of NOWHERE I get a spam of likes from someone with the word “everypony” in their bio and

after receiving my 200 points of psychic damage

I’m like… yeah I’m still posting to the hellsite. It happens to us all.

It’s a friendly welcome home almost.

(I have extensive brain damage after lurking on here for over a decade)

How did soda companies convince me to willingly drink brown water? The water color my ancestors avoided bc make sick?? But now in pretty colorful container it’s good? Clean? Safe to drink?

Wild.