Ive_never_seen_that_rope_before_in_my_life.mp3

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wanted to post my first edit :)

am thinking about making a full length version but it'll entirely depend on my energy level (I've already edited another 20 seconds of this but no promisessss)

Hihi!! I loved your writing for the prompt where the monokuma makes s/o the target of the killing game. Can you perhaps use the same prompt but for the THH cast please? ♡

I sure can :3

This is my 666th post hehe >:3

Monokuma's Motive - THH Edition

It had been a good while since the last motives were handed out.

You did a good job of keeping the peace and preventing any killings, so you assumed Monokuma had given up.

Oh boy, were you wrong.

Monokuma's announcement rang out through the school, and it filled you with anxiety. You take a deep breath in and exit your dorm.

Your significant other meets you in the hallway, with the same anxiety on your face.

"Hey. You ready?"

You nod at them. "Yeah."

They take your hand and together, you make your way to the gym.

Monokuma sprang out from behind the podium.

"Hey, hey, hey! Guess who's got a surprise for all of you? A brand new motive, this time with a twist!"

Oh no.

"So, there haven't been any blackeneds in a while... And somehow, none of my motives have worked! Threats, bribes, nothin'! And it's all because of...!"

Monokuma gave you an angry glare, his forehead reddening. But he calmed down quickly, and resumed with your conversation. Nobody seemed to notice, except for you. And your significant other, as they gave you a look of concern.

"Point is, the new motive I have is different. This time, there's only one person you can kill. Any other kills don't count, and will send you right to the crapper!"

You noticed your classmates stiffening. So Monokuma had a target in mind. And it could have been anyone. You tighten your grip on your significant other's hand, and they do the same, waiting anxiously for Monokuma to reveal the target.

"From now on, the only person you can kill is (Name)!"

He called out, pointing at you.

All eyes were on you now.

Of course. You're the one who had been keeping the peace the whole time. You'd be lying if you said you didn't see it coming.

Makoto Naegi 

"What?! You can't do that!!"

"Sure can! Them's the rules!"

Because you had been keeping the peace, you had to go

But Makoto refused to allow it

He already lost Sayaka, so he'd be damned if he's losing you too

He keeps an eye on you whenever he can

Sleepovers every night, and follows you wherever you go

He is INCREDIBLY anxious, and you can see it, no matter how much he tries to hide it

He might need some comforting, and he'll comfort you too

He would never let anyone kill you

Byakuya Togami 

"What?! How dare you choose (Name)? You are absolutely despicable."

He is MAD

The second the meeting is over, he's grabbing your hand and dragging you to his room

He paces around the room ranting angrily while you sit on the bed, feeling anxious

Then he notices your demeanor and calms himself down

He'll sit beside you on the bed and hold your hand, and hug you if you want

He'll try not to be so angry around you if it makes you anxious

After that, he'll be SUPER overprotective

He'll snap at anyone who even goes near you

He's going with you anywhere you go

No more roaming around by yourself

If anyone's gonna kill you, it's gonna be Toko/Genocider

Overall, pretty pissed about the whole thing

He's hellbent on making sure you two survive the whole thing together

Chihiro Fujisaki 

"Wh-What? Why would you choose (Name)...? They didn't do anything wrong..."

Starts tearing up right then and there

When you go back to the dorms, he immediately latches onto you and starts bawling

Poor baby doesn't wanna lose you🥺

He'll probably end up crying himself to sleep

And starting next morning, this boi will never leave you alone

He'll hug your arm while you walk together

The anxiety is real with this one

He desperately wants to get stronger so he can protect you, so he considers working out with Mondo

Then he remembers that he doesn't want to leave you alone and changes his mind

But you're friends with Mondo, so he'll protect the both of you

Chihiro is v anxious, and he never wants to lose you

Leon Kuwata 

"That's bullshit! You can't just choose (Name) randomly!"

STUPIDSTUPIDSTUPID-

Oh it wasn't random

Monokuma did this on purpose

And Leon is not having it

He is PISSED

Like Byakuya, he'll be like this until he sees that you're anxious, then he'll stop to comfort you

After that, he is hella clingy and protective

He'll yell at anyone who gets too close

He may be angry, but at night, he'll break down in front of you

He tries to act strong for you, but he isn't fooling anyone

But he refuses to let anyone kill you

Kiyotaka Ishimaru 

"What?! (Name) is the target!? You can't do that, you... You bastard!"

When Taka swears, you know he's for real

This boy is out-of-this-world terrified

He tries to keep you in your room as much as he can, and he'll bring you food and stuff

Then he'll immediately come back to you

He doesn't want you to be out in the open, potentially getting killed

"(Name), I understand you're bored, but you must stay in this room! It-It's for your own good!"

If you persist, he'll reluctantly let you leave the dorm, but only if he can go with you

He doesn't want to believe you might be killed, but he still wants to spend every moment with you while he can

Mondo Owada 

"You fuckin' piece of shit! I'll kill you!"

You have to hold him back from breaking the bear in half

We don't want a repeat of when he almost got exploded

So you return to the dorms, and he's trying his best to hold in his anger

Then he lets out an angry sigh before sitting with you on the bed and sweeping you into his arms and holding you like a teddy bear

Part of it's to comfort you, another part is for him

After that, he's following you everywhere, acting like a pissed off bodyguard 

If anyone even looks at you, he's glaring at them while cracking his knuckles

He ain't never leaving you alone

He can't even trust Taka or Chihiro with you

Beneath his angry exterior, he's horrified of losing you like he did his brother

And he'll do whatever it takes to make sure you survive

Even if he has to stand in for you...

Yasuhiro Hagakure 

"What?! For serious?! Why would you pick (Name)?! That's terrible..."

He's freaking out

Then you go back to the dorms and he paces around, rambling about predicting this

Then he sees that you might be anxious and hugs you

He's determined to make sure nothing happens to you

So he follows you around, paranoid and anxious

He becomes very suspicious of the others, not trusting them to be anywhere near you

He knows that he's powerless to stop Monokuma, but he's still gonna protect you until the very end

Hifumi Yamada 

"WHAAAAAAT?!"

That's it

He's just stunned

And a little angry

He has no idea what he can do, but no way in hell is he gonna let you die

So like the others, he follows you around and refuses to leave you alone

If anyone tries to go near you, particularly Taka, he won't be happy

You're probably anxious to be in this kind of situation, so he draws wholesome and funny mangas in an attempt to lift your spirits

He's terrified, and might need some comforting

Kyoko Kirigiri 

"What? (Name)? Why would you choose them?"

For a second, you swore you saw her composure waver

But the moment passed quickly, and now she's glaring daggers at Monokuma

She knew exactly why he chose you

Like her, you were viewed as a threat, and Monokuma wanted to eliminate you

But like hell is she gonna let that happen

After that, she tightly grips your hand and pulls you back to the dorms

She just stiffly stands in front of the door, her back turned to you

But then you approach her, and she turns to you

You open your arms for a hug and she accepts it, gripping you like you'll disappear any minute

After that, she'll be with you at all times, with no exception

She tries to hide her terror, but one of these days, she might end up shedding a couple of tears

Make no mistake though

She'll be there for you like you are for her

And above all, she will protect you

You're the best thing to ever happen to her, and she refuses to let Monokuma take you away from her

Toko Fukawa/Genocide Jack

"Wh-Wh-What?! H-How d-dare you t-target them?!"

Gets fired up, then takes your hand and drags you off the second the meeting is over

The second you enter your room, Genocide Jack pops out

And oh boy, she is not happy

"What?! How dare that bitch ass bear target my master?!"

She looks angry, then a moment later, her energetic and sporadic demeanor completely drops

She's actually really scared

Then she leaps onto you, and begs you not to leave her

Starts shaking and panicking, and you'll have to calm her down

Then she falls asleep on you

Next morning, she switches back to Toko

She clings onto your arm all day, and sends pointed insults to anyone who rubs her the wrong way

She doesn't trust anyone

Especially not Byakuya

She doesn't even bother attending breakfast meetings

She just wants to stay in with you

And whenever Genocide Jack is out, ain't nobody wanna mess with her

They come up with a system; Genocide Jill stays with you outside the dorm room, Toko stays in

Cuddle sessions every night

Both of them are highly anxious and afraid of losing you, and they need some comforting

It's helpful to you as well

These two are terrified of you dying, but they're never gonna let it happen

Not if they can help it

Aoi Asahina 

"What?! You can't just pick (Name) out of nowhere!"

Oh it wasn't out of nowhere

Monokuma knows exactly why he picked you

Hina is so angry, she's crying

And when you return to the dorms, she leaps into your arms and breaks down

Poor swimmer girl is hella scared

After that, she'll hold your hand and refuse to leave your side

Being Hina's s/o means being friends with Sakura, and she'll protect the both of you

Hina can't help but feel anxious about it tho

She doesn't trust the others around you, and she'll give them a few words if they get too close to you

She's afraid of the future and what might happen, but she's not gonna let you die

Sayaka Maizono 

"What?! Why (Name)?! They don't deserve to die!"

She's way more scared than you are, honestly

Once you leave the gym, she leaps into your arms and starts crying

"P-Please... Don't leave me..."

Like she did with Makoto, but much more genuine

This situation really messes her up, actually

Sayaka feels that she may lose you at any moment

She doesn't trust anyone near you

If anyone killed you, she'd probably kill them

But she'll do whatever she must to make sure it doesn't get to that point

Celeste Ludenburg 

"What...? HOW FUCKING DARE YOU CHOOSE MY SIGNIFICANT OTHER AS A TARGET IN YOUR SICK LITTLE GAME?!"

Loses her composure right then and there

She doesn't show it, but she's terrified

But she's not gonna let nobody touch you

Given her exterior, most of the others know damn well not to mess with her

Especially Hifumi

And if anyone dares to get too close, Angry Celeste™️ will be unleashed unto their poor selves

Remember the teacup she broke in Chapter Two?

That might just be what happens to their limbs if they mess with you

Again, underneath all this, she's actually really scared

There may be some nights where she breaks down and just needs to know that you're there

Still, she's not letting anyone near you

Sakura Ogami 

"Bastard! How dare you paint a target on my significant other's back?!"

She wants to punch Monokuma's lights out SO badly, but she knows better

Instead, she just holds you close to her like a teddy bear in her dorm room

You can feel her fear in how tightly she holds you

You're also sure you feel her shake a tiny bit

Once you calm her down, she just wants to lay down and sleep, holding you close to her like you'll be gone the second she lets you go

And in the morning, she acts as your bodyguard

She'll threaten anyone who may be a threat to you

And when she can, she stays in her dorm with you, not wanting to take any risks

At some point, she considers taking her own life to pass by the motive

Then she realizes that Monokuma would probably execute you in her place, which quickly throws her idea out the window

She feels powerless, but she'll be damned if she's gonna let you die at the hands of anyone

Especially the mastermind 

Mukuro Ikusaba 

"What...?"

She's so shocked, her "Junko Enoshima" facade completely drops

You already knew her secret, and that's probably why Junko needed you gone

But no way is Mukuro allowing that

She starts panicking the second you enter her dorm, and then you calm her down and go to sleep together

The next morning, she goes to talk with her sister

Junko already knew everything

She didn't just want to remove you from the killing game because you knew too much, but to also give her sister despair

Words cannot describe the pure, boiling anger she's feeling

Her love for her sister turned to complete hatred

Now she knows where her loyalties lie

She doesn't tell you, but she has plans to kill her sister

She pretends that you mean nothing to her, as to not make Junko suspicious

But that night, while you slept, she headed off to Junko's hideout with a weapon hidden on her

Junko had gone too far, and now it's time for this to come to an end

I'm gonna go ahead and assume that you guys will want one for V3 as well😅Once requests are back open, be sure to remind me if you want it!

cunt dykeula. is this anything.

it really does bother me how no one can seem to answer the question “what even is romantic attraction, really.” like some people are like “it’s who you wanna kiss and cuddle <3” and I’m like ok well kisses and cuddles can be either sexual or platonic depending on context. “It’s who you feel passion/desire/arousal for” well that just sounds like sexual attraction which you can have without even knowing somebody so I fail to see how that’s romantic. “It’s who you want to go on dates with” I go on dates with friends all the time plus “date” is a social construct anyway there’s really no innate difference between a date and hanging out. “it’s who you have deep feelings for” great news for you that can be literally any type of relationship. my friend told me she defined it as “who you wanna give roses to” and I’m like do u hear urself??? like the more I talk to people the more I’m convinced romance and romantic attraction is an elaborate socially fabricated illusion that has no real defining characteristics. and like there’s nothing Wrong with it being a constuct but why people are so attached to defending the supremacy of it is something I cannot for the life of me figure out

Day 6: Last wish

I could've choose something easier but my dumb ass decided to make an animatic. It's not as good as I wanted but I just don't wanna work on it anymore. So sorry for all the imperfections!

The text:

...

"It's so fucking funny that yall mourn the killers much more that the victims. Actually the only victims someone cared about were Angie and Tenko. But even they mattered only for Himiko. And you've gone along with it just 'cause nobody cared about Kiyo. But yall were oh so upset about Kaede, Kirumi and Gonta! Much more than about the ones they killed! Nobody gave a shit about Rantaro, Ryoma or Miu. And you know what? You know what?! Nobody would give a shit about me!"

"That's not true-"

"Not true?! You wanna bet?"

"What are you-"

"Let's make a deal, Kaito! If they hate me and blame me for killing you, I win. If they're upset about me and actually give a shit, you win. If I'm wrong you can do whatever you want. You can tell them about everything that happened here, or lie about it and make up some heroic story. You can safely assume that I admitted that I was wrong about everything, and you were always right.

But! If I'm right you're gonna have to agree with them. Say you hate me. Spit on my grave. Not tell them about anything other than what you're asked about. And admit that I was right."

"I'm not gonna do that!"

"That is my final wish. My will. That shit have to mean something to you, hero."

"...Why are you so obsessed with always being right?"

...

markiplier lore is queer: an essay by me.

dedicated to @system32-cleanmgr <2

so, to start things off, i wanna talk about the gender of it all. because of the gender ambiguity of the viewer insert in almost every markiplier lore video, the universe now has at least three canonical non-binary characters who go by they/them pronouns (wether these characters are all the same character, different characters, or kind of the same character is unknown).

but that's not where the gender fuckery of the better mcu ends. you see, there's also the (subtextual and mostly ignored, yes, but still relevant) overall gender fuckery of darkiplier's character. because, while they present male, they are still in some ways a combination of celine and damien, two people of opposite genders (not to mention the fact that they exist inside the body of the viewer from who killed markiplier, who's one of the formerly mentioned non-binary characters). so, while not explicit representation, i personally like to think of darkiplier as some flavor of genderfluid.

i also feel like damien and celine's specific gender expressions themselves affect darkiplier in some ways: while they're both (presumably) cis, the two still have very distinct ways of performing their respective gender identities. damien portrays a softer version of masculinity, whereas celine shows a slightly harsher femininity than what we're used to seeing in media. he's a bit clueless and sees things from an emotional, human perspective, and she's clearly used to being the rational, fast-paced one, always trying to find solutions. this dynamic might have something to do with them being siblings (and i'm assuming celine's the older of the two, purely because of all the talk of 'keeping damien safe'), and it's not inherently queer, but it is interesting to me that these characters have such specific ways of acting out their genders.

now, this one's not as important, but i would also like to mention the casual usage of they/them pronouns for other characters as well. in in space with markiplier: part 2, mark explicitly refers to the character of lady by they/them pronouns multiple times (this could also be either because they're an alien and mark doesn't know how they identify, or because their actor, lio tipton, is non-binary, but to me, that reads as somewhat solid confirmation that the character goes by they/them pronouns), and mark himself is referred to as "they" by the narrator at least once.

this isn't really a gender identity thing, but rather a gender expression thing, but i do also wanna talk about wilford warfstache and his gender non-conformativity. i do think he identifies as male, all things considered, but he doesn't seem the least bit interested in masculinity as a concept, favouring traditionally (i say traditionally, but i do mean societally, since pink used to be considered a boy color) feminine colors like pink and yellow, and being more than open to expressing his feelings and encouraging other characters to do the same.

now i'm gonna get into the sexualities. how are queer sexualities portrayed in markiplier lore?

well, that's a hard question to answer; no character has ever been (as far as i know) specifically stated to be of any sexual orientation. although there is a high possibility that wilford is pansexual, since he was clearly in love with celine, but it's implied he doesn't really care about the gender of whomever he happens to be romantically or sexually involved with at the time (i.e. him casually asking abe if they used to date, because that really is a possibility).

aside from wilford, because of the ambiguous gender of the viewer insert, a lot of characters end up being inadvertedly queer because of their attraction to them, most of them most likely falling on the m-spec.

there's also something to be said about abe the detective. is he gay or not? well, again, nothing's canon, but i think it's safe to assume he isn't straight. the "accidental" homoerotic innuendos he makes constantly seem less like a joke about being gay, and more like a joke about having repressed, sexual thoughts about someone, and having those thoughts emerge as those kinds of comments.

the "would anyone like to join me?" comment might just be will making fun of him, but i can't find it in myself to think actor mark is straight either. i guess it's just a headcanon, but let's be honest, he's every 'subtly' queer-coded old cartoon villain ever. he's rich, dramatic, petty, and vain, and frankly sometimes being evil and queer is just a fact of life.

but i'm not gonna go further into my headcanons on here, lest this post turn into a list instead of an essay, so i'll just wrap it up here. thanks for listening to my ramble.

𝐆𝐄𝐓 𝐏𝐄𝐆𝐆𝐄𝐃! : 𝐀𝐎𝐓

a/n: this is literally 5k words of pegging nonsense, most of these “headcanons” also include additional lil blurbs because i’m a psychopath.

:ఌ¨ ♱ 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒 : levi, erwin, reiner, bertholdt, floch, jean, porco, and armin.

:ఌ¨ ♱ 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐓 𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒 : nsfw, female-bodied reader, dom!reader, all boys are subs here, pegging, fauxjobs, dacryphilia, spanking, brat taming, spitting, a splash of mommy kink for armin and jean’s, strap referred to as cock because that’s hot, men in lingerie, praise, degradation.

𝐋𝐄𝐕𝐈 𝐀𝐂𝐊𝐄𝐑𝐌𝐀𝐍

—  He’s so grumpy about it leading up to it, grouching about how he’s gonna put you on stable cleaning duty if you do it badly. Shuts up real quick when you’re not only good at it, but it feels too good. Like it ruins him. He’s so out of control of his voice and his body, the way he arches into your thrusts, hands scrambling across your back and thighs, trying to pull you impossibly closer.

— At first, he thinks everything feels like it’s too much and that he’s gonna break, but once he’s used to taking dick enough to not go slack-jawed every time you put it in? Expect to step up your game, cus this man knows exactly what he wants from you. Catch him on a day he needs to get out of his head and if you aren’t fucking him so hard it’s pushing him up the bed? He’ll start fucking himself on you since you’re “obviously not going to give me what I need.”

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*leans on antagonistic character like it's the 1950s and they're an expensive car*

hey darlin, you like emotional devastation?

good me too help me hotwire this bastard we're stealing 'em now.

Thinking about those accidental deaths...