You Know, The Thing About Taka's FTEs (now That I've Had More Time Musing Over Them) Is That - Taka Relies

SOUTH PARK MASTERLIST

It may not be mentioned on all the writings, but every character is aged up for NSFW content!!

Kyle Broflovski

Kyle x reader NSFW headcanons

Kyle x apathetic, reader headcanons

Kyle x reader before dating headcanons 

What it’s like hiding from yandere Kyle

Kyle’s yandere laugh

 Kyle x reader kissing headcanons

Yandere Kyle x reader nsfw headcanons

Kyle x reader holding hands imagine

Kyle x reader horny in public headcanons

Kyle x Christian, reader oneshot

Kyle x reader confession headcanons

Kyle x reader cuddling headcanons

Kyle x reader first time headcanons

Kyle x insomniac, reader headcanons

Kyle x reader general headcanons

Stan Marsh

Stan x reader NSFW headcanons

What it’s like hiding from yandere Stan

Stan x reader kissing headcanons

Yandere stan x reader nsfw oneshot

Stan x reader holding hands imagine 

Stan x reader horny in public headcanons

Stan x reader confession headcanons

Stan x reader cuddling headcanons

Stan x reader first time headcanons

Stan x insomniac, reader headcanons

Kenny McCormick

Kenny x reader NSFW headcanons

What it’s like hiding from yandere Kenny

Mysterion x reader headcanons

Yandere, kenny x reader headcanons 

Kenny x reader kissing headcanons

Kenny x reader general headcanons 

Kenny x reader holding hands imagine 

Kenny x reader horny in public headcanons

Kenny x reader x Tweek x Craig poly headcanons

Kenny x reader x Mysterion headcanons

Yandere Mysterion x reader headcanons

Kenny x reader confession headcanons

Kenny x reader cuddling headcanons

Kenny x reader x Tweek x Craig comforting headcanons

Yandere, Mysterion x reader smut oneshot

Kenny x reader first time headcanons

Kenny x insomniac, reader headcanons

Craig Tucker

Pastor Craig x succubus reader x imp Tweek park one

Craig x reader NSFW headcanons 

Craig x reader kissing headcanons

Craig x reader holding hands imagine 

Craig x reader horny in public headcanons

Craig x Tweek x reader x Kenny poly headcanons

Craig x reader cuddling headcanons

Craig x reader general headcanons

Craig x Tweek x reader x Kenny comforting headcanons

Yandere Craig x reader headcanons with NSFW

Craig x reader first time headcanons

Tweek Tweak

Pastor craig x succubus reader x imp Tweek part one

Tweek x reader NSFW headcanons

Imp Tweek x reader summoning oneshot 

Imp Tweek x reader headcanons 

Tweek x reader kissing headcanons 

Tweek x careless, distracted reader headcanons

Yandere tweek x reader nsfw headcanons 

Tweek x reader holding hands imagine 

Tweek x reader horny in public headcanons

Tweek x apathetic, reader headcanons

Tweek x Craig x reader x Kenny poly headcanons

Tweek x reader cuddling headcanons

Tweek x reader general headcanons

Tweek x Craig x reader x Kenny comforting headcanons

Leopold Butters Stotch

Butters x reader before dating headcanons

Butters x reader NSFW headcanons

Butters x reader kissing headcanons 

Butters x reader general headcanons

Butters x reader cuddling head canons

Butters x reader first time headcanons

Butters x insomniac, reader headcanons

Clyde Donavan

Clyde x reader NSFW headcanons 

Clyde x reader holding hands imagine

Clyde x apathetic, reader headcanons

Clyde x reader cuddling headcanons

Clyde x reader general headcanons

Scott Malkinson

Scott x sweet, patient reader headcanons

Scott x reader general headcanons

Jimmy Valmer

Jimmy x reader before dating headcanons

Jimmy x reader general headcanons

Damien Thorn

Damien x distracted, reader headcanons 

Eric Cartman

Eric x reader before dating headcanons 

Eric x reader NSFW headcanons

Eric x reader horny in public headcanons

Eric x reader confession headcanons

Eric x reader cuddling headcanons

Eric x insomniac, reader headcanons

Goth kids

Goth kids x reader that wears black

Goth kids x reader NSFW headcanons

Token Black

Token x tired, reader

Toke x reader cuddling headcanons

Wendy Testaburger

Wendy x nonbinary lesbian 

Heidi Turner

Heidi x nonbinary lesbian

Bebe Stevens 

Bebe x nonbinary lesbian

stop making makoto tall stop making makoto tall. stop making him taller than kyoko stop fucking trying dont do this. it is a cruelty to not make him shorter than her like dear god.

Castle Swimmer is being published into physical books! ✨coming in 2025!

UhHHHUH im gonna delete this soon

Zombie setting where the undead are drawn towards unhygienic scents, so survivors constantly bathe to avoid being eaten.

Zombies are docile when adorned with flowers.

Settlements overgrown with herbs and flora.

Barely any banditry; everyone is focused on farming and gathering.

Different human factions and towns named after flowers like Lilies, Orchids, Roses, etc.

Instead of immediately killing an infected survivor, they’re given special funeral rites - the zombie is covered with flowers to keep them calm, and  allowed to walk out from the settlement to join the hordes.

Two of my fave komaeda interaction in DRS! 🌴

me: haha oh god this is so bad im making so many unsupported claims and pulling all this analysis out of my ass

my prof in the margins: excellent analysis!

me: 

Sub!Aizawa HCs

This man is in desperate need of some TLC♡

This man is a complete pillow prince. Hair splayed out underneath his head as he watches you act out all your fantasies on him. He allows you to climb onto his cock, moving up and down the shaft, using his body to get yourself off as he watches on in amazement. He loves the feeling of being under you, finally being able to relax after a tiring day of work. Being a pro-hero and a teacher is no easy task but coming home to you makes it all worth it.

You pamper him so willingly, helping him strip out of his clothes as he slowly hardens from the gentle way your hands span over his body. Enterlacing the two of you's fingers you slowly guide him over to the bed, laying him down on the comfortable sheets before removing your own outfit. His gaze follows your movements closely, taking in every inch of skin as soon as it's exposed. He has to remind himself to blink or else he'll keep at it until a sole tear makes its way down his cheek.

He loves when you maneuver him to fit your needs, going along willingly as you readjust him. It'd be a lie to say he doesn't let out a sigh or two when you move him from an especially comfy position but it's all in good spirit. He knows it'll be worth it once you start with whatever your plans are.

Aizawa's surprisingly vocal about what he wants, occasionally walking by you to mumble something new he'd like to try or indulge in that night. When you finally have him in bed he'll beg you to do all those same things to him, urging you on when you're hesitant to give in -- not for lack of want but because you love to see your lover work for it. Tying him up with his own scarf? How beautifully depraved of him.

A light smack to his thigh when he's lying just a little too still for your liking does wonders. His eyes widen uncharacteristically and he can't help the fresh precum that dribbles down his shaft from the slight pain. The mark is already fading but as you massage into the muscles found there, giving it another slap soon after, you can visibly tell as he falls deeper into headspace. His mouth is left agape in surprised arousal and he's sure this must be some form of pampering in and of itself.

Raking your nails across his abs has him both flinching away from the subtle touch while trying to stay still to enjoy the sensations. Aizawa adores the feel of the feather-light pressure trailing across his body, too soft to even leave a mark but he twitches as you continue making the invisible lines.

Whenever you open your mouth to take in his cock he'll shut his eyes, throwing an arm across his face as he focuses on the pleasure you're providing. He'll tell you what feels good and cry out softly at certain points all while focusing on trying not to come too quickly so this moment can last longer.

Cock warming this man has him actually struggling to stay still, a surprising feat for him. The way you sink yourself down on his leaking cock only to not offer him any relief is painful in the best possible way. You run your fingers through his hair, detangling any small knots you find by doing so. His head is resting just above your collarbone and you can hear the softest of moans leave his mouth at your actions. You're not sure if it's because of the way you rock forward slightly on occasion or if this man is actually about to fall asleep.

It was the latter. His breathing evens out eventually and you lean back just a bit to see his head lull forward to follow the stability your chest was providing. You let out a soft laugh before wrapping your arms around his neck, using his body to rest upon as well. You were a bit tired yourself but you weren't expecting it to end like this. You'll just have to be sure to wake him up with a special treat a few minutes earlier than usual in the morning.

I think people have truly lost any ability to be patient with storytelling.

‘I don’t understand this’ They’ll explain it if you wait.

‘I don’t like how this episode left things hanging’ There’s a continuation next week.

‘This character is flat’ Wait for them to be fleshed out.

So many of the complaints I see about shows lately are people being confused by things THAT THE SHOW WANTS YOU TO BE CONFUSED BY THATS THE FUN OF MYSTERY AND FORESHADOWING YOU ABSOLUTE GOBLINS THE MAIN CHARACTER IS ALSO CONFUSED AND THEYRE GONNA DO A BIG REVEAL AND EXPLANATION LATER IF YOU WOULD JUST FUCKING WAIT

LOOK AT THEM!!!!! OMGGG THEY ARE SO CREEPY AND CUTE AARRRGHHHH