I'm Starting To Realize My Taste In Men Is A Lil Bit....

This might suck to hear, but if you're a people pleaser that is motivated by praise and avoids disagreements, you are easy to manipulate.

When I was in therapy after surviving years of domestic violence, my therapist had to tell me that my personality was primed for abuse and we needed to work on that so I would be better equipped to see the red flags and respond appropriately in the future.

I'm still working on this, and it's been 8 years. If you tell someone how you want to be treated, what behaviors you don't tolerate in your life, what you're looking for in that relationship, and they react negatively, don't compromise yourself. Just move on.

This one's for all the praise-kink girlies: differentiate, self-actualize, stay sexy

Now you can delete the post.

It's theirs now. They did the hard work.

teamwork 🐝

he’s a cult leader, he’s a fashion icon, he’s a war veteran, he’s immortal, he dies all the time, he’s haunted, he’s high and he’s sober, he’s agnostic, god hates him personally. i didn’t say his name but he popped into your head, didn’t he?

It is morally correct to be horny on main.

If we really want to fight against this puritanical culture that seems to be hell-bent on running sex workers off the internet and banning pornography wherever they can find it, you have a moral duty to post hole on main. Doesn't have to be your own hole but you got to post it.

The poll doesn't work...

Storms from space are so nice.... also NASA has a constant livestream from the International Space Station, one facing Earth and one facing like this. It also lets you know when it's right overhead. I think it's called iss live now.

A universe in motion seen from the International Space Station during a night pass over Earth.

(@ wonderofscience on Twitter)

Timelapse created from images courtesy of the Earth Science and Remote Sensing Unit, NASA Johnson Space Center(ISS061-E-110520-111341 eol.jsc.nasa.gov).

Moon and Sun x DaycareWorker! Reader Headcannons

Gender Neutral since I wanted to keep this open for anyone.

🌜🌞 100% respects your pronouns. They asked the first time they met you.

🌞 Probably had a really deep respect for you when you first started working, and would show you where everything was (his glitter glue stash and the 67 cases of Fizzy Faz he stole from the kitchen) before the first wave of kids came in.

🌜 Saw you trip and fall face first on your first day over a ball that escaped the ball pit. He recorded it and will sometimes airdrop the video of it onto your company issued fazwatch.

🌞 You became real close friends by the end of your third day. He was the kind of friend that would always ask to see pictures of your pet and ask you to give the pet affection when you got home.

🌜 He probably saw you cleaning up after the kids completely wrecked the play area and started helping. He found a picture of you drawn by a kid and you both couldn't help but laugh at it. You probably started showing him memes after that.

🌜🌞 Both share thoughts about you. Thoughts that go from "It's nice how they help clean up after the kids" to "Have they always looked that cute when they put the kids to rest?"

🌜Wait what. Moon can't belive what he just thought. Was this apart of his programming? Did he loose a screw or was something damaged? He immediately debates on scheduling an appointment at parts and services.

🌞 Sun catches on though. Surprisingly the AI in the animatronics was very human like with growing personalities. As soon as he sends you off on your way home after your shift is over and the doors finally lock? Man is is full out RUNNING to talk to Chica to ask how he should proceed.

🌜🌞 Moon was in the back of their shared headspace absolutely mortified that Sun was spilling everything to Chica. AND WORSE! SHE WAS GIVING ADVICE BACK ON HOW TO INVITE YOU ON A DATE.

🌜As soon as Moon switches with Sun he immediately goes to hide in the ball pit and never come out. What if Chica just tells you. Or worse! Tells the children!

🌞 Sun is too busy planning on decorations for the "perfect atmosphere" as Chica called it. As soon as he's back in charge, its go time. He immediately runs to his room and starts mass cleaning, tossing every dirty thing through the tube into the hidden room, grabbing Christmas lights and taping them up with all the tape he could find. After testing a few things out he declared it perfect.

🌜🌞 By the time Friday morning had come around, their shared room looks like a galaxy of colored lights inside of a pillow fort. Sun is proud and Moon begins to help plan on what to do. By the time they're finished they hear the daycare doors open and see their favorite employee enter the employee area.

🌜 Moon shares his final plan with Sun and they both agree on the apparent genius idea. And then by the time they realize its only 30 minutes before the daycare closes.

" Oh whats that? You're finishing up? But there's glitter glue and snacks over here and I need a little help cleaning up so if you could just stay for a minute.." Yet, by the time you finished, Sun was panicking worrying that you were going to still leave. But just as you made it to the Daycare pickup doors, you heard the closing announcement and sighed.

You go back in and confront Sun and Moon about making you late. Sun admits it was his plan to get you to stay, but it was for a good reason. He tells you to go to the daycare theater and you do, a bit ticked off until you hear a click and a poster opens up to reveal a door with a pitch black hallway behind it, you take a step in and the daycare power goes out.

Knowing Moon is probably switching with Sun and would be out of it for a minute, you turn on your flashlight and make your way down the hallway where it leads to a tent like room. You're about ready to turn around and walk out when the room lights up in a rainbow of colors. You look around for a while marveling at the largest pillow fort you'd ever seen when you feel a tap on your shoulder and turn around to see Moon holding a bouquet of origami flowers. He gives them to you and mumbles an awkward apology about them not being real and suddenly it clicks.

"Moon, was all of that earlier your way of asking me on a date?" Moon stood still for a moment and you worried he was mad when all of a sudden, you could hear fans kicked on. Suddenly he fell over backwards into a pillow pile and you rushed forward to check and see if he had overheated his systems only to see Sun.

"Did Moon's system crash?" You asked a bit worried, helping the sunny animatronic out of the pillow pile. "Apparently. Also isn't this all really nice? We made it so we could both switch out to hang out with you since we bother really like you!"

🌜🌞 Moon came back out a few minutes later and properly asked you out for both of them. You said yes and sun swapped back in and pressed his faceplate again your forehead in what could be called a kiss.

🌞 Later that night Sun had already come up with a nickname for you that he deemed perfect. Sunshine was what he had decided.

🌜Moons' nickname for you would come a week later. Starlight,he had told you, because you always brighten my night.

🌜🌞 The night that you ended up locked in the building with them, you ended up making a pizza in the kitchen with Moon and carried it back to the daycare so you could all watch TV in the theater. Four S.T.A.F.F robots ended up watching with you three and when you started dosing off Sun carried you back to the pillow pile and Moon made sure no one disturbed you.

🌞🌜When you woke up it was around noon on Saturday and you sat up and saw Moon in sleep mode next to you. You wrote a little note to them as you grabbed all your stuff and headed home.

Thank you for such a nice date. Let me know if you want to go on another one. I'll see you both on Monday.<3

🌜🌞 Sun and Moon keep that note in their hatch and look at it whenever they miss you.

🌞🌜 They definitely talk to you about that other date.

100% trying to help OP and the sharks.

you've been salmonsharked reblog to salmonshark someone else

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