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If yes or used to please say in the tags whats it's name,what animal it is and how old it is"

You ever just look at a fictional man and just.... titty? Like.... gimme them pillows, please? Gibe. Hand them over, bby, the real world's been shit.

I'm starting to realize why people like milfs.

I'm starting to realize my taste in men is a lil bit....

uhhuhwhatsthebestwaytoputthis... a vampire ehUh :)

König with an S/O who dyes their hair

Man was walking past the bathroom when he sees the supplies on the sink, slowly turning to see the ever faithful dye shirt you wear.

There's at least two boxes on the counter, bleach and another color, and he can't help but chuckle, "Didn't you color it a month ago?"

You nod, trying to slowly close the door with your foot, and the Colonel stops it, stepping in behind you. He's still laughing as he picks up the box of color.

He makes fun of the woman on the front of the box, teasingly saying it didn't match her completion, yet he stays for a minute or two, always finding the stupid ways you make things work amusing.

You start on the bleach and he wanders off to another room of the house/apartment, and once you're done, and waiting for the bleach to set in, he checks up on you, bursting out laughing as the halfway done bleach makes you look like a carrot. Even as you throw the empty box at him, he's still laughing, teasing you for your bad aim as the box hit the wall.

Once the bleach is done and your hair is the perfect canvas to put the other dye on, he's back in the bathroom, helping you put the new color in, the color gloves too small for his big hands, having bought separate gloves for himself to help.

He looks at his handiwork when he's done, pressing a soft kiss to your shoulder, complementing the color on you.

When your hair is done, and you're laying on the bed together as the night ends, his fingers trail through the freshly dyed hair, it feeling soft on his rough fingers just like the last few times it was dyed.

It's days like this between the Colonel's missions and the times spent on base he enjoys, the close connections that make each goodbye worth coming back home to.

me, as i force a dollar bill into the self-checkout machine: thats right…..good boy……vore president washington

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Two years?! I’m in!

Color Synonyms

White

also: pale; blanched; sallow; pallid; waxen; spectral; translucent; albino; 

Grey

also: dust; stone; pepper;  

Black

also:  coal; slate; dusky; ebon; shadow; murky; 

Tan

also: flesh; khaki; cream; tawny; 

Brown

also:  henna; russet; sepia; chestnut; cocoa; drab; bronze; 

Red

also: terracotta ; rouge; carmine;  fire-engine; ruddy

Orange

also:  pumpkin ; rust ; 

Yellow

also: sunny; amber; saffron; hay; straw; platinum; 

Green

also: viridescent; grass; jade; forest; 

Blue

also: turquoise; cyan; ultramarine; royal; aqua; aquamarine;

Purple

also: berry;  amaranthine;

Pink

also: flushed; candy; cherry blossom; petal pink ; 

—– source: http://ingridsundberg.com/

—–additional synonyms added by me