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Monty x Security Guard! Reader Headcannons

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🐊 Flirted with you as soon as he met you.

🐊 Called you the most annoying 80s pet names when he first met you. Anywhere from Doll to Babe.

🐊 You started your shift in Monty Golf. Usually Monty is in his room doing whatever he wants. Or he's up on the catwalk doing his basic moody bitch act. That's what you were told.

🐊 However, he was waiting on the side of the stage waiting to torment Vanessa when she walked through the door.

🐊 Instead of the normal moody guard who'd send him back to his room, there was a newbie guard just looking around, and they were kinda fine looking too.

🐊 You were unaware of the large reptile animatronic heading your way as you headed to check all rooms before you go to the security office in your area.

🐊 He DEFINITELY walked up to you and just tossed his arm around your shoulders saying something like, "Whats a thing like you doing at a pizzaplex like this?"

🐊 Whatever he said made you snort at his cheesy pickup lines. "I work here, sir. I'm just a little bit lost."

🐊 Makes fun of you for loosing your way back to the main camera room, but leads you there anyways.

🐊 Kinda always stays close to your room and has startled you a few times by running to the room. You've slammed the door in his face a few times and laughed at the circumstances through the door with him.

🐊 His favorite thing to do is guess which camera feed you're viewing and pose in front of it. You've caught him in many ridiculous poses. Your favorite was him doing a draw me like one of your French girls but facing the other camera.

🐊 You've made memes of all of them and send them to him through the company fazwatch.

🐊 He found out about Vanny four months into your employment.

🐊 Absolutely made sure she was no where near you even if it put his programing on the line.

🐊 Sometimes just goes to your room to just be close to you.

🐊 You've gotten so close to the Gator, half the time you look around and find you're both touching and have been for a while.

🐊 Sometimes you've fallen asleep in your office and woken up to Monty sitting next to your chair practicing his bass quietly.

🐊 You've asked Monty why he does it. He wasn't able to answer, But you didn't look too far into it. To you it was just like a friendly thing.

🐊 You only look farther into it when another coworker brings up how odd it is for Monty to charge next to your security office and his request for it to be added into the office he had placed a week earlier.

🐊 You went to your shift as usual and talked to him.

🐊 He admitted to being attached to you in a way he couldn't describe for a while. He ended up telling you he liked you and didn't want to make your relationship weird.

🐊 It took you a while to get used to but, you ended up accepting his confession and agreeing that it was fine for his charging unit to be in the office.

🐊 He'd find little things in the pizzaplex to give you as little gifts. Sometimes he'd barter a signed plushie for someone's stuff just cause he thinks you'd like it.

🐊 Expect during working shifts to just be picked up and set on his lap so he could watch what you're doing (or power off for a small bit to save battery.) Probably compares you to a cat cause you're small and warm.

🐊 He's gotten a bean bag chair for you to sit on in the office. He enjoys it because its big enough for him to sit on and hold on to you if you fall asleep.

🐊 Takes you on small mini golf dates. He teaches you how to play. Its up to you if you get competitive or not. Most of the time he likes seeing your face subconsciously scrunch up as you try to time the ball hit properly.

🐊 Hes made small comments that he wishes he could go on dates with you outside of the pizzaplex.

🐊 Has crow brain when it comes to getting you gifts. If its shiny you should like it. Presents it to you as soon as he can.

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Moon

🌜 Moon was the fifth and final animatornic to be corrupted. His other half ended up barely avoiding the corruption.

🌜 Moons favorite thing to do was when it was naptime, he would find the children that couldn't sleep and sing them lullabies.

🌜 Moon never trusted Vanessa. She wasn't allowed in the daycare after Moon noticed something was off about her file.

🌜 Moon has seen Vanny. He knew of her existence before he became corrupted. He made sure kids were handed off to their parents directly at the pick up.

🌜Moon would visit Music Man in the middle of the night. Music Man would play bangers and Moon would talk about a the kids.

🌜 Sun had been taken down stairs to be "fixed up". He had followed willingly at the time despite Moons protests.

🌜 Because of how dark it is in parts and service, Moon was swapped out instead of Sun. Thinking it was going to be routine check up he sat down.

🌜As soon as the virus was inserted Moon push Sun to go to sleep for the hour.

🌜 Knowing the virus was very contagion to their AI, Moon tried his hardest to make sure he hardly came out. He requested to management that naptime be canceled until matinence could run through.

🌜 Moon was corrupted only a week before the events of the game.

🌜 After being fixed Moon and Sun both agreed to let Gregory back in the daycare if he wanted.

🌜Moon remembered everything, including who gave him the virus. He has been given permission to patrol around the building at night looking for who did it so he could turn them into management in the morning.

🌜 Fixed Moon also requests for management that a third security guard be added to the day care just in case children are left in the building after hours.

Sun

🌞 While sun was meant to be corrupted, he wasn't. In parts and services, when the virus was being uploaded into Moon, Moon pushed Suns program into fully shutting off so no data would be downloaded.

🌞 Sun woke up a few hours later in the main atrium. Not knowing anything was wrong, he went back to daycare and stayed there.

🌞 Sun reconnected with Moons AI the following day, noticing how Moon was getting slightly more hostile towards children.

🌞 Sun was aware the day that Moon scared little kids. He's afraid of what might happen if Moon is out and about again.

🌞 Sun seconds Moon's request for further maintenance and for no more nap time.

🌞 Sun most definitely kept tabs on all animatronics after hours.

🌞 Plays the Balloon Boy game in his room instead of cleaning his room like staff asks. (Moon ends up having to clean it. And for fair measure, he ends up beating suns score for making him do the hard work.)

🌞 When the animatronics are fixed and the pizzaplex opens up again, Sun does field trips around the Plex, taking kids to shows and opening the entrance to pirate cove once more. (He can't wait for foxy to come back.)

🌞 If the daycare got a new security guard for night time, 100% Sun would give them the orange peanut butter crackers and hot chocolate or something along that line.

Music Man

🎧 Music Man annoyed the shit outta Vanessa.

🎧 If someone would have seen it from Vanessa's point of view, Music Man was the main antagonist. After the mini prototypes broke out, they'd follow her from the vents playing the most annoying songs. But why would they do that? Oh music man had bluetooth casting all over the building and the little ones were nothing but speakers.

🎧 I like to imagine Gregory knew where Vanessa was due to the mini bots just playing Kitchen Gun or Gay Frogs from the vents by her.

🎧 Mini Music Men in the vents probably only attack Gregory because they can't go where they need to so they could torture Vanessa.

🎧 While Music Man chases Gregory during the arcade power outage its only because he was a bit cranky due to being woken up and his morning tunes weren't working.

🎧 Once Gregory flips the final switch, Music Man goes back and then puts his tunes on. Gregory expects the kids version of the songs, but since its after hours, immediately starts playing Squidward Nose.

🎧 Probably handed out glowsticks to Gregory after he reset the power in the arcade.

🎧 If Freddy was there in the arcade with Gregory, Music Man would have been told to change the music since there WAS a child present and NO Gregory can't listen to that what if when he got home his parents sued the Pizzaplex.

🎧 Probably has a favorite Security Guard that he just goes on their spotify to blast their music from his booth.

🎧 The only times hes played appropriate music was when Sun and Moon were there with kids and during open hours. After hours his arcade basically turns into the hottest club in the Pizzaplex.

Vanessa/Vanny

🔦 Vanessa isn't aware of Vanny. Vanny is an alter in Vanessa's headspace that takes over way more than it should. Vanessa just thinks she has a lousy memory.

🐰 Vanny just started showing up to the Pizzaplex after she sent a fake email saying that Vanessa was recommended by higher ups. Corporate and Managers don't know who Vanessa is but one of them had to send the email right?

🔦 Vanessa thinks she got the job legitimately so she tries her hardest to make everything perfect.

🐰 Vanny had been expirementing with her virus at other locations before going to the Pizzaplex, her first target was going to be Foxy but he was out for repairs so she went with the second best option, Bonnie.

🔦 Vanessa has no clue who talked to Bonnie and has noticed there's secret areas in the Pizzaplex and thinks someones yet again attempting to live in the Pizzaplex like when someone was playing all the games and ended up living in Sun and Moons room.

🐰 Vanny was planning on corrupting all animatronics but Gregory came into the building before she was able to.

🔦 Vanessa has no idea who this white bunny is on screen and thinks she's always right behind the intruder not knowing its her other half.

🐰 Vanny ends up disappearing after Gregory plays the princess quest games. He has to then explain to Vanessa that Vanny is her.

🔦 Vanessa ends up getting therapy and finding out about the lower levels from Gregory, cuts the power going down there and leaves both the molten animatronics and Burntrap down there.

🔦 Vanessa remains a security guard and actually earns her place at the Pizzaplex. Gregory and her actually go and hang out sometimes and talk about that night. (She ends up getting him an internship there when he's a bit older.)

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