***I'M WHEEZING***
I still can't believe that when you search "military kink" on google the first image that comes up is of Sherlock Holmes.
Tony: So… what's it like being married to Bucky?
Steve: Once, I asked him for a glass of water while he was pissed at me, and he brought me a glass full of ice and said 'wait'.
When you finish reading a really long fic and don’t know what to do with yourself
Random pauses in supernatural is fricking amazing!! XD
Happy women's day to y'all lovelies out there!!
Happy international women’s day!
Stephen: what vegetables do you want for dinner tonight?
Harley: Tomato
Peter: haha well Tomato's a fruit so-
Harley: I hate to break this to you but- nothing's a vegetable. Vegetable is just a term that means you can eat it. In botany, nothing's a vegetable. So yeah, a tomato's a berry, but a carrot is just a root. A- and potato's just a tuber. And like- cucumber is just a melon.
Harley: Melons are fruits, in other ways. You're not going to put it in your fruit salad, though. You're not going to put tomato in your fruit salad.
Peter:
Harley: broccoli? broccoli's a fucking flower, dude. We're eating a flower when we eat broccoli.
Peter:
Harley: Kale is just a leaf. So is lettuce.
Peter:
Harley: nothing's a vegetable. vegetables don't exist.
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