Kentucky Fried Christ. I Hold A Chicken By The Neck. He Died For My Sinful Gluttony; I Tear At Him With
Kentucky Fried Christ. I hold a chicken by the neck. He died for my sinful gluttony; I tear at him with my dull human teeth and drink his chemical blood, I thank him through mouthfuls of greasy skin for his perfect sacrifice. I kneel at the altar of spices and profits and secrets for eight hours every day, because the customer is all seeing, all knowing, and all loving, and I will be cast into hell for sinful sloth. Finger Licking God. I hold Christ by the neck. I tear at him with my bloodstained beak, and Colonel Sanders gives me a knowing smile. There will be no heaven for children of the Colonel. Thank you for choosing KFC and have a wonderful day!
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