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even more ideas that should have gone into the school for good and evil book!

Morgan le Fay popping up in like the first book just randomly while Tedros is in class probably during a lesson she doesn't like but other times she was bored, to annoy the teacher and make sure no one learns anything that day

Chivalry teacher ”a Prince should always merry a Princess an-’

Morgana in the back row “BORING!!!!” 

Teacher “Excuse me we ar-”

M pushing him out of the way “your excused. any way how about I teach them something that they actually need to know. Like tax evasion or arson.... OH! and how to start a violent uprising to over throw the current government and establish a dictatorship!”

Teacher “EVERS DONT START DICTATORSHIPS!!!!”

M “right I forgot you call them kings to make yourself feel better”

or what about Arthurs other knights like sir Dinadan the prankster and Asexual icon

Tedros crying about how Agatha is gone and how he will get revenge on Sophie for stealing her

Sir Dinadan who came to check on him “or hear me out I teach you to play the harp. op you are crying more, there there. whispers to Chadwick *I do not get why people cry over this stuff I mean how well did he actually know this girl, id get it if they were best friends or something but from what he tells me he only really knew her for like what a week? I mean he has been crying for three days.*”

I have absolutely no bases for this but My personal head cannon for assassin's Creed Valhalla is that Eivor's Raven Synin is actually a trash bird. Like instead of being super helpful and a good raven it instead acts like a angry toddler. I just imagine this Eivor has confronted a order of the ancients (I haven't finished the game yet) And just before they stabs them they here Synin trying to eat something shiny and then it's just.

Eivor: it's time to die.

Synin:*choking on a shiny coin or object that they tried to eat*

Eivor: NO NO NO NO! BAD BIRD!! SPIT IT OUT!!! SPIT IT OUT!!!!!!!!!

Bad guy: so should I go or do you need help?*dies from being stabbed by a throwing axe*

I just finished all of the Stormlight archive(except edgedancer and waiting for WAT) and I am obsessed! I do wish we got more info about the Nightwatcher as even the small glimpse of her we get are pure gold. She reminds me of the feyfolk from Ireland, Scotland, and whales in the best most unhinged way. I do however hope a couple things I want to happen with her.

A little context: I head cannon the three bondsmith Spren as storm father is the eldest brother and a brooding teenager 15 or 16, the Nightwatcher is like an insane 12 year old(think of a older lilo mixed with Matilda), and the sibling is the baby of the family who is like 6 or 7

Her bondsmith should be a singer.

If it’s someone we know than Vai, I know she’s young but I feel like together her and the night watcher could be schoolyard besties as in my head cannon they would be functional the same age, with Kaladin describing Vai as 7 in oathbringer it’s safe to assume with the singers faster aging she would be around 10 post time skip.

Also it could provide some character moments for kaladin and Vai, with her being an orphan and separated from everyone she knew Vai could blame kaladin for leaving and inadvertently causing her to be left alone, should ultimately come to terms with the fact that kaladin probably would have been killed by the fused and that he was not responsible for the way the fused punished Vai’s people, it could end with her forgiving him in some small way and perhaps swearing an ideal because of it.

Kaladin would also have to atone for his part, it could also tie into Kaladin’s therapy arch by helping Vai with her grief and perhaps helping her find a new family with the listeners or even becoming her new family.

and it connects to the themes of the cycle of revenge and Vai and kaladin would go through an arch of breaking the beginnings of a cycle of revenge in order to prepare for the bigger cycles that are connected to the conflict.

Another compelling option is someone we don’t know, maybe a family member of a known singer or listener like if Rlain had a sibling or one of Venli’s new listeners. A Iriali or Riran singer might be fun

I am also cautious about how the other two bondsmith surges work

as the surge Adhesion is only of Honor and the nightwatcher is of cultivation, the Nightwatcher could have a cultivation only version or substitute surge with it perhaps focusing on physical bonds, but I don’t know how that would work

And this is just a personal preference the stone theme we see from our only bondsmith just feels wrong

Overall the Nightwatcher’s bondsmith should help them avoid making a new oath pact. As reforging the oath pact just perpetuates the cycle of abuse and revenge that causes this war. And the books are ultimately about breaking that cycle and growing beyond them. A singer would make perfect sense for the Nightwatcher in this regard.

Small side tangent would be Vai’s mother being found/introduced, it also could be cool if she became a wind runner and her story could show how the elites of society pit the lower classes against each other and how the common human are not the singer’s enemies but those who enslaved and abused them (in this example the rich lighteyes). Also she could be extremely protective over Vai(the reason she wouldn’t be a will shaper) and perhaps her third or fourth ideal is about her balancing her job of protecting while avoiding controlling the people she wants to protect. Something like “I will strive to protect without force or control” or “I will protect all who need it, even if some have hurt me”. I will add more in another post

I wish that I could consistently write things about my au ideas because my brain is just absolutely full of aus an ocs for just about every hyper fixation I have ever had and I just want to get them out! Yes some of them are trash(ok maybe most of them) but I'm legitimately proud of some like molly, I feel like molly is a good one if a bit boring. And now Im re-working my Celtic gods au story since I realized that if I read it on ao3 I would find It boring and uninteresting.

I have some very important headcanons about sge and I need to get them out now.

So you know how Wendy darling Is horts mom. No well she is, and I find that really interesting especially since horts dad was a part of hooks crew and after hooks death was second in command and Peter Pan is credited with killing horts dad, his name is apparently George scourie, although George is Wendy’s dads name so I don’t think that is right so I’m renaming him Will. Now i think that some how after there fairytale Wendy took over hooks ship and became the new captain introducing real historical piracy instead of hooks dictator style. Wendy and Peter become enemies and Will is her second(first mate). So when Wendy can’t return to neverland Peter kills her husband. Wendy ends up separated from the people she loves and because I love drama she is pregnant with her and George’s second child.

First some math. The story is roughly set around 1904 but I’m saying it’s 1906 and Wendy is 13 same as Peter, when we see Peter in the books I interpret him to be around 50 years old. So we will say that 40 years have passed, this means that for Wendy it’s 1946 the year after ww2 when she finally makes it back.

So timeline, in 1906 the Peter Pan story takes place, after the story Wendy and her brothers travel between their world and Neverland.

1909: Wendy gets really mad at Peter and storms off meeting Will(scourie) the newest member of hooks crew(he’s one year older than Wendy) they don’t start a romance but become fast friends. They teach each other things like Scourie teaches Wendy how to fight and everything about being a pirate and ships. Wendy teaches Scourie math and philosophy (as those are his favorite) as well as the history of pirates in her world. This also starts Wendy putting into question the whole concept of Evers and Nevers and confronting both her own bies in her world and neverland, as well as finding and understanding the failings of the system.

1911:on the day Wendy and Scourie finally get together Peter finds out about Wendy and Scourie and because this Peter is a incel he decides that in the middle of a fight with Captain Hook in order to distract hook he exposes them. Hook is enraged by this and goes to kill Scourie but Wendy jumps in and duels hook and actually ends up killing him. Because Wendy killed hook she becomes the new captain of the jolly Rodger. Peter initially starts talking to Wendy about how he knew she could do it and trying to manipulate her into coming back and dumping Scourie and how she should’ve never been with him because she’s an ever and he’s a never. But Wendy doesn’t believe in that and she has seen that the divide between Evers and Nevers isn’t real and is steeped in classism and corrupt ideas. While Peter was talking Wendy was frozen almost unable to speak but her brothers come over and snap her out of the trance and both back her up when she accepts being captain and takes control of her crew and ship chasing Peter off the ship.

1917: Wendy gets a new quartermaster named Sasha

1920: Mr. Smee retires and Scourie becomes Wendy’s first mate and John becomes the doctor. In there home world John was a medic during ww1

1922: Michael went to culinary school and is a chef back home and the cook on the ship.

1925: Wendy and Scourie get married Michael is the maid of honor and John and another crew member named Bonnie are brides maids, Sasha officiates.

1930: threw out all of this Peter has been fighting Wendy and her crew off and on threw out the years and falsely blames them for him aging. Hort is born named Horace “Hort” George Scourie Darling. Hort doesn’t know his full name just the nickname since his dad died when he was young and Scourie was really depressed after Wendy was taken and had a hard time talking about her, Hort was to young to remember this and was left to assume a lot of things about his mom.

1933: Wendy when pregnant with her second baby she and her brothers are forced to return home due to a curse Peter had someone put on them. She names her daughter Willa Mary Scourie darling.

1937:Scourie is killed by Peter and hort is taken in by Sasha until he goes to school, Sasha isn’t very motherly.

1946: during the last ever after Morgan le fey crashes the meeting at Guinevere and Lancelot’s place with her daughter and ends up getting frustrated with some of the fairy tale heroes that are there. So she decides to bring her own, Alice (who never left wonderland and had also traveled through time when she first fell into wonderland is age 18), the Gerda and kai from the original snow queen (in their early 50s and happy together), and the darling family. Later on Clara from the nutcracker shows up but that’s for another post. Wendy notices hort first and starts hugging him and it’s a very tearful reunion until she calls him Horace and he gets confused for a second there. Sophie probably mention something about how the Wendy darling is horts mother and he never told her, while also questioning it because she in this part of the books isn’t able to understand how a hero like Wendy could be married to horts pirate father, just wait till she finds out that Wendy is a pirate captain.

Willa is also confused as while she knew she had a dad and brother she just assumed both were dead. And when Wendy starts looking for and asking about Scourie she finds out that Peter killed him and is devastated. With terrible timing Peter walks into the room and Wendy attacks him crying about her husband. Both Morgan and Merlin have to restrain her and Michael(who ready to help his sister torture and/or kill Peter, John was planning the escape plan and how get away with the murder). The three darlings swear not to fight Peter until after they save the world.

During the pair-up’s instead of pairing up with hort her son she helps lance with Tedros since she is an amazing leader. Michael ends up with dot and red also bonding over similar tastes in men and starts swapping recipes with red. John and Kai end up talking to Guinevere, Gerda pairs with hort and Peter and teaches hort some detective skills. Alice joins Cinderella and Agatha but keeps giving advice in riddles which Agatha finds confusing.

A small side tangent the snow queen is not working with Rafal as Gerda and Kai don’t defeat or confront her she just leaves Kai to die because she got bored, she might show up in Camelot years head cannons.

None of Morgan’s hero’s went to the school for good and evil and most don’t fall into the traditional divide of ever and never. They join the final battle and afterwards Wendy and John are asked to teach at the school and Michael gets a job as cook. They accept so they can stay near hort.

That’s enough for now but I do want to add more to this.

5-minute oc! Victoria for Haikyuu

So I don’t feel obligated to stick to one hyper fixation I am writing this.

I haven’t seen Haikyuu since it left Netflix but I’ve had this idea for a long time.

Meet Victoria a 4’11” American exchange student living with her grandma and grandpa in Tokyo and goes to Nekoma High. Her mom told her to join a club and she randomly met the previous volleyball team manager that is now graduated, Victorias mom professionally played volleyball before retiring in her late 30’s, so she said why not and joined. On her first day she takes one look at the team, thinks there to fucking loud and decided to just do her manager duties with as little interaction as possible. So much so that only coach knows what she looks like, Kuroo and by extension Nobuyuki Kai and Kenma, only knows of her existence and nothing else. In contrast to most of the characters Victoria doesn’t particularly like volleyball and is kind of apathetic, stubborn, extremely sarcastic, and very straight and to the point. She was planning on continuing her ruse until graduation, until that overnight practice thing they did. Her grandpa found out about it and forced her to go. She stayed around the other managers and almost stabbed a couple players with a plastic knife. Afterwards though it’s safe to say that she can’t hide anymore and she will now be forced to use her vast bank of knowledge about volleyball, she just hopes they don’t find out who her mom is. But on the bright side she now has 14 easy targets to mock all the time.

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I’m re reading the hunger games right now so I drew Katniss in comfy clothes ☺️