The Thing They Dont Tell You About Listening To The Adventure Zone For The First Time Is That You'll

i am a firm believer that ocs are a reflection of the self in the way that every character you create has to hold some piece of you to really feel alive. sometimes this is why all your ocs have certain traits, sometimes this is why you can track your various issues and traumas all the way from middleschool to now based on what your ocs are like. this is a feature not a bug

“if the law is unjust it should be broken” applies to MANY THINGS but the migratory bird act and endangered species act ARE NOT ANY OF THOSE SUCH THINGS!!!!!!! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE USE YOUR HEAD

IMPORTANT!

It’s the no-internet dinosaur’s birthday!!

Turn off your internet! He has a hat!!

Handful of Trail Mix is your one stop solution to not passing out at 4pm. surely you cannot go wrong with Handful of Trail Mix when cooking or even using the microwave is unthinkable. handful of trail mix contains protein, carbohydrates, salt, fiber, sugar, and fat for all possible situations and challenges. handful of trail mix always tastes "okay". you are hiking your own Appalachian trail every day forgetting stuff in the other room eighty times before you can switch tasks why not try Handful of Trail Mix today and avoid breaking down your own muscle tissue for energy for another few hours

She was silenced by the blare of the recorded trumpets through invisible overhead speakers. She ducked at the sound, eyes widening, as the short melody faded. At the last trill of the horns, a majestic voice boomed through the ball room.

"Please welcome to the 126th Annual Ball of the Eastern Commonwealth, a personal guest of His Imperial Majesty: Linh Cinder of New Beijing."

I don't like this that much

When it comes to wearing eclectic loose fitting androgynous clothing, grandmas and wizards are undefeated.

"INVISIBLE"

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grits my teeth. they dont have to be parent and child they can literally just be friends..... they're literally both full adults. they can literally be friends. please. please stop nuclear family beaming them plea

Wild boars ❤️🐽