Happy Plagueiversary

the very thesis of stede bonnet (twitter) [ID in ALT]

Stede Bonnet + smiling

like stede would a million percent accidentally wander into fae land while flower picking he would just be a sweet little duck picking sweet little flowers and see a mushroom ring and think oh! how enchanting! and just fully frolic into it

and then just skip face first into unseelie king ed and offer him a fucking dandelion or something

and when fae king ed is like ur in my domain lovely human i’ll never let you leave he’s kinda dumb struck when stede is like okie dokie friend btw that is a fine silk robe u have…

girl what's wrong? are you experiencing the sylvia plath fig tree in your head again?

The literal kicker at the end is when Blackbeard moves his leather-booted foot to touch Stede’s. Waititi came up with the now-beloved moment, Jenkins says. “I knew I wanted that song, I knew which beats I wanted where. But that little improvised foot touch is like a release valve or something that helps that already fantastic sequence work. It punctuates it in such a good way. It’s so sweet.” | Los Angeles Times

all video games should be dressup games. if you can't put your guy in a little outfit what's the point

Geralt: never yell into a Collander

Jaskier: ???

Geralt: you'll strain your voice

Jaskier: 😑

A person in 2 months can make you feel what a person in 2 years couldn’t. Time means nothing, character does.