Ehhhhhhhhhhs-blog - I Am Trash

have u ever met someone so terrible that it makes u a better person like u learn from mistakes that you haven’t even made purely from observing them, thank you for being so obnoxiously terrible, please don’t ever interact with me again

/heck this was supposed to be anonymous oh well/

This is a neat hug pile 20/10 hug pile +fully in the pile+

Yes! Another one!

-Mod Ana

About a week ago I posted this.

I’ve been getting horrible messages like this in my ask for months, including:

and my personal favorite

After getting the message saying “Just go kill yourself” I was completely done dealing with this person’s horrible messages and replied with just an “Okay.” and logged off tumblr.

About a week later I logged back on with 17 messages in my ask, most of them from the anon. I scrolled down and at first when I logged off, the anon messaged me things like

I scrolled up more and all of a sudden they started sending me more and more messages like

This was extremely surprising to me. I thought “After all those horrible messages you sent to me for MONTHS about hating me and wanting me dead, you say ‘sorry’ and that you ‘cant be responsible for someone’s suicide’?”

But I guess the lesson goes like this:

DONT TELL ANYONE TO KILL THEMSELVES UNLESS YOU ARE PREPARED FOR WHAT MIGHT ACTUALLY HAPPEN

I’m about to have a fun afternoon.

So my trainer’s bf cheated on her. She broke up with him. He’s holding her stuff hostage until she agrees to talk with him. Which she refuses.

She trains; for free mind you; three college linebackers, a college wrestler, two martial artists, a body builder, and… wait for it…. a Navy seal. We’re gonna go get her shit for her.

This should make for an interesting story.

LIE! as a person from Florida I can debunk that! We can touch them! But if we touch too many at once THEN we'll die of hypothermia! please inform yourself before posting please

FACT:

people from florida and southern california cant touch ice cubes with bare hands because they will die of hypothermia

“i wish pokemon were real!”

beedrill is three feet tall

Boy one:I don't want to suck 20 dicks Boy two:what about being penetrated by 20 dicks?

"sir please help me I'm los-" +Uncomfortable movement away from the lost child+

There’s no reason for anyone over the age of 21 to be having a conversation with anyone under the age of 18

# WHOEVER MADE THIS IS GOING TO BE FUCKING TAKEN OUT BY THE GODDAMN KGB

The Russian Santa Claus in Siberia (The eastern part of Russia situated in Asia). He’s known as Ded Moroz. -Merry Xmas from Universal Beauty