I’m About To Have A Fun Afternoon.

person A: i hate you person B: wow, well, guess what? i hate you too person C [in a narrator voice]: they actually want to bone each other soooo bad

About a week ago I posted this.

I’ve been getting horrible messages like this in my ask for months, including:

and my personal favorite

After getting the message saying “Just go kill yourself” I was completely done dealing with this person’s horrible messages and replied with just an “Okay.” and logged off tumblr.

About a week later I logged back on with 17 messages in my ask, most of them from the anon. I scrolled down and at first when I logged off, the anon messaged me things like

I scrolled up more and all of a sudden they started sending me more and more messages like

This was extremely surprising to me. I thought “After all those horrible messages you sent to me for MONTHS about hating me and wanting me dead, you say ‘sorry’ and that you ‘cant be responsible for someone’s suicide’?”

But I guess the lesson goes like this:

DONT TELL ANYONE TO KILL THEMSELVES UNLESS YOU ARE PREPARED FOR WHAT MIGHT ACTUALLY HAPPEN

Denny's do you need help, sleep? Anything?

Why stop at spaghetti straps?

A COUPLE OF FACTS

Hawaiian pizza is not a thing that most people like in Hawaii (I personally think it’s fuckin disgusting)

Pineapples are South American (possibly Brazillian) not Hawaiian

Wearing a “Hawaiian” shirt to a party does not automatically make it a luau nor does it make you Hawaiian

There is a difference between “Hawaiian” shirts and Aloha shirts

Authentic Hawaiian lei are made out of actual flowers and not that fucking neon plastic shit you haoles keep wearing

Hawaiian is an actual race ethnicity, therefore not all people from Hawaii are Hawaiian.

Hula is a fucking hard thing to master. Just because it looks pretty doesn’t mean it’s easy.

Hawaii is an illegally overthrown country that had it’s sovereignty violently ripped away from it in 1893 when our queen was held captive in her own home.

There is so much more to Hawaiian culture than this stupid neon beach party pineapple grass skirt tiki bullshit that you all keep spreading around. 

Please stop.

OTParty

Person A and B sneak into a party/club.

Person A: I think that guard spotted us.

Person B: I don't think he did, you're probably just paranoid.

--10 seconds latter--

Person A and B being chased down by the same Guard

Person A: I told you!

Person B: shut up! I have an idea

*jumps up on the stage*

Person B: Hey everyone! *Points vaguely to back of room* Don't freak, but there's a guy with a gun!!

*crowd freaks out*

Person A: You're crazy!

Person B: No, I'm a genius! Now let's get out of here while the guards are busy!

This was posted like a minute ago and has 100+ notes jfc

Every day I keep breaking my record for staying alive.

There's over 9 million users on Tumblr now. Reblog if you're one of the few who's never EVER left anon hate in somebody's ask box.

Thou shalt always reblog

“Well, this certainly is a… strange dimension…”

Ford visiting your dash!

This post is why I live

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE