This Post Is Why I Live

Everyone needs a bit of bob Ross in their lives

“i’m sad and idk how to feel better”

“i don’t know what to draw”

“i always mess up”

“BUT I SUCK”

Denny's do you need help, sleep? Anything?

Why stop at spaghetti straps?

The Russian Santa Claus in Siberia (The eastern part of Russia situated in Asia). He’s known as Ded Moroz. -Merry Xmas from Universal Beauty 

# WHOEVER MADE THIS IS GOING TO BE FUCKING TAKEN OUT BY THE GODDAMN KGB

/fuck that was supposed to be anonymous-/

Cops:+SHOOTS A F**KING MISSILE+

//Hecky *puts up shield that looks like Phil Coulson’s except much bigger*

Gay confession/is it totally gay if I'm bi- eh who cares-/ I have a thing for noticing nice butts on other gals once I was talking to a friend while walking a lap in gym about how nice the booties on the gals in front of us were, they heard me, and another time I was running to class from lunch and a passed another gal while running with a nice booty and I literally said "nice butt!" I'm thankful she didn't hear me the/sorry for this being long/

I don’t understand the hype around butts but some butts are pretty nice to look at oops

Gay confession: before I realized my sexuality my sisters and my cousin used to joke around that I was gay but now I know and they don’t and when they joke about it it makes me really uncomfortable

(Confess something gay to me and I’ll confess something gay to you)

Reblog if you have an original story!

I’m not talking about fanfictions or AU’s based off of a video game/comic/TV series, I’m talking about a story with a world and characters that are YOURS and YOURS alone.

"sir please help me I'm los-" +Uncomfortable movement away from the lost child+

There’s no reason for anyone over the age of 21 to be having a conversation with anyone under the age of 18

Boy one:I don't want to suck 20 dicks Boy two:what about being penetrated by 20 dicks?

reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)