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"sir please help me I'm los-" +Uncomfortable movement away from the lost child+

There’s no reason for anyone over the age of 21 to be having a conversation with anyone under the age of 18

LIE! as a person from Florida I can debunk that! We can touch them! But if we touch too many at once THEN we'll die of hypothermia! please inform yourself before posting please

FACT:

people from florida and southern california cant touch ice cubes with bare hands because they will die of hypothermia

Lit fam.... I'm done

sincerly

so, yesterday in math my physics teacher interrupted the class by abruptly opening the door and standing there, looking at the math teacher and demanding a kiss. 

The whole class stopped and for once, payed attention on what was going on.

Then, the math teacher, a 6′3 tall man, adorably nicknamed Jesus, slowly walked to the other, grabbed both side of his face and GAVE HIM THE MOST TENDER KISS I’VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE .

AFTER THAT, THE PHYSICS TEACHER, A GRUMPY, SHORT, FOUR-TIMES DIVORCED AND OPENLY PARTICIPANT OF THE BLACK BLOC MOVEMENT FUCKING GIGGLED AND I SWEAR TO GOD I’M A SUPPORTING CHARACTER ON A GAY FANFIC.

I want silence from you. I don’t even want to hear you breathe. The only thing I want from you is to feel you writhing underneath me, with my fingers against your throat.

you people are welcome

-mod Black hat (who spent god knows how long on this)

OTParty

Person A and B sneak into a party/club.

Person A: I think that guard spotted us.

Person B: I don't think he did, you're probably just paranoid.

--10 seconds latter--

Person A and B being chased down by the same Guard

Person A: I told you!

Person B: shut up! I have an idea

*jumps up on the stage*

Person B: Hey everyone! *Points vaguely to back of room* Don't freak, but there's a guy with a gun!!

*crowd freaks out*

Person A: You're crazy!

Person B: No, I'm a genius! Now let's get out of here while the guards are busy!

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