Apollester In A Pink Kimono For @ukelele-boy Who Has Drawn Many An Apollo For Me

When dis image taken?

Never Forget the Reign of Terror waged against Muslims (and by extension, Sikhs profiled as being Muslim) in the nearly two decades following 9/11.

Colfer probably thinks he's the funniest guy in the world

yesss...

Hello, I've noticed a trend with your page. It looks like it also became five-mutha-fuckin-hargreeves page. So basically my question is, who are you really simping for at this point? XD

o_o

In all honesty, I don't know anymore.

My last brain cell was sadly whisked away yesterday as I screamed W H A T when my city went back into lockdown.

Maybe I'm following the wrong people because there isn't enough talk about Derek Chauvin getting convicted for killing George Floyd and the fact that not even an hour later, a 15 year old girl named Ma'Khia Bryant, who called the police because she was about to get jumped, was shot 4 times in the chest for holding a knife.

You'd think that since you have such platforms, you would show awareness for the situation. But of course, since it's not your people getting their lives taken for looking a certain way, it doesn't matter to you.

@artemis-fowl-incident-report​ thank you

"If you Simp for Artemis, you're not Simping. You're Simpletooning."

My Brain. Yes it is time in the morning. Yes, this is cursed. Will I apologise for any of that? NO!

If I made the Artemis Fowl movie. (Except it’s a tv show) Part 1

.(I suggest you read the title. It basically explains the whole thing)

Alright so episode 1 starts with a scene of Angeline and little Artemis (age 3 or 4) with Artemis’ favorite book from childhood. (We all know the one ;-;) They’re in Artemis’ bed and Angeline is yelling out to Artemis Sr.

Angeline: Timmy, get your but in here and read to your son!

Artemis Sr(You know what for convenience I’m just going to call him Timmy) Timmy: I’d love to darling, but I have some important business in the morning and I have to get some rest!

Angeline: Oh come on Timmy, you always have business!

Timmy enters the room with a sigh.

Timmy: Don’t pretend you're such a faithful bedtime reader yourself dear.

Angeline: Oh just sit down!

Angeline shifts in the bed to let Timmy lay down next to Artemis. Timmy makes an awkward noise as he tries to lay down next to Angeline instead. Angeline makes a face and shifts again and moves the opposite direction, nearly pushing Artemis off the bed to ensure that her husband has plenty of room. 

They read the story and Artemis Sr talks about how he would get the gold and makes a comment about doing it at midnight. they both leave after the story. Artemis squints through his bedside window at a hill that he thinks would have been the perfect spot for a fairy to hide. 

Then the camera is on face again his gaze is lifted where it stays. We see the passing of time  by the shadow of the moon on his face and after what is shown to be a long time he gets up. Artemis goes to the window to look at the moon overhead, showing that was what he was looking at the whole night. Then back down at the hill before leaving and the room. As he leaves the camera pans up and to the side, revealing a analog clock showing it to be 12:00 am.

Camera transitions to Artemis creeping down the stairs. Being completely silent. (Him being silently when he walks is mentioned multiple times in the first book so I thought that would let him get past butler) He pasts Butler rooms and down to the front door. What blocks blocks his way outside is a key pad. A keypad installed because, with Artemis in the house his parents realised they had to get security inside as well outside.

Artemis pulls out a flashlight he got off screen and shines first through the crack in the door. The camera follows the flash light revealing the picturesque land outside. The bright green grass illuminated faintly by the slowly rising sun.

Then the camera pulls back into the manor, the dark colour pallette in stark contrast to the colours outside. The only light that leaks in is from the outside.

Artemis shines the flashlight at the keypad. With a a small smile he keys in the code. Referencing the wear down on specific numbers. The lock clicks and he leaves. He starts walking to the hill the camera showing the sun rise igniting everything in colours resembling flames. The camera focuses on the momentary tracks Artemis’ feet put in the grass.The light not illuminating the indents when pushed in, but the grass soon pops up to glow once more. 

Artemis almost makes it to the hill before Angeline, Butler, and Timmy catch up to him.

Angeline: Arty, what are you doing out of your bed!?

Artemis: I’m looking for a fairy.

Angeline: Really? Like in the story? Oh Timmy’s that’s so cute! Were you looking for the fairy? Did you want to play with it?

Timmy: Yes Angeline that is quite adorable. But, Artemis you shouldn’t go running off in the night like that! Also Artemis, you do know fairies aren’t real right?

Artemis:I suppose I do now...

Timmy:Well that’s good. 

Timmy grins.

Timmy:Let me guess, you were really looking for the gold.

Angeline: Timmy! Of course not. Arty isn’t like that, he’s not all obsessed with gold like you! You were looking for the fairy. Weren’t you Arty?

Timmy: Nonsense, no  boy of mine would pass up the chance for gold! Right Artemis?

Artemis almost answers.

Butler:Madame, Sir i suggest that we should go inside now. It’s quite cold and I wouldn’t wish for anyone here to be compromised. 

Timmy nods. : I think Butler is right dear. We should go in.

Back in the manor. Artemis Sr looks at his watch. 

Artemis Sr: My, my, it’s that time already. Well I suppose there’s no time to go back to sleep hun. Not breakfast even!

Angeline: What? You’re leaving? Where are you going? Why didn’t tell me, tell us?

Artemis Sr: To Tokyo to meet Mr. Tanaka. I mentioned it last night, remember? 

Scene cuts a few minutes later as Butler is preparing breakfast with The Major (Because I kind of forgot he existed for a bit their lol). Artemis Sr rushes down the stairs, briefcase in hand. 

Artemis Sr: Alright see you honey!

He moves down the hallway then stops and motions Artemis to him.

Artemis Sr: Also Artemis I have something to tell you.

Artemis approaches and they continue down the hallway out of sight. Artemis Sr leans down to Face Artemis directly.

Artemis Sr: You know Artemis that you should never leave the house without telling us first.

Artemis nods.

Artemis Sr: Alright that’s good. Oh! And Artemis, you were out for the gold weren’t you?

Artemis smiles.

Artemis: Of course.

(I put this scene first instead of the monolog because you can’t really just do a straight up monolog like that in a television show. Well you can, but not well) So yeah, I’m trying to set some up some things here. I don’t know if you can tell, but I am. Also for those of you who like Artemis’ parents. Apologise, their not going to be painted in the best light here. (They weren’t great in the book ethier, but that’s another story) 

So that’s part one on my take of the Artemis Fowl, “Movie” :)

Based on this:

But, legitimately, teleporting frogs sound terrifying, you’re quite correct. 

This in your bed. 12:00 AM. You just had a midnight snack

I must ask, what is your opinion on, "THE FREAKING FROGS I am very scared that the gay frogs are going to come into my bed and be gay. "THE WATER IS TURNING THE FREAKING FROGS GAY" Like just sitting there like regular frogs that they are, it scares me. Stay in the creek! Stop with your gay teleporting I say! So, I must know your take on these teleporting gay frogs! (You asked for asks, I deliver XD)

TELEPORTING GAY FROGS SOUND TERRIFYING!!

AND NOT BECAUSE THEY ARE GAY!!

I can't imagine minding my own business and then I turn around and it's just HUNDREDS of gay frogs ribbiting at me!!!

I AM PROUD YOU HAVE COME OUT AND ARE PROUD OF YOUR ORIENTATION FROGS, THAT IS SUCH BRAVERY, BUT WHY ARE YOU PLAGUING MY HOUSE?!

hey guys. no easy way to say this but i got scammed out of literally all of my money today by someone impersonating a government official

they coerced me into cashing out everything i had to 'verify my accounts' after i was told that someone had opened several bank accounts and amazon accounts in my name

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Donate to Urgent Help to Rebuild After Scam, organized by Luke L

hi! so. in a hilarious (read: mortifying and stomach-dropping) twist, today i was scammed out… Luke L needs your support for Urgent Help to

i know times are rough for everyone right now and i feel humiliated having to ask for help again, but. idk what else to do