My Body Is Acephobic

My body is acephobic

it has a tantrum everytime i dont have a child

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4 years ago

What was supposed to be ID0L’s storyline

the story was supposed to play out 1 of 2 ways:

1: ID0L finds bf and gf having wandered backstage ID0L:hey! Your boyfriend, right? Your sister has told me so much about you and your singing endevors! Hey, We have room for a guest singer tonight, would you perhaps like to help? Your girlfriend will get a front row seat~. bf:beep ID0L:skebop! bf:beebop?? ID0L:scheboop! ID0L:Ok, Let's start with a warm up (W4rm Up) ID0L:Im so glad you've decided to help out with the show. Oh! We still need to get girlfriends' seat. bf:beep bop skedoop. ID0L:Well i suppose those speakers she brings everywhere placed on the stage would be considered a front row seat. Anyways! People are rolling in, let's sing! (Cut3y) ID0L:Phew! Your sister wasnt kidding, singing with you is a rush! Skeep be bop beep bo! bf:skeed be bopop. ID0L:Alright! Everyone ready yourselves for the show stopper! (ERr0r)

or 2 which is the first one except you cut out the background change and move the front row seat technicality to the first cutscene


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3 years ago
YOU Hates Terfs

YOU hates terfs

3 years ago

FUCK YOU DISNEY

Anyways, y’all better start saving your fave fanfics and fanart under the Disney labels cause it looks like they’re trying to curb fair use/fanworks and I’m sure there’s going to be mass panicked deletions even though it’s probably unnecessary cause AO3′s legal team will fight for us.

2 years ago

patryarchy:the ultimate theocracy

You make blackout poetry from your lord’s tongue.

When the waters rise you won’t be saved but left to run.

Al-Hawwiyah is waiting for those who are on the Foodchain’s top.

For we know the sin of forcing others to be like you will not stop.

Iblis and Satan pulled puppet strings to cause faith to be a battle ground.

Revolution, community strikes, singing like in a chorus, devout.

Hijabs and long skirts: symbols show that girls are being controlled.

Cutting one’s hair on the other hand: a statement, bold.

Don’t believe the purity culture of which you are told.

For that will only end with regret for when you are old.

Assuming that hell’s agents of so-called morality,

Or a botched D.I.Y abortion doesn’t end you early.

But do not worry, for this strife, Azreal will cut their souls out with a knife.

And jerk it out with such ferocity, that evil will depart from its dignity.

Metaphorical gold, cuffs their wrists as they promote patriarchy,

And no matter how much you try, they will deny the key.

Evangelicals pretend to fall then cry out oppression.

I doubt that they will ever learn their lesson.

We didn’t ask for their crosses, their stars or crescents,

And yet there are those who are to choke on these regardless.

The religion itself is not to blame,

It doesn’t matter the one you are about to name.

For the issue is that these women weren’t given the right to choose.

And now they are corpses, beaten black and blue.

Separation between church and state is a lie,

Get away with anything in the states with Andrew.25

In Islam, to the same effect, the Quran will work just fine.

And they will not see that they have long crossed this line.

Both countries are theocracies, the very same

Except only one has the guts, the sheer audacity

to acknowledge this fact by name.


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3 years ago

Insectaurs

the controversy on weather or not centaurs are insects leave out two things: centaurs do not have a exoskeleton, and the fact that the two beings that build up a centaur are mammals. Though i suppose since halflings do exist in these fantasy realms human builds can be put on anything so a 'insectaur' with no spine but a exoskeleton could possibly exist, in this essay I will


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3 years ago

4 am ramble time but omfg i need to get this off my chest.

yttd fans pleaseee stop being passive aggressive/outright disrespectful towards nankidai for having to push back the date of his livestream. he is ONE person working on this entirely for free. what he's doing is literally such a heavy task to bear and obviously he's going to be stressed out and exhausted from all of this hard work. he LITERALLY SAID debugging is becoming "mentally hard" in one of his latest tweets... if anything, i think he deserves to push back his streams - he, like everyone else, needs to put himself first

sooo many posts complaining abt him delaying his stream just come off as extremely entitled - again, nankidai is one person putting in all of this effort for yttd. even if he's been delaying his stream for months, it doesn't change that he's doing all of this alone and is evidently exhausted. it's ok to be upset abt him delaying his streams, bc beLIEVE ME i am too, but theres a fine line between being upset and being entitled. passive aggressively complaining abt his stream delays isn't going to make ch3-1b come out faster.

tldr yttd ppl please stop being so entitled abt nankidai delaying his streams and PLEASE be more grateful bc he's the Only person working on yttd

3 years ago

pizza pasta

i just tried making pizza pasta but since i didnt have regular cheese, i tried to use cheesesticks

it didnt work

the cheese went from stick, to puddle, to blob


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2 years ago

“TomiTomi may have no concept of genre in her mind, but this little artist consistently brings the feeling of “electronic decay” to her music. She samples soundbites from her surroundings, creating tracks that Tomi herself would describe as “crunchy”. And while some have taken to comparing her to the newly recovered DEDF1SH, you can ink assured that while their backgrounds may be similar, the results are incredibly distinct. Tomi’s tracks are harsher, they have more of a bite, they lack the smooth polish that DEDF1SH utilizes. All in all, either can scratch your brain. It simply comes down to how much you desire danceability or if you can vibe with Tomi’s gritty, directionless, atmospheric dives into the existential.” -Splatband magazine


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