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The Littlest Lamb
Once upon a time, There was a small lamb
They was always overshadowed by their older brothers and older sisters
One day her Mother gave her instructions to bring a basket of goodies to Grandma
"Stay on the path and beware of Stray dogs lurking"
The small lamb obeyed her mother's words for a short time but was soon distracted when seeing a field full of beautiful flowers.
Wanted to bring some to grandma the little sheep pick some of the flowers.
The lamb never noticed a bottle dropped out of the basket and spilled on the ground spilling red juice.
Worried about getting a scolding from her mother The Lamb quickly placed the bottle back in the basket and ran to grandma's house.
The Little Lamb's Grandma was delighted with the flowers, so she gave the lamb a key tied to a green ribbon
The Little Lamb went back home only to see a terrible sight
Her whole family was gobbled up, any remaining parts of their bodies was covered in a pool of their own blood.
The little Lamb cried but there was no one there to comfort her
The End.
The Phantom of Hip-Hop Terminology
Roid Steiner
This term is used to describe Koala Kong in Crash Bandicoot. This is a reference to allegations of pro wrestler, Scott Steiner, for steroid use. Of course we at Phantom, Inc. wouldn't think Big Poppa Pump was actually juicing, now.
Mini-Me
This is used to address N. Brio in Crash Bandicoot as such. Don't know why, but Phantom sees Brio as Dr. Evil's partner in crime. Maybe because of his height?
Crocodile Dundee
Sorry, Dingodile. We couldn't come up with a more original joke to call you Aussies.
Dr. Negro Cortex
This is what Phantom addresses Dr. Neo Cortex as in Crash Bandicoot. Now, this is clever joke. For those that don't know, "negro" was used as a word to label folk with dark skin in the United States in the early 20th century. Hence why "Negro League Baseball" existed in those times, for example.
LowTierGod
This is how Phantom sees Tiny Tiger from Crash Bandicoot. LowTierGod, also known as Dale Wilson, is a member of the FGC (Fighting Game Community) with a catalog of infamous moments documented throughout the Internet. One of the biggest being his scrawny lower body in contrast with buff torso, making him resemble that of Tiny Tiger's. The similarities are uncanny.
Bitch-Ass
This is what Phantom pejoratively calls Rilla Roo from Crash Bandicoot. This is based on YouTuber, DashieXP's, rivalry with Donkey Kong in various Nintendo games. It all started on Mario Kart 8 where Dashie had become Donkey's target nearly every race, leading to the label of "Donkey Bitch-Ass". With Phantom, it started on Crash Bash. Just by sight of him, he couldn't stand dealing with Rilla Roo with how tough the game is to play as he sees him as nothing more than a Dingodile wannabe.
Piece
What Phantom refers to the biggest pistol or one-handed firearm in a video game. For example, THIS:
You can't fuck wit deez legs.
Phantom's interjection towards a character that performs Taekwondo in a video game. Such as:
Hwoarang in Tekken
Juri Han in Street Fighter
Kim Kaphwan in Fatal Fury
House Niggas
What Phantom refers to the first set of enemies in Urban Reign. The origin of the term goes back to the times of the Transatlantic slave trade in the United States as it was used to address slaves that performed involuntary labor in their slave-owner's home. When referring to the first enemies in Urban Reign, Phantom sees them as pushovers compared to the Zaps, which are depicted as a much more intimidating gang. Not sure how this works as an insult, since those house slaves had a lighter skin tone, and some of those first enemies have darker skin. Guess he wanted to insult like the Angry Preacher.
Swole DMX
What Phantom refers to Napalm 99, one of the major bosses in Urban Reign. Napalm reminds Phantom of the late hip-hop artist, DMX, face-wise, with a much larger frame. You think those cats can handle the dog?
You got tha best shit.
How Phantom reacts to when a character is equipped with the most convenient paraphernalia in a game, especially when they specialize in using it. When the going gets tough, you gotta use what you have.
Brock Lesnar wit Mike Tyson's tattoo
How Phantom describes The Monster, Golem, in Urban Reign. This is self-explanatory: he looks like Brock Lesnar with a face tattoo similar to Mike Tyson's. Imagine someone with the prowlness of them both combined in real life...
Kazuma Kiryu's homies
What Phantom refers the Mushin-Kai in Urban Reign. Since they're basically yakuza, why not a Kiryu Kazuma reference?
Big Bitch
What Phantom addresses Alcina Dimitrescu as in Resident Evil: Village. She's a 9-foot tall giantess of domination. So tall, she'll make Shaqille O' Neal get into the fetal position at the sight of her.
Chucky's Side Bitch
This is what Phantom calls Angie, the doll of Donna Beneviento, in Resident Evil: Village. Got a question for you, Chucky: does Tiffany Valentine know anything about this?
Fish outta Water
How Phantom sees Salvatore Moreau in Resident Evil: Village. Poor guy just wanted some affection.
Homeless Magneto
What Phantom calls Karl Heisenberg in Resident Evil: Village. Humans have always been scum to mold-kind. No wonder why Heisenbergis so grumpy.
Queen of the Jesus Freaks
How Phantom describes Mother Miranda in Resident Evil: Village. Quite a god complex you got there, hon.
Spider-Man's Offsprings
What Phantom refers to any spider-like character he encounters in video games. Poor MJ. Those ovaries gotta be screaming in pain going through so much reproduction of those spiderlings.
How much Phantom do you watch?
If you even do, you're probably wondering what the hell he's talking about most of the time when he's live. Well, worry no more: Introducing the Phantom Terminology...soon. When I start writing it, it'll contain all the things Phantom said and their meanings. So the next time you watch a Phantom stream, you'll have a better understanding and enjoyment of the show.
My body is acephobic
it has a tantrum everytime i dont have a child