The Archivist Vs The Old Ass Man

Woah , my garage dog has arrived ,

Tumblr gets bored sometimes too ya know.

another crazy white boy

arcee: thats my boy

(airachnid kidnaps jack)

arcee: NO MY BOY

THE MOST POPULAR GIRLS IN SCHOOL STARTERS

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❝ Whatever, just no one feed that fucking thing after midnight. ❞

❝ You’re right, I would never hurt a fly. Because a fly is an innocent creature that never knowingly did anything to anybody. You, however, I would maim. ❞

❝ You bitches better watch the way you’re talking, because I’ve got NOOOOOO problem fucking your dads and breaking up your family. ❞

❝ I feel indifferent towards you. ❞

❝ God, I wanna fucking murder you. ❞

❝ Are you suggesting a-… how do you say… ménage à trois? ❞

❝ Please, keep going. I am loving this. You are so presh! ❞

❝ I asked you first. ❞

❝ I asked you second. ❞

❝ Have fun smelling my poops, bitches! ❞

❝ Is this going to take long? ‘Cuz I wanna finish telling you how much a bitch you are, but I got things to do today. ❞

❝ Um, lemme get some tater tots. Oh, and also a slice of pepperoni pizza, and also a basket of jalapeno poppers, and some chicken nuggets, a ketchup boat, three potato pancakes, a creamsicle, two quesadillas, a bread loaf, a side of Ranch, some Pixie Stix, taco salad, order of ribs… Aaaaaaaannndddd…. a diet coke. No, strawberry shake. No, diet coke… No. 𝘉𝘖𝘛𝘏. ❞ 

❝ I can’t think of a better person to get fat than you. ❞

❝ I would apologize, but I really don’t give a fuck. ❞

❝ You say potato, I say blow me. ❞

❝ Can I go eat now? ❞

❝ You’re the handjob girl, right? ❞

❝ ♪ It’s raining food, hallelujah, it’s raining food… ♪ ❞

❝ The answer to a question I never asked. ❞

❝ Would you like to see my breasts? ❞

❝ I will tell the whole school you eat dick burritos. ❞

❝ Is that crack? Is that what you smoke? You smoke crack? ❞ 

❝ Who the fuck let you in here? ❞

❝ The only true happiness comes in death. ❞

❝ I had my arms ripped off. ❞

❝ Goddammit Mom, did you really drag me out school just to find out that you’re a fatass? ❞

❝ You’re my rock. ❞

❝ And you’re my roll. ❞

❝ Your face is unfortunate, you sour-mouthed-slut. How do you even suck a dick through that mouth? With a straw? ❞

❝ Okay, if I wasn’t confused before I sure as FUCK am now. ❞

❝ I guess that makes me a fucking nun then. ❞

❝ Yep. I’m gay. ❞

❝ You were supposed to be watching the door! ❞

❝ C'mon man, I’m a pervert, not a fucking monster. ❞

❝ Jesus Christ! Is that a fucking gremlin? ❞

❝ Earlier, before I got here, I killed four men. ❞

*𝘤𝘢𝘯𝘢𝘥𝘪𝘢𝘯 𝘢𝘤𝘤𝘦𝘯𝘵* ❝ It’s aboot time.❞ 

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