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Maroon is ready to fling Miko to the ground, Jasper and Silver find the fact that this girl, who can barely fit in their hand, can absolutely bamboozle the hell out of Maroon, fricking hilarious.
Jasper, Maroon and Silver belong to me!
Long time coming - The TF Boys Club!
Enjoy the absolute chaos!
(Previous: TF Girls Club 1 2)
This sketch was waiting for me to clean it up since last summer, wow.
arcee: thats my boy
(airachnid kidnaps jack)
arcee: NO MY BOY
Oop (°~ °;)
Daily reminder that, while driving the giant driller, Jack almost got Bulkhead kicked out of the Cybertronian Repopulation Program.
Absurd and delightful scenario:
Smokescreen is taking the Team Prime kids out for a drive, to get them out of Ratchet's figurative hair and give the old boy some quiet time.
They spot a fundraiser carwash and the humans convince him to go through - they have cash and want to donate because it's for a cause they all really like (or something).
Before any of them can really see too much someone's thrown a bucket of sudsy water over the car, and suddenly BAM! There's a pair of very big honkers in a teeny tiny bikini top scrubbing the windshield.
Everyone is freaking out. Jack, Miko, and Raf are all screaming while the older two try to shield Rafs eyes. Smokescreen has no idea how to feel about this, he's panicking, feeling things he isn't sure he's supposed to feel. Is he into this? Does he have a fetish now? But simultaneously he's horrified because his charges are inside of him while all of this is going on and OH PRIMUS NOW THERES THREE PAIRS OF BOOBS?!?!
He is so embarrassed that he peels out of there as fast as he's able, uncaring that he is still covered in soap. The kids are still screaming, now being tossed around inside the car as he Tokyo-drifts it out of the parking lot.
As soon as they're back on the road everyone gets super quiet and awkward for a solid five minutes. Finally Smokescreen asks that they don't tell Optimus about this. They all agree. Another few minutes go by, Miko gets anxious and suggests turning on the radio. Smokescreen does so, but the station he lands on is playing the new Bruno Mars/Sexxy Red song, and it just so happens to be in the second verse at this point.
Titties on your forehead, titties on your chin. Titties on titties with my big titty friends.
The radio goes off again, and they drive the rest of the way back to base in silence.
*probable* tfp quotes:
Smokescreen - Where do human babies come from?
Miko - *grins ear to ear*
Jack - For the love of all things good, Miko, don't-
Miko - Who am I to deny a curious mind's hunger for knowledge?
*Miko waves him closer and Smokescreen bends down to listen to her whispered explanation*
Smokescreen - Wait WHAT?!
Jack - *facepalms*
Smokescreen (panicked) - So you...?
Miko - *nods*
Smokescreen - And then your body GROWS IT?!
Miko - *nods*
Smokescreen - .........Your femmes are like tiny gods!
Miko - Yes... yes we are.
Team Prime bebes...
A quick fanfic art cover for my story : And then there were four. Older Jack, Miko, Raf, and newest addition Theresa.
Its total crack, no seriousness involved whatsoever. But if you're into such ridiculousness, you should check it out. My handle on AO3 is ChaoticReverie
Been watching Trollhunters and I gotta say, Jim reminds me of Jack Darby from TFP. Mainly because of their (relatable) moms.
Also love Jim and Draal friendship development 🥹🥹 I am so glad I was rooting for Draal in the beginning because ya know, his anger was understandable (but him being a jerk wasn't an excuse tho)
June is me. (I gave up on colouring the last two panels) (the chokehold this ship had on me when I was younger as well as June and Ratchet)
Made another crossover
Story in the nutshell : Akaza trying to complete his redemption mission by helping alien robots protecting Earth and has his patience being tested.
You can find the fic in Ao3 : Redemption || KNY X TFP ||
Me??? Projecting on Optimus Prime????? Blasphemy. Could never happen, you're being ridiculous. More likely than you'd think.
Knockout saw the Autobot soon after he entered the parking lot, immediately recognizing the brand of vehicle form that he chose. Knockout slowly drove up next to the larger Autobot, complementing him in the only way he could. He shifted into his bipedal mode in surprise when the Autobot stayed silent for a moment before promptly transforming and throwing the automobile enthusiast through the museum window.
I wanted to try to make a comic without the use of words, and see if it could still convey the feeling I wished it would.
Of course, Transformers is my test subject.
The reason I wanted to try this was because I often see comics in other languages, and that's perfectly fine, I just wish I knew what it said. I wanted to see if I could make something that everyone would understand.
I like this Magnus. I really do, but even though he's very 'by-the-book', he kind of goes overboard with the whole 'respect' thing. Bulkhead says it's an honor to meet him and he just goes "mhm that's nice you forgot to call me SIR"
Not even a "Thank you."
To Build a Home - Cinematic Orchestra
At least she tried.
WELL THEN
I tried this 'In 20 Years' thing, and I decided to use Transformers Prime as a test subject. The humans turned out... okay.
The Transformers...
Well.
...
Starscream looks like a soldier with the American flag waving in the background.
Hide and Seek
Also known as 'Lukkan Micchi', which means the same thing.
Here's a little one-shot of Ratchet and the kids, which can take place almost anywhere before the episode 'Alpha, Omega'.
Ratchet was used to being alone while the other Autobots went into battle. He didn't always like being left behind, but he knew that someone had to stay and monitor the Ground Bridge.
Ratchet checked over everyone's life signals to determine if he would need to prepare the med bay for a severely injured Autobot, but they all seemed to be at peak condition. Ratchet pushed a few buttons beside the screens he was in front of, scowling. Even with a few Cybertronian upgrades, Earth technology was incredibly slow.
The medic turned away from the screens when he saw three children run into the room. He held back a growl of disdain and was about to return to monitor duty when he heard Rafael speak. "One... Two... Three... Four... Five..."
Rafael was standing against the wall with his eyes covered. Ratchet paused his work, watching as the child apparently counted things he wasn't even looking at. Miko and Jack quickly ran from their positions. Jack slid under the stairwell while Miko dashed up the steps. Miko looked around before quickly heading towards the couch and crouching behind it.
Ratchet observed the three humans, confused. Rafael spend a few more seconds counting. "Twenty-seven... Twenty-eight... Twenty-nine... Thirty! Ready or not, here I come!"
Rafael removed his hands from his eyes and glanced around. He walked over to the hallway before turning around and looking towards the exit. After a second, Rafael moved swiftly up the stairs and looked around again. Miko ducked lower behind the couch, covering her mouth and staying as silent as she could.
The fact that Miko was so quiet was what Ratchet found surprising. The medic raised an optic ridge. "Miko, what are you doing?"
Miko frantically put a finger to her lips in an effort to silence the Autobot, but it was too late. Rafael ran over to the couch and leaned over the back of it, smiling. "Found you!"
"Augh!" Miko sighed, exasperated. Rafael hopped off of the couch as Miko stood up and put a hand on her hip. "Ratchet, you ruined it!"
The confused expression remained on Ratchet's face. "Ruined what?"
Before Miko could respond, Rafael walked halfway down the stairs, peeking over the railing. His face brightened again. "Found you, Jack!"
Jack chuckled slightly before strolling out from under the stairs, putting his hands in his pockets. "I'm surprised you found Miko first. I wasn't in a very good hiding spot."
"Who's 'it' now?" Miko asked as she and Rafael walked to the bottom of the stairs. Miko crossed her arms. "It can't be me. Ratchet cheated."
"Cheated at what?" Ratchet's annoyance was clear in his voice, having asked more than once about what they were doing.
Rafael pushed his glasses up higher as he spoke. "Hide and Seek."
At Ratchet's blank face, Jack attempted to explain. "It's a game. People hide and then someone looks for them."
Ratchet mused that the game sounded similar to one of a scout's trainings, except probably without the use of weaponry. Not really knowing what to say, he turned back to the monitors and pressed a few spots on one of the screens. "Huh."
"'Huh'? That's it? Haven't you played 'Hide and Seek' before?" Miko said, staring up at the Autobot, because not knowing about such a popular children's game like 'Hide and Seek' must have been some sort of crime. "That's, like, the most normal game ever created."
"On Earth, perhaps," Ratchet replied, poking a few more times at the screens, a frown plastered on his face. The children realized after a few seconds that the medic wasn't going to continue, so they ended the conversation there.
Miko leaned against the railing. "So, who's 'it'?"
"You." Rafael smirked before running out of the room, Jack following close behind him.
Miko's eyes widened considerably. "What? That's not fair!"
Ratchet glanced away from the screens as Miko huffed and ran after the two boys. A few minutes later, Rafael peeked back around the corner. "Hey Ratchet, wanna play?"
The rest of the Autobots returned from their mission a little while later, with only scratches as proof that they were even in a fight. The Decepticon drones were dealt with rather swiftly, and the ones who survived promptly retreated once they realized they were outnumbered.
Optimus and Ratchet both stood near the monitors, giving Fowler the details of the Autobots latest battle. Bumblebee, Arcee and Bulkhead joined in on the game of 'Hide and Seek', though it took Miko's begging to convince them to play one game.
On the fourth game of 'Hide and Seek', Bulkhead was 'it'. His optics scanned around the room, trying to find everyone. After a minute of searching, Bulkhead looked towards the medic. "Hey, Ratchet, have you seen the kids?"
Ratchet raised an optic ridge, glancing at the former Wrecker for a moment before returning to what he was doing. "No, not for a while."
Bulkhead blinked, shrugging before turning and heading into another room. Ratchet paused his work again, looking down as Rafael peeked around Ratchet leg. Ratchet raised a finger to his mouth, shushing the child. Rafael smiled before hiding behind the medic again.