Miko Nakadai - Blog Posts

Maroon is ready to fling Miko to the ground, Jasper and Silver find the fact that this girl, who can barely fit in their hand, can absolutely bamboozle the hell out of Maroon, fricking hilarious.

Jasper, Maroon and Silver belong to me!

Some random sketches

The newest addition to the TF Girls Club!

(TF Girls Club >> Next New - TF Boys Club)

And so I decided to draw Sonya and Miko together, and they will be wearing the clothes of idols. exactly

Hatsuno miko - it will be Miko nakadai in clothes

Ruko yokune-it will be Sonya Reisei in clothes

And so I decided to draw Sonya and Miko together, and they will be wearing the clothes of idols. exactly

Hatsuno miko - it will be Miko nakadai in clothes

Ruko yokune-it will be Sonya Reisei in clothes

Extremely stupid ratchet comic

Absurd and delightful scenario:

Smokescreen is taking the Team Prime kids out for a drive, to get them out of Ratchet's figurative hair and give the old boy some quiet time.

They spot a fundraiser carwash and the humans convince him to go through - they have cash and want to donate because it's for a cause they all really like (or something).

Before any of them can really see too much someone's thrown a bucket of sudsy water over the car, and suddenly BAM! There's a pair of very big honkers in a teeny tiny bikini top scrubbing the windshield.

Everyone is freaking out. Jack, Miko, and Raf are all screaming while the older two try to shield Rafs eyes. Smokescreen has no idea how to feel about this, he's panicking, feeling things he isn't sure he's supposed to feel. Is he into this? Does he have a fetish now? But simultaneously he's horrified because his charges are inside of him while all of this is going on and OH PRIMUS NOW THERES THREE PAIRS OF BOOBS?!?!

He is so embarrassed that he peels out of there as fast as he's able, uncaring that he is still covered in soap. The kids are still screaming, now being tossed around inside the car as he Tokyo-drifts it out of the parking lot.

As soon as they're back on the road everyone gets super quiet and awkward for a solid five minutes. Finally Smokescreen asks that they don't tell Optimus about this. They all agree. Another few minutes go by, Miko gets anxious and suggests turning on the radio. Smokescreen does so, but the station he lands on is playing the new Bruno Mars/Sexxy Red song, and it just so happens to be in the second verse at this point.

Titties on your forehead, titties on your chin. Titties on titties with my big titty friends.

The radio goes off again, and they drive the rest of the way back to base in silence.

*probable* tfp quotes

Miko - *stomps to the couch and throws herself into it*

Bulkead - Everything alright?

Miko - Shit day.

Bulkhead - Oh, uhh... wanna go for a drive?

Miko - All good. I just need to listen to some nice, soothing music to cool off.

*she puts on headphones, the muffled sound of Bodies by Drowning Pool making its way to the audial receptors of every bot present*

Smokescreen (to Bulkhead) - And we're sure she's not a serial killer?

Bulkead - ..................yes.

*probable* tfp quotes:

Smokescreen - Where do human babies come from?

Miko - *grins ear to ear*

Jack - For the love of all things good, Miko, don't-

Miko - Who am I to deny a curious mind's hunger for knowledge?

*Miko waves him closer and Smokescreen bends down to listen to her whispered explanation*

Smokescreen - Wait WHAT?!

Jack - *facepalms*

Smokescreen (panicked) - So you...?

Miko - *nods*

Smokescreen - And then your body GROWS IT?!

Miko - *nods*

Smokescreen - .........Your femmes are like tiny gods!

Miko - Yes... yes we are.

Team Prime bebes...

A quick fanfic art cover for my story : And then there were four. Older Jack, Miko, Raf, and newest addition Theresa.

Its total crack, no seriousness involved whatsoever. But if you're into such ridiculousness, you should check it out. My handle on AO3 is ChaoticReverie

LIVE MIKO REACTION❗❗

I wanna a Transformers fic with Miko successfully making the Autobots using gen Z slang

Made another crossover

Story in the nutshell : Akaza trying to complete his redemption mission by helping alien robots protecting Earth and has his patience being tested.

You can find the fic in Ao3 : Redemption || KNY X TFP ||

"Someday everything will be like before..."

What would happen if some crazy person screwed people up, creating robots out of them and implanting dark energon into them? Well, that's about it...

This is exactly what I need in life.

Momma hen Ratchet is best Ratchet.

Ratchet doesn’t like Miko the most out of the human children, which just translates to he worries about her the most out of the human children. And despite drawing Optimus Prime like, all the time. I still need so much practice with him. The Transformers: Prime version is just very difficult for me to draw some reason. Also,

Ratchet: “I don’t like the human children. They are all very annoying, especially Miko, I don’t understand how Bulkhead can tolerate her.”

Also Ratchet:

[A Claw Machine]

This comic was really fun (and hard) to draw and i really like how it turned out.

Me??? Projecting on Optimus Prime????? Blasphemy. Could never happen, you're being ridiculous. More likely than you'd think.

You know those "I am not a robot" tests that some websites require? Well the autobots sure didn't. Ratchet is the first to find out. He's just doing some regular every-day stuff on the monitor (definitely not googling something one of the kids said because he didn't understand it even a little bit, shut up Miko), and suddenly this page full of jibberish pops up along with the little, "I'm not a robot" box. Naturally, Ratchet masks his confusion with pure rage, because how is he supposed to use this garbage earth technology when every resource requires him to copy down a word that isn't even there because it's literally just scribbles?????? After he learns what it is, he'll just angrily ask Raf to fill it in for him, though he is considerably insulted that this stupid little test works on beings as advanced as Cybertronians.

When Optimus first sees the test, he just freezes in complete confusion. He's completely bluescreened. The monitor told him to pick all of the pictures with the bicycles. He did that. How was he wrong. The screen told him to pick two items that are the same shape, but he is literally trembling, about to shut down like a microsoft computer because none of them are the same shape. How can they be the same shape if they're different colors aND DIFFERENT FUCKING SIZES-

Everyone looks at him in confusion when a static-electricity-like sound emanates from his head, and then he just slowly slumps to the ground because the confusion made his processor glitch, and the kids could practically hear the windows shutdown music as he just dropped to the floor. (This isn't the first or last time this has happened. This is the reason he doesn't try to understand the more confusing gen-z memes. If you've ever seen videos from Orion Zax on youtube, think the oven joke video, and that's literally just this. If you haven't, look it up, it's great)

You know a funny thing to think about is if cybertronians have some like, goofy ass software/hardware limitations.

Like those clothes designed to confuse ai image recognition, would they just not be able to comprehend what they're looking at like some eldrich monstrosity?

Or I've seen videos where someone is speaking polish but it's pronounced like it's english and I'm just imagining that shit messing with their translation software.

Would their vision bug out if they're near something radioactive like a camera would?

Feel free to add onto this if anyone has more thoughts.

I'M NOT DEAD!!!!!!

I have finally returned and have decided to post my most recent fixation for everyone to see. (I've been through this song and dance before but now everyone gets to see it). Also, it's not angst related?????? Who am I and what have I done with the real Void-

Optimus Prime has to repeatedly be told that he cannot in fact adopt every animal that happens to cross his path, and he has brought back everything from boxes of cats, to a stray dog, to a whole ass mountain lion on one particularly memorable occasion. HOWEVER, there is one animal he absolutely refuses to take home, and even attempts to avoid contact with at all costs. This giant alien robot who has fought in a continuous war for thousands of years will place more trust in Unicron himself (who he has literally almost died fighting) then he will in a goat. Specifically the screaming variety. The humans and most of team Prime had never seen Optimus get truly freaked out by anything - that is until he stepped into the base one day and promptly froze on the spot.

A recent sandstorm had destroyed someone's fence and a few of their goats got out. Bumblebee - taking after his sire obviously - saw the animal wandering around the desert and decided to take it back to base until the kids could find out where it lived. Optimus, who was just returning from his patrol, did not expect to return and find that the literal spawn of satan had invaded his home, and therefore was not ready to confront this secret phobia of his (especially not in front of his friends and family). So,,,, he walks in and just,,, stops. Doesn't even blink. Ratchet hasn't seen his optics this wide since he was Orion Pax. The worst part? This fucking goat is just staring him down. No mercy. Optimus can practically feel the pure malice this thing radiates as he tries to remember how to vent.

No one understands what kind of staring contest Optimus and this goat are having, but you could practically cut the tension between them with a knife. Suddenly, this goat just fucking s c r e a m s and Optimus promptly loses his damn mind. He lets out the highest pitch screech he has made in his centuries-long-life, and trips over himself in his haste to get away from this nightmare spawn standing before him.

Long story short, even after watching it happen, no one knows how Optimus scrambled up into the rafters, but he is now refusing to come down until the goat is gone, and is keeping an arm-cannon aimed at it at all times. Yes, he hears at least half of the bases occupants laughing their asses off at him, and yes, he hears Miko practically crying through her laughter, but Primus damn it he is not coming down until that thing is gone, Bumblebee so help me-

Eventually, the goat is removed from the base, and Optimus finally makes his way back to solid ground. His faceplace is practically glowing blue with his embarrassment, and he won't make eye contact with anyone for at least the next two hours, but now that the goat is gone, he's fine. He has to live with the jokes about it from everyone there for the rest of his life, but no matter how much they pester him about it, he refuses to divulge the story about the origin of his incurable fear of goats. He plans to take that story with him to the all spark (He eventually tells Ratchet and Bumblebee, the former of which promises never to tell another soul, the latter attempts to do the same, but accidentally tells Raf, who accidentally tells Miko, who purposefully ensures that everyone else knows by the end of the week. (Optimus isn't too mad, the story is actually quite funny as long as he is not within 3 miles of a goat at any point in the telling of the story.))

"Dude, seriously, I'm fine!"

It's something inside of all good things, and it goes on forever and ever.

SURPRISE

YOU'RE A MOTHER

This is a picture someone asked me to draw last year.  They wanted some guy named Revolver Ocelot kidnapping Miko and holding her hostage against the Autobots. Originally Miko was to be in a cage, but I really, really can't draw cages. At. All.

I also have no real idea of who Revolver Ocelot is, so I'm not sure if guns are in character with him, but oh well.

You can always pretend that he's Silas with long, flowing hair.