Elfbutt64 - Take Naps Eat Trash

Crystal Merchant: Everything here has been charged under moonlight.

Emmrich: Has it? How...fascinating. (In the most SCATHING TONE. I was so startled.)

Doctors are like: ughhhhh. You're confusing. Come back if you die.

Very handsome boy 🐱🐈

evergreen wizard-hubris meme

Performative feminism is a most annoying aspect of our times.

I've seen several cases where people are like "what happens if we meet aliens, and then they see Independence Day or War of the Worlds?"

But nobody seems to think about what happens when the aliens see Star Trek.

The aliens are gonna see these shows made by a bunch of humans but they put putty on some of the humans to make them look like what we think aliens might look like, and we told stories about how those aliens would be our friends and we'd explore the universe with them and find more aliens and try to be friends with them too!

Yeah sometimes they'd be mean and we'd fight but we'd always try to avoid it and even if we fought we'd try to be friends later.

We basically created 900 episodes of a child's drawing of a stick figure of a human and a stick figure of a grey alien holding hands and "best friends" written in crayon.